Crocodile Ave.’s [Gamerz Heaven Director's Cut: Vol. 3 - Rush Version 2]

"Can’t get my mind out of those memories
Now time to tell them don’t take my dream
Still music keeps on turning me from the words that hurt my soul
Removing doubts from my mind"

prettyprophet: 30 Days of Tentacles. Set it off.

funny_bunny: GAMERZ HEAVEN, HARDCORE TENTACLE YAOI SEX OFFICIAL DOUJINSHI.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RUSH X REN, BOYS X RUSH, TENTACLES X RUSH, ZAJI X RUSH! EVERYONE X RUSH! Rush is so oooohhhhhh.....AND THIS IS ALL CANON.

prettyprophet: From circle Crocodile Ave. and "Gangstar Yoshio" aka Maki Murakami herself.

Kawaii Pattycakes: She is the VERY BEST because of that.

funny_bunny: ALL ARTISTS SHOULD MAKE DECADENT WORKS AND BEAUTIFUL WORKS. That is how Rabbits roll!

prettyprophet: So we kinda thought we'd do this as the New Year's post........but fuck it, let's have this year go out with a bang.

Kawaii Pattycakes: A fuck year!!!

prettyprophet: Pat here's been real eager to see this out, obviously. I think we can say the same for you, right, Funny?

funny_bunny: Oh yes, I have promised my dear, dear lovelies this for EVER so long...AND NOW OUR DECADENCE HAS COME TO FRUITION. REVEL! REVEL IN THE RISQUE!

prettyprophet: .....and we're also releasing this today because tomorrow night we'll be drunk.

funny_bunny: DRUNK ON DEMON SEED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KAITO YOU'RE NEXT.

prettyprophet: ak translated this. Send love his direction and maybe it'll happen.

funny_bunny: AK IS GAMERZ MASTER. CHEERS FOR ALMIGHTY AK!

Kawaii Pattycakes: AK I WANNA GIVE YOU MORE HARLOCK!

prettyprophet: Fuck off with the caps. COMMISSIONS, get them in!

funny_bunny: SILENCE, WENCH! IT IS TENTACLE TIME! LET ME STRIKE AT YOUR SPIRITUAL ORIFICES! Oh oh, this doujinshi didn't have much tentacle and that is very sad-making.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MOAR TENTACLE YAOIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

prettyprophet: Anything to add, nde?

nde: Happy New Year.

funny_bunny: 2010! YEAH!

Kawaii Pattycakes: YEAR OF YAOI!

prettyprophet: Year of shut the fuck up and die.

funny_bunny: PUPPIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Kawaii Pattycakes: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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Dangerous Thoughts’ [Dangerous Cattleya]

"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Want your bad romance"

funny_bunny: BWAH.

Lavie Rhap: A commission from McFly518.

Peking Duck: How sad is it that the only post we can do together is a hentai one?

funny_bunny: But togetherness!

prettyprophet: Hey, it's a commission. That's money right there. Plus it's not like Lavie'll be here by the time this post gets posted.

Lavie Rhap: You really don't have to do this for me.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, we do.

funny_bunny: UNION.

Lavie Rhap: Well then, this is a "Queen's Blade" doujinshi from the circle Dangerous Thoughts. It's called "Dangerous Cattleya", or "Dangerous Katorea", following the spelling in the book itself.

prettyprophet: The artist's Kiken Shisou.......does lots of painfully-big-breasted women. And armpit hair.

Peking Duck: Uh....what.

funny_bunny: Like in "Sons of Liberty"...DUH.

prettyprophet: I'm more bothered by the breasts. God, how can you stand?

Lavie Rhap: Or swing a sword!

prettyprophet: A fucking Guts-esque sword. Oh, I better say what this doujinshi's all about, else Pat'll be pissed. So it's a "Queen's Blade" one, starring Cattleya and her kid, Rana......and pig-orcs Uh, it ends more or less how you'd think it'd end. There's a fuckload of fetishes in this one.....I'm kinda impressed.

Peking Duck: You guys sound really impressed and that's freaky scary.

funny_bunny: Why Ducky, there are magical potions and porcs and giant penii and glasses and incest and takkun and Leina!

prettyprophet: Orc porking. Thanks to ak for making that pun......oh, and translating the whole damn deal.

Lavie Rhap: It was categorized as bestiality despite the creatures being labeled as "orc".

funny_bunny: I wanted to used the BEAST tag! But come now, my dear friends, do you not want the REAL RAW MATERIAL??

Peking Duck: NO.

prettyprophet: Whatever, we'll get to it eventually.

Peking Duck: Weren't you the one who was always "no fate"?

prettyprophet: Chea, make your own fate.

Lavie Rhap: I hope you can see where this is leading to.

Peking Duck: I don't get it. Like, I get IT.......but nevermind.

funny_bunny: Oh Ducky, Ducky, Ducky...it is for Decadence. Unfathomably DEEP Decadence!

prettyprophet: So yeah, "Queen's Blade" doujinshi, "Dangerous Cattleya" by Dangerous Thoughts, artist Kiken Shisou. A commission from McFly518. Hardcore. Wanted to say that the orc-talk wasn't translated because......it's not Japanese? I think.

Peking Duck: Remember to use Lady Gaga.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure there's critique than can justify it.

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Circle Taihei-Tengoku's [NIGHT HEAD HERLOCK]

"An image of a thing with an yggality between 1 and 10 has 33 times the yggality of the original thing, unless the resulting number of yggs exceeds 10,000 in which case the yggality is just 10,000. For example if X has an yggality of 7 then a drawing of X will have an yggality of 231, and a photo of that drawing will have 7,623 yggs. A fax of that photo will have an yggality of 10,000."

funny_bunny: TODAY IS THE FIRST EVER DAY OF THE LEIJI.

Killer Ink: And Christmas.

funny_bunny: Ohoho, no time for your pagan rites, we've more fun stuff instead! Stuff for AK THE ALMIGHTY!

prettyprophet: ak, this one's for you. Enjoy the HELL out of it.

funny_bunny: Words could never express the sheer gratitude the Rabbits have for you! Like a color out of space, you fell to us and spread your miasma of magickness all about! There is only one way to honor thee: THROUGH DOUJINSHI.

prettyprophet: To all you readers out there who ain't ak......see, over a year ago, in that summer of '08, Funny posted some raws. Ragnarok Online and some mecha-lolipop deal. Ok, whatever. Winter '08, a philosophical fellow comes along, says thanks for the raws. Doesn't stop there. He VOLUNTEERS to translate for the Rabbits. Winter '09, ak has translated five artbooks, two full comics, a volume of "Acony", and still going at more Okama and Leiji's "Gun Frontier". This isn't counting all the fucking doujinshi he's done.

Killer Ink: An impressive total.

prettyprophet: Thanks also has to go to Fallen, our other resident Leiji Rabbit, who sent this over my way. Was this stuff her cup of tea? Fuck no, but she hunted it down regardless.

funny_bunny: It is how we roll.

prettyprophet: And ROCK. On behalf of the Rabbits, ak, I present to you "NIGHT HEAD HERLOCK", a "Space Pirate Captain Harlock" doujinshi by Circle Taihei-Tengoku.

Killer Ink: Artist is Aratamaru. Features Kei Yuki, Arcadia crew, and Tadashi Daiba.

funny_bunny: MIIME CAMEO??

Killer Ink: Too bad it's not as artful in sex as Matsumoto.

prettyprophet: It could pass for Matsumoto at times, though. Hilariously.

Killer Ink: With the shadows.

funny_bunny: SHADOW SEX! P4 X HARLOCK!

prettyprophet: Alright, merry fucking Christmas to everyone. Sorry this was a hentai post....well, not really.

nde: Kind of limits audience.

prettyprophet: But to you who is reading this........it's Christmas. Could mean bad times, could be lonely times. Fuck it. Angst won't do you good unless you're an angsting artist. Sit back, watch some WALL-E, watch some Star Trek.

funny_bunny: Dance to LOVE!

nde: Drink to friendship.

Killer Ink: I don't have anything to say.

prettyprophet: And if you're still all, "Uhhhhh, bah humbug"........




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Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Summer Sakura]

"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

prettyprophet: Dead or Alive, two shots of Kasumi x Hayate, Amazake Hatosyo-ten, Yoshu Ohepe, Brolen, Rabbits.

funny_bunny: Commissioned by...NOT SETEBOS??

prettyprophet: Nah, it's Setebos again. Fucking Ohepe flood right here.

funny_bunny: DEAD OR ALIVE SUCKS AND KASUMI AND HAYATE ARE JUNK. Pass it along to Eddy and Patty!

Killer Ink: You liked DOA.

funny_bunny: "LIKED" is the word. Oh Ayane, you're so great. THAT'S IT, NO MORE DOA TALK.

prettyprophet: Couldn't you play her in Ninja Gaiden 2? Eh, don't matter, I ain't getting it.

Killer Ink: I still don't understand how you two have time for games.

prettyprophet: Uh, yeah, because you working all the fucking time is doing wonders for your health.

funny_bunny: Always time for fun! FIGHT FOR FUN!

prettyprophet: Peace out, kids.

funny_bunny: Powered to you by CAPTAINESS N!

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Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Spring Strawberry Vol. 1]

"The year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in His heaven -
All's right with the world!"

prettyprophet: Another Amazake Hatosyo-ten doujinshi, another commission by Setebos, another joint with brolen. "Spring Strawberry Vol. 1" (nevermind the 'vol. 2' on the cover), Ichigo 100% doujinshi. Got Manaka, Satsuki, Nishino, and someone named Ryohei........look, I don't know shit about Ichigo, except for the fact that I hate the piss out of it and Ed loves it. Pat doesn't seem to remember anyone named Ryohei...........fuck it. People love Yoshu Ohepe; here it is.

...Yeah, short post. Everyone's not here or is nde.

EDIT: "Ryohei" should be "Junpei". Here's the two revised pages (17-18)......Imageshack screwed the file names, so you'll have to change those yourself. Or just copy and paste what I got right there.

[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

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[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

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Amazake Hatosyo-ten’s [Sweet Summer Peach]

"If every one in the world will love universally; states not attacking one another; houses not disturbing one another; thieves and robbers becoming extinct; emperor and ministers, fathers and sons, all being affectionate and filial -- if all this comes to pass the world will be orderly. Therefore, how can the wise man who has charge of governing the empire fail to restrain hate and encourage love? So, when there is universal love in the world it will be orderly, and when there is mutual hate in the world it will be disorderly. This is why Mozi insisted on persuading people to love others."

prettyprophet: Ok, since this is already out, I don't want to take too much time on this post. Uh...everyone's around. Somewhere. I see empty Bacardis. Fuck. Lavie's doing this instead.

Lavie Rhap: This is a joint release with Brolen: a Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millenium doujinshi comic, featuring Chun-Li and Rock Howard by circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten, artist Yoshu Ohepe. Did I get all this correct?

prettyprophet: Probably. Look, don't ask me things now. It was a commission.

Lavie Rhap: Commissioned by Setebos, who has also commissioned several other Yoshu Ohepe doujinshis. I see we've marked off the "shotakkun" tag...would Rock qualify as one?

prettyprophet: Fuck if I know, but he's fine as fuck. Rock, you ARE a rock.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure he is.

prettyprophet: Did you read the thing? Kid's all ripped. And horny! Ha, that's goddamn cute.

Lavie Rhap: We hope the Randy Rabbit has satisfied your Capcom and SNK needs.

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Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Sunset Glow]

"Circe, how can you expect me to be kind to you? You have turned my companions into swine in your house, and now that you have me here you ask me deceitfully to come into your bedroom and go to bed with you, in order to weaken and unman me once I am naked. No, I do not want to go to bed with you, goddess, unless you agree to swear a great oath to plan no further mischief against me."

[prophet note: This was actually written a few days ago.]

prettyprophet: Ok, quick post. nde, what's happening on your end?

nde: Reading. For class.

prettyprophet: About what?

nde: Magic.

prettyprophet: nde's a wizard. I'm just a muggle. Rabbit release! Monster Hunter doujinshi! Circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten's "Sunset Glow", artist Yoshu Ohepe. Features enormous-breasted chick named Hilda and some kid named Ruka. I don't know anything about Monster Hunter.

nde: Good thing we didn't buy it.

prettyprophet: Yeah. Now Pat's gotta party with strangers. Ha, fucking slut. Anyways, this is a special release. What's so special? C'mon, what.

nde: It's a commission?

prettyprophet: Right, but not for us. It was commissioned by Setebos, but to BROLEN. Why'd we do it? Did we do some project-theft? Fuck no, brolen x Rabbit joint, tadow.

nde: Wasn't there another joint?

prettyprophet: Maybe. Yo, email the PR Rabbit at pr.rabbit[at]gmail[dot]com. Let's talk some shop; we are open for business. BUT NOT COMMISSIONS, SEND THOSE TO ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com.

nde: "Antaura came out of the sea. She shouted like a deer. She roared like an ox."

prettyprophet: Rabbit Apocalypse, coming 2011.

nde: I think it's a charm for migraines.

prettyprophet: Really? I could use some of that.

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Suginami Sakura’s [Squad 7 - Pervert Women Detachment]

"The tears we cry are echoes
That tell what tomorrow can hold
And I wept in your arms
And I heard bells ring out across the land
Ringing peace at last to your heart
My dearest friend and now the look that you gave me blooms
And will live on through the tears in us all without end"

prettyprophet: Ha! Thought we'd forget about Valkyria? Fuck no! Here's a doujinshi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: All-star cast Battlefield Valkyria: Gallian Chronicles doujinshi!

funny_bunny: Alicia! Rosie! Edy! Susie! Marina! AND Johann AND Selvaria! REGULAR ARMY! XXX REPORT!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Cosplay!

Trojan: Uniforms, they are HOT.

prettyprophet: Circle Suginami Sakura, artist Ogata Mamimi. "Squad 7 - Pervert Women Detachment"...and it just so happens to be the Rabbits' very FIRST release with........

Kawaii Pattycakes: BROLEN! He does hentai! .............think we can do some yaoi joints? PRETTY PLEASE?

prettyprophet: Maybe if it's Valkyria. Go fetch some.

funny_bunny: This was a super fun release, for we RE-LIVED "At Yggdrasil"!

prettyprophet: Word, script editors got together.......and read the script. Made some changes.....made some in-jokes....so yeah!

Trojan: Man, I wish they showed Johann's face in game....think he looks like that?

prettyprophet: I always pictured him as an earnest kid. Yo, you know what's fucked up? We gotta be older than half of Squad 7.

Trojan: Yeah, so?

prettyprophet: Vyse is 17. Homer's 15. Emile's 15.

Trojan: Hold up, hold up, says here Welk's is 22 and Faldio's 23. And Nils? 29! All good.

prettyprophet: Oh god, what if I'm ephebophile.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Prophet, don't be silly, so many smecksy boys in anime are teens!

prettyprophet: Don't lump me in with you. Besides, I ain't turning into a fucking cougar. Like Lavie.

funny_bunny: TRUTH CANNOT BE DENIED! Okay! DOWNLOAD THIS! THERE'S LOTS OF SEMEN! AND REFERENCES!

Trojan: And some prostate action! Yeah!

prettyprophet: Not kidding. Readers, I bet you'll like it.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I loved it!

prettyprophet: Go play Valkyria. Go play some DLC. And read this doujinshi. Rabbits recommend.

funny_bunny: NOW LIVE IN HARD SEX MODE.

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Rehabilitation’s [Salvage 2]

"Accordingly, moved with compassion, she entered somedele into the sea, which was now calm, and seizing Landolfo by the hair, dragged him ashore, chest and all. There having with difficulty unclasped his hands from the chest, she set the latter on the head of a young daughter of hers, who was with her, and carried him off, as he were a little child, to her hut, where she put him in a bagnio and so chafed and bathed him with warm water that the strayed heat returned to him, together with somewhat of his lost strength. Then, taking him up out of the bath, whenas it seemed good to her, she comforted him with somewhat of good wine and confections and tended him some days, as best she might, till he had recovered his strength and knew where he was, when she judged it time to restore him his chest, which she had kept safe for him, and to tell him that he might now prosecute his fortune."

Kawaii Pattycakes: BUSTGUNNER!

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, that's the only thing you know about the series.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I haven't watched Gunbuster.......I'm so ashamed!

prettyprophet: Fuck off, don't talk about Gainax things around me.

Kawaii Pattycakes: FLCL!

prettyprophet: That had the Pillows. And it was fun (although I'm sure people analyze the fuck out of it all the time).

Kawaii Pattycakes: Gunbuster doujinshi! This is circle Rehabilitation with artist Garland and it's "Salvage 2"! What was "Salvage 1"?

prettyprophet: A Nadia one.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Let's do it!

prettyprophet: Translate it!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I WILL. Ok, I can't. But I'll learn!

prettyprophet: Readers, she's been "learning" the past several years.......it hasn't gone anywhere.

Kawaii Pattycakes: There was only one class for one semester!

prettyprophet: Yeah, plus you SUCK. This doujinshi, proudly translated by ak, features hotshot pilot Jung-Freud living life through one-night stands with Sizzler pilots. You know, past few doujinshi we done were all women on top. Fuck yeah.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I wanted some Jung x Noriko!

prettyprophet: "Salvage 2" also has a ton of pin-up-esque-though-more-risque pictures......hell, it's half the book. This one's got most of the girls of the cast, so boys, have fun with that.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Wasn't there something else about Salvage that really bothered Ed-o.......?

prettyprophet: Shit, oh yeah, you might notice the 'anal' tag. Page 13 = anal.....or is it? The script sets that up.....and thanks to fucking censoring (gg Japan, way to jump the loophole for PORN but I'm not going to rant about it here) it's unclear whether or not it's actually anal. Well, no. I didn't look at it carefully but once the boys looked at the page.......

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ed, Funny and Ink were all: NOT ANAL.

prettyprophet: Yeah, the action looks a little too close to the clit. Maybe he's just fucking her from behind. Whatever, I made anal a tag here. So you tell us, is that anal sex? Do you want it to be anal sex? Would you want to anal sex the hell out of Jung-Freud? Oh god, that name's hilarious.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I wouldn't mind her anal-sexing me!

prettyprophet: You heard it here first. Ladies, cosplay as Jung, you get to fuck Pat's ass.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Think I can get Ed to do that?

prettyprophet: Yeah, probably. FREE COMMISSION CONTEST #2, click it yo. Yamada Naito raws! Valkyria doujinshi! Blazblue doujinshi! Send it over! Translators, cleaners, APPLY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Jung-Freud will sex you up!

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Bakatohasami's [Love and Power]

"The two stand in the fast-thinning throng of victims, but they speak as if they were alone. Eye to eye, voice to voice, hand to hand, heart to heart, these two children of the Universal Mother, else so wide apart and differing, have come together on the dark highway, to repair home together, and to rest in her bosom."

prettyprophet: Spoilers: Consensual fucking between two people who like each other a ton but are too shy and familiar to say they love each other outright. So I think it's safe to say no one's going to download this. That's right, you're all sick fucks that get your rocks off rape and mayhem; Peking Duck was right. Am I jaded much? Yes.

nde: But they never show romance beyond the teen years.

prettyprophet: Duh, everyone knows they break up after. No, seriously, I can't think of anyone who's stayed together after high school.......willingly.

nde: Whopper.

prettyprophet: Ok, we know his case is fucked and once he inevitably crashes and burns, we're going to ridicule his dumb ass. Protip: you hook up with the Rabbits and you make sure you don't act a fool. You WILL be called out. Speaking of calling out, I'm calling out Funny, fuck him, I'm doing all these posts......pretty much on my own; I know, there's nde but god I am fucking burnt out and I don't want to think right now. Yeah, I could write this LATER after I get some sleep.........no, I can't, I'm too busy.

nde: I think he's at home. Playing Blazblue.

prettyprophet: That fuck. Thank the Moon Rabbit we got "Love and Power", eh? Hell yeah, first "Soul Eater" doujinshi from the Rabbits! Where the hell's Pat? She loves Soul Eater. Anyways, it's from circle Bakatohasami and the artist is You Sakai. Maka x Soul, Blair x Maka, Soul x Maka. Chea.

nde: It's cute.

prettyprophet: nde doesn't even like Soul Eater! That's fucking endorsement. Translated by resident Soul Scholar ak; he propositioned this thing yay months back.

nde: Oh, Funny wanted mention of this site.

prettyprophet: Why?

nde: "Indie love". That's all he said.

prettyprophet: Oh wait, I remember. This is....I don't know, I don't know her, I think Funny does. But she's got comics. Comics with rockhard prostitutes and a CHINESE MALE LEAD? What the fuck? Ting Yay seems a little too pushover though, so he ain't my type.

nde: He didn't seem that bothered at the beginning.

prettyprophet: Yeah, I'll give him that. Anyways, it's indie. Half the Rabbits are indie. Well, indie-hipster-geek-gangsta-thugs. Check it out, yo.

nde: And the contest.

prettyprophet: Right, COMMISSION CONTEST NUMBER TWO. Win a free commission! This one's entirely in Funny's court. Head over to the Rabbit-chan for that. Alright, fuck it, I'm tired. So I'm not going to sleep. Maybe I'll play Valkyria.

nde: Real-time.

prettyprophet: Ok, Devil Survivor.

nde: Small screen.

prettyprophet: I'm watching Orta's Pandora's Box.

nde: Sweet dreams for Iva.

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SEINANSEINI KAGAYAKERUNOHOSHI's [Teddie's Path To Adulthood]

"And what is right action? Abstaining from taking life, from stealing, and from illicit sex. This is called right action."

prettyprophet: I think Teddie qualifies as shota.

Lavie Rhap: I'll agree with that assessment.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He's BISH. Just look at his UNVEILING.

prettyprophet: He looks as old as the rest of the boys, if not younger. It doesn't matter, we're fucking cougars to them.

Kawaii Pattycakes: It's 'beautiful boy'. Teddie's a boy and he's beautiful! I win, YOU LOSE.

Lavie Rhap: Teddie's age seems to be an unknown factor, however. He could be as old as humanity itself.

prettyprophet: He watched Rome burn.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He went fishing with Izanagi!

prettyprophet: BLACKEST NIGHT, blaxploitation from Detective Comics Comics.

Kawaii Pattycakes: STOP TALKING.

prettyprophet: Lavie, paid ANY attention to that?

Lavie Rhap: No, but my cousin has. And most likely several of the Rabbit boys.

prettyprophet: Didn't Whopper hate Green Lantern?

Kawaii Pattycakes: I hate Green Lantern!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up you Japanophile slut. "Teddie's Path To Adulthood" by........long ass doujin circle name!

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEINANSEINI KAGAYAKERUNOHOSHI! 西南西ニ輝ケル星! Artist is Morino Papiko! 森野ぱぴ!

Lavie Rhap: Are we still following Western surname order?

Kawaii Pattycakes: We shouldn't!

prettyprophet: We did.....or not. Fuck, I don't know anymore.

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is a PERSONA 4 doujinshi starring Amagi Yukiko and bishie-Teddie-tan! TEDDIE GETS SEXED UP RAWR.

prettyprophet: I spearheaded this one......you know, for payback. Props go to our resident Ghost for being abused by both me and Funny at the same time. Also, Persona, this one goes out to you.

Lavie Rhap: We would also like to thank the Anonymous Scanner for linking to our little Club; as we are not a full hentai/yaoi group, our promotion of this section is minimal.

prettyprophet: Yeah, the Cowslip is THAT unknown that the instant we got linked, the hits spiked. Maybe we should do more yaoi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please-kuma!

prettyprophet: Eh, fuck it.

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Uguisuya’s [Over the Rain!]

"The girl burst out laughing; she knew she was nobody’s meat. She laughed at him full in the face, she ripped off his shirt for him and flung it into the fire, in the fiery wake of her own discarded clothing. The flames danced like dead souls on Walpurgisnacht and the old bones under the bed set up a terrible clattering but she did not pay them any heed."

[The following post was recorded on the 6th without Prophet’s knowledge or consent. Edited for privacy and convenience.]

prettyprophet: Fuck me, I’m sleeping shit these days.

Lavie Rhap: And a pleasant morning to you.

prettyprophet: I don’t get it, I’ve been getting seven hours a night.

Lavie Rhap: Try for eight.

prettyprophet: [long sigh] Not with my schedule. Fucking [censored activity]. Fucking Rabbits.

Lavie Rhap: You’ve been overworking yourself—

prettyprophet: And before you fucking say it, no, I’m not letting you take more work.

Lavie Rhap: Let’s be reasonable; I’m already heavily involved while you and Funny bear the main burden of everything.

prettyprophet: Ok, listen you— ...wait, where’s nde?

Lavie Rhap: He’s out with Ink.

prettyprophet: Fuck it. Ok, don’t tell Funny or Pat, but I know [censored project]’s getting released.

Lavie Rhap: That’s being released?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, Funny probably told you.

Lavie Rhap: No, I’ve been kept out of the loop this time.

prettyprophet: Well, maybe, since if you knew, you’d have stopped Pat from editing the fucking thing on my PC. Honestly, did they really think I wouldn’t figure it out?

Lavie Rhap: Secrecy in the open, as they say.

prettyprophet: Fucking bullshit, yo.

Lavie Rhap: Are you going to pretend to be surprised when they release it?

prettyprophet: Hopefully they’ll do it when I’m drunk. Then I can just yell at them.

Lavie Rhap: I’ll make sure to diffuse your spark of drunken rage.

prettyprophet: You’re a pal.

Lavie Rhap: Would you be nearly as angered if it wasn’t a series?

prettyprophet: [sigh] I just don’t know if we can handle another one. When I found out about this, I told ak in secret, “Don’t translate anything Funny asks you to do.” So I was hoping that’d derail the idiots...but I’m sure they got Ghost on board.

Lavie Rhap: So if it was, well, a doujin, you wouldn’t mind?

prettyprophet: Get Valkyria up in this piece...or Megaten, fuck yeah!

Lavie Rhap: Even hentai?

prettyprophet: Especially hentai. We haven’t done any yet...and our translators are guys. What the fuck is up with that?

Lavie Rhap:You’d think Pat or Funny would’ve pushed for one by now.

prettyprophet: I like how you lumped Pat in with the boys.

Lavie Rhap: Now, I could have said you; don’t you think this is more apt?

prettyprophet: Jesus, I don’t even know why I haven’t been gung-ho for P4 hentai.

Lavie Rhap: Perhaps Pat is swaying you over to boys’ love?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck no. Homoerotic as it is, I ain’t dripping over MC and Yosuke fucking. Probably because there’s a total overkill of that.

Lavie Rhap: How about something featuring Yukiko? You did choose her in your playthrough.

prettyprophet: Yeah, but that’s because no one was going her route.

Lavie Rhap:Why didn’t you pick Chie again?

prettyprophet: Hey, I may be pretty arrogant, but I ain’t so narcissistic I’d want to romance myself. Plus I didn’t dig her social link that much.

Lavie Rhap: Flames of the past, flames of the future...

prettyprophet: Hmph, funny...oh, shut it.

Lavie Rhap: Was that—

prettyprophet: Now hold up a fucking second, how about you picking Ai? Patronizing bitch.

Lavie Rhap: A bit of my own narcissism, I must say.

prettyprophet: [laughs] High school, eh? Great times.

Lavie Rhap: Does this mean you’ll be playing Pat’s...the exact word eludes me..."maiden games"?

prettyprophet: Fuck. That. Shit. Persona 5 better give me a girl protagonist and a fuckload of good-looking guys.

++++++

Lavie Rhap: To assuage your wait, Prophet, we have a Persona 4 doujinshi featuring Yukiko, Chie, sexual repression, Rise, the protagonist...as well as others. And I must say, I’m very sorry for all the deceit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I was tricked too! But it was to trick you, so that worked out! HAVE SOME FUTA YURI SAKUYA HARDCORE SEX MODE!

funny_bunny: Don’t worry, Prophet! I KNOW your Shadow loved it! DON’T DENY THE TRUTH FROM YOURSELF.

Peking Duck: Soooo.......yeah. I heard it was hell trying to get this comic out. Hope you appreciate it!

Killer Ink: We don’t have to wish them happy birthdays again, do we?

funny_bunny: Of course not, you illin’ Ink. Why, we are not devious devils, seeking loopholes from what Prophet said about her not wanting BIRTHDAY RELEASES. This post isn’t for any special occasion! IT’S NOT FOR SOME TERRIBLE TWINS WHOSE BIRTHDAY HAS JUST PAST THE DAY BEFORE.

Killer Ink: By the time Prophet and nde see this, we would have confessed everything.

Peking Duck: Just blame Funny.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yea! He was Decoy Octopus!

funny_bunny: Now, now, MOI was no Decoy Mantis. [censored project] was Sniper Snake!

Lavie Rhap: And so, Over the Rain! by circle Uguisuya, artist Uguisu Kagura. Contains Shadows x Yukiko, Chie x Yukiko, ? x Yukiko, and Rise x Protagonist. There were four-panel gag comics that have yet to be translated; I have a feeling that will infuriate you more than anything we’ve plotted.

funny_bunny: A Persona 4 hentai doujinshi! ABOUT TIME.

Peking Duck: Dedicated to Prophet, the pro-porn feminist.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Everyone, send lots of femdom P4 yuri/hentai! She loves it!

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F4U's [The Violation of Two Vases]

"Now Jove suspends his golden Scales in Air,
Weighs the Mens Wits against the Lady's Hair;
The doubtful Beam long nods from side to side;
At length the Wits mount up, the Hairs subside."

Previously on WTF Month:

+ Aya Takano's Space Ship EE
+ Rabbit Revelry: Say Hello, Rabbit-Chan

prettyprophet: Download the release now because if you read on, there'll be spoilers. Not like THAT much is going to be spoiled (hint: someone gets TENTACLE RAPED). Let's start this off by setting the sides. One side: nice, little nde and the Duck that just got dragged into hentai hell. The other: Funny the Insane Bunny and Otaku Princess Pat. Me and Lavie: moderators of the debate. Proper Moral Justice vs. Delicious Decadence. Go.

nde: I'm not bothered by this. And I don't think I'm moral.

prettyprophet: Ok, Duck vs. Everyone.

Peking Duck: This is totally unfair.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Then come over to our side!

funny_bunny: But there is no side! WE ARE OUROBUROS AND WE GO AROUND AND AROUND.

Peking Duck: Aren't you guys grossed out by this ONE bit?

prettyprophet: Hey, don't look at me when you say.....type that. My wrath was spent on Infinity Stars.

Peking Duck: Lavie?

Lavie Rhap: I suppose these things come with the territory.

funny_bunny: And our territory is the world.

Peking Duck: Tentacles and lolipops always go together! Shotakkuns and tentacles too! Anything with tentacles!

prettyprophet: Yeah, you know..........nevermind.

Peking Duck: They're kids.

prettyprophet: They're drawings.

Peking Duck: Ah shit, I shouldn't have brought that up.

Lavie Rhap: Shall I interject?

prettyprophet: Do it before I talk.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure many of you may have heard the news of Japanese game developers/publishers practicing self-censorship in light of the Rapelay situation.

prettyprophet: A little bit funny, because now I bet a ton of people who never would've played the thing downloaded the thing to hell and back.

Lavie Rhap: Needless to say, Prophet was infuriated by the perceived whitewashing of this problem (changing game names, limits placed on what kind of sexual scenarios there may be, etc.) and felt that more important issues were being neglected in favor of sensationalism.

prettyprophet: I told everyone this before: you're not going to solve any fucking problems by hiding this shit. It's here and it exists.

Peking Duck: So why the hell are we fighting fire with fire?

prettyprophet: They're not fire. All these public interest groups, all these suits.....they're frigid. So fucking busy preaching to their choirs, trying to ice all the smut.

Lavie Rhap: I can only imagine what their reaction would be to someone such as Pat, a fine, upstanding young woman...with certain niche interests.

prettyprophet: Their brains would burst.

funny_bunny: But not ours!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Deculture!

Peking Duck: This is one messed up world.

funny_bunny: It is Wonderland.

prettyprophet: Hey, readers, want to know why Duck got particularly bothered by this thing? She has a younger sister. Yeah, she's lolipop too.

Peking Duck: Don't fucking tell these sickos that.

prettyprophet: Funny, when are we roping Jujube in?

funny_bunny: When she has matured and roasted into a mouth-watering morsel like our crispy Peking Duck!

Peking Duck: Funny......I just don't know what to do with you.

prettyprophet: Join the club.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You could heart him! That'd be so mukyaaaa~

funny_bunny: I REFUSE TO BE TAMED.

Peking Duck: You know, I thought Prophet would be all snarling when I saw this.

prettyprophet: Like I said, all wrath spent on Infinity Stars.

funny_bunny: So! I took ze script and asked nde questions! Such as..."What would Prophet say if someone told her she could not do something?"..."What would Prophet say you were dying?"..."What would Prophet say if she stubbed her toe?"...and we all saw the magic that occurred from THAT.

nde: Are they meant to be demonhunters or something?

prettyprophet: What? Who knows, they're lolipops.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SCHOOLGIRL lolipops. Let's watch Battle Royale!

nde: I don't understand this story.

Peking Duck: It's PORN.

funny_bunny: It is the story of LOVING and CARING between TWO TWINS. TWINS!

nde: The girls are frightened but not overwhelmed at the beginning; Komomo is of clear mind. Wouldn't that mean they, or at least Komomo, are experienced with tentacles and other monstrosities?

Lavie Rhap: But if that were the case, they're strangely under-equipped.

nde: Which would suggest they were disarmed through some form or another.

Lavie Rhap: Keep in mind that it may have been possible for Komomo to have escaped, should she have chosen to leave Sumomo behind.

prettyprophet: And she didn't. Made the choice, had a literal brainwashing. Devastating, ain't it?

Peking Duck: Don't tell me I'm reading Lavie and nde discussing PORN PLOT.

prettyprophet: Porn plot! Right here with the Rabbits.

nde: They just don't seem like regular schoolgirls.

Lavie Rhap: It was somewhat surprising to see Komomo yield before Sumomo.

prettyprophet: Drugs! Fucking cheap.

Peking Duck: You wouldn't have gone down to monster sperm in your head?

prettyprophet: Fuck no.

funny_bunny: That's the power of RABBIT WILL.

Kawaii Pattycakes: PROPHET, YOU AND ME, REBEL 1, LET'S GO!

prettyprophet: Ok, wrapping this up. F4U's "The Violation of Two Vases" aka "Twin Pots". Translated by the Ghost; Funny asks nde: "What's a sexier word for 'pots'?" "Vases." Funny asks me: "Still she-hulk over Rapelay?" "Doing a sex release? See if you can shove in something to do with rape." Then he showed me this. And yes, rape.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Is it funny?

prettyprophet: They can't see you do that paw thing.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Awwwww.

funny_bunny: Tentacles! Lolipops! Staples of the Otaku Pyramid of Life.

prettyprophet: Alongside Aya's "Space Ship EE", Alexander Pope, and perfectly normal Rabbits like Peking Duck.

Peking Duck: Hey, don't patronize me.

Lavie Rhap: Let's settle any animosity with Blazblue.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Nooo I'm playing Prophet now!

prettyprophet: Bad blood first. Duck, fucking BRING IT ON.

Peking Duck: So dead.

funny_bunny: Randy Rabbit Release 4 you! F4U! This post was powered by the synchowaves of CAPSULE and the rockness of BLAZBLUE! nde, who will YOU use?

nde: Do I need to say?

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Sorauta's [Mahagal Love!]

"Get up on your feet, tear down the walls
Catch a glimpse of the hollow world
Snooping 'round will get you nowhere
You're locked up in your mind...
We are all trapped in a maze of relationships that goes on with or without you
I swim in the sea of the unconscious
I'll search for your heart, pursuing my true self"

prettyprophet: Hey, Pat. SURPRISE, SLUT.

Killer Ink: You had to have known this was coming.

Lavie Rhap: An auspicious start for your new year.

Peking Duck: Uh........ok.

Whopper: Hope you turn Ed gay.

Trojan: Turn Ed gay!

trev: Fag hag.

Mori: Waste of time.

funny_bunny: I pray this makes your heart beat and your inhibitions BREAK.

nde: It's "Persona 4" yaoi.

edthefucker: What the fuck's the big deal about this? Weak shit for Pat.

+++++++

prettyprophet: Ok, there's the well-wishes and blah.

funny_bunny: Enter CIRCLE SORAUTA, with "MAHAGAL LOVE". SPOILER-FREE MOSTLY??

nde: Protagonist (Souji Seta) and Yosuke Hanamura.

Lavie Rhap: Should we tell the story behind this and another doujinshi yet?

prettyprophet: Nah. Save it.

funny_bunny: This doujinshi makes up for the pansy SHOUNEN AI KISSY TIME one from eons ago! PROTAGONIST ON TOP, YOSUKE ON BOTTOM!

prettyprophet: Wasn't Yosuke a bottom in "Not Enough Sadness" too?

nde: With an aggressive streak.

Lavie Rhap: Would that not make him a 'top'?

prettyprophet: Hey, aggressive bottoms exist. See Genshiken. Oh god, why the fuck are we even talking about this?

funny_bunny: Let's ask Patcakes to confirm!

prettyprophet: No, we're not, since that would defeat the purpose of this being a surprise post. Speaking of surprises, MECHAFETUS! Kinuko, Paul, Ouendan, Radrappy, and naturally, Persona; this one also goes out to you guys. Sorry for being...pretty late on your anniversary. Blame Funny.

funny_bunny: Blame BLAME!

Lavie Rhap: All in all, this was a relatively 'regular' release. Was there anything of particular note?

prettyprophet: Yeah. Script changes to add in Megaten references.

Lavie Rhap: See how many you can find.

nde: Though "Hotel Marin Karin" was already existent.

prettyprophet: That one made me laugh.

funny_bunny: I NEEDED A HAMA INCLUSION.

Lavie Rhap: Which was included at the end.

funny_bunny: AND MARA! GO MARA, I CHOOSE YOU!

prettyprophet: Oh, and on that last little stand-alone comic......did not understand it. A bunch of us were under the assumption that it was a reference to the drama CD.........but this was made December '08. I guess Ayanami's just pre-empting it? Whatever.

funny_bunny: It is making our Prophet lose her hair.

prettyprophet: Seriously, it bothers me. Course, that's not a jab to our poor, poor translator, the Ghost, who seems to be trapped doing sex these days.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, ghosts are already in endless torment! Adding my infinity madness will be fine, ohohoho.

Lavie Rhap: Hopefully we'll change that in the near future.

prettyprophet: Ok, I don't want to be saying any more about this doujinshi because....fuck it, save it for later.

funny_bunny: And there is LOTS to say!

prettyprophet: I'm just going to leave off on this note: This is not P4 yaoi. This is P4 hentai. Yosuke, fucking christ what have they done to you.

nde: I wonder what Sorauta's take on Kanji would be.

Lavie Rhap: I'm guilty of fantasizing that myself.

funny_bunny: Oh, Pat, what horrors you have wrought!

prettyprophet: Says the fucking guy pushing for tentacle yaoi.

funny_bunny: Why, that was Pat! ...and mayhaps a dash of moi!

Lavie Rhap: Mahagal Love! by circle Sorauta, artist Yori Ayanami. A Persona 4 yaoi doujinshi, featuring a Protagonist x Yosuke pairing.

funny_bunny: Quick, nde, think of a Rei joke!

nde: I wouldn't know.

prettyprophet: P4 yaoi, never more?

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Manga Super's [Infinity Stars]

"If the speed is open, if the color is careless, if the selection of a strong scent is not awkward, if the button holder is held by all the waving color and there is no color, not any color. If there is no dirt in a pin and there can be none scarcely, if there is not then the place is the same as up standing.

This is no dark custom and it even is not acted in any such a way that a restraint is not spread. That is spread, it shuts and it lifts and awkwardly not awkwardly the centre is in standing."

funny_bunny: DECULTURE.

prettyprophet: Fuck this.

funny_bunny: Oh don't be a pissed-off-prophet. Surely there is forgiveness?

prettyprophet: This doujinshi takes all the effort I put into turning hentai female-friendly and bashes a brick into it. Thanks.

Peking Duck: So is she gonna go off on one of her rants?

funny_bunny: She better!

prettyprophet: Fuck you two. Due to popular demand, Peking Duck is brought back. Salivate over her ass, you horndogs.

Peking Duck: Wait, demand?

funny_bunny: I DEMANDED.

prettyprophet: Nah, not really. Funny just needs someone to hide behind.

funny_bunny: Oh pish-posh, I am a brave soul!

prettyprophet: Readers, I just made a backhand motion to Funbuns and he curled into a BALL. THAT'S THE FUCKING FACE OF YOUR FUHRER.

funny_bunny: I am a meek Jesus-figure!

prettyprophet: Fuck that meek bullshit, he was tough. See all those paintings and shit? Body like a rock.

Peking Duck: Oh god....you guys.....

funny_bunny: Don't worry! I'm sure Jesus would be flattered.

prettyprophet: Yeah, he's a laid-back guy. And looks like Johnny Depp. Hey, fuck, I'm still pissed here. Duck, don't let me forget that.

Peking Duck: .....Sure.

funny_bunny: Friend readers, have you yet to read NEKOI MIE'S INFINITY STARS? It's MACROSS F! IDOLM@STER PRODUCERS X RANKA! SHERYL X ALTO (wink wink!) READ NOW OR ALWAYS EAT YOUR PEAS!

prettyprophet: Ok, so here's my beef. This doujinshi is nowhere near as bad as any other shit I've seen on terms of chauvinistic piss. But it was ME who had to check over the fucking thing because shrimpdick Ed was the one who cleaned it, which means I have no idea how much or well he actually cleaned because he's a shit cleaner; fuck him. Did I want anything to do with this? No and yes. I don't like Macross. I don't like love triangles. I don't like idols. And I sure as shit don't like your usual dumbass girls who get themselves fucked for retarded reasons. That said, a part of me WANTED to get involved in order to sway things over to my persuasions. Looking at the script now, it couldn't be done.

[funny started talking about Cross Edge here and I got distracted. Hard mode, FUCKING GRIND. Anyways, continuing on.]

I got nothing against Nekoi. His art's distinctive, I wouldn't mind doing more of his stuff in the future. But what the FUCK was that with Sheryl getting the tables turned on her? One second she's fucking the hell out of Alto, fingerbanging his ass, then the next he's some sort of sex god. He's a virgin. What virgin BOY becomes a sex god instantaneously? Fuck that, virgin boys are messy, selfish fuckers with a penis for a brain. Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey, there's your virgin.

Peking Duck: Um, prophet, sounds like you know these virgin-types pretty well, huh?

prettyprophet: Oh suck dick, Duck. Don't tell me YOU fucking forgot.

Peking Duck: [censored for a variety of reasons]

prettyprophet: And what about [censored friend]? Remember what happened there? Alright, to all our readers who are male, here's a Rabbit public service announcement: If you ever have sex with a virgin, don't be an asshole. As Tenacious D once said, fuck her gently.

funny_bunny: BUT THEN WE'LL FUCK YOU HARD.

prettyprophet: I'm going to ignore that last part. What happened with [censored friend] was she and a boyfriend had sex. Well, they were both sweet, youthful virgins.......until he starts jackhammering her because, you know, porn teaches you that. [censored friend] didn't like that and socked him across the face, knocked out a tooth. And now you know.

funny_bunny: End Rabbity PSA!

Peking Duck: Think [censored friend]'s gonna care we just told the internet?

prettyprophet: Eh, not like the internet's ever going to find out who she is. And all of us know ourselves, so it's no big deal. Ok, back to ranting. Ranka loses her virginity. It's bloody. Whatever. Ranka gets gangfucked in every hole a few pages later. That's perfectly fine. No, wait. It's fucking not. She better be seeing her gynecologist after that. And whatever it is for anal. A regular fucking doctor, I guess.

funny_bunny: Prophet again speaks with experience!

prettyprophet: I know, I know, this is all fantasy because it's fucking drawings (see the latest moral outrage bullshit over 'rape' games....or at least games with 'rape' in the title). Hentai wouldn't be as appealing to the prole with Ranka having anal prolapse (though I bet there's always an appeal). It's just that this is an elementary mistake and Nekoi, I'd have thought you'd do us one better. You let me down.

funny_bunny: And Ranka's REASONS?

prettyprophet: Fuck that shit. Also, losing your virginity TAINTS you? Fuck off, the Restoration's over. It's the post-post-modern. Everyone's fucking soullessly these days. Organs got more value.

Peking Duck: So.....why are we even releasing this?

prettyprophet: Because it's Nekoi, because as much as I don't like it, I'd never blacklist stuff from the Rabbits. That's how we roll.

funny_bunny: Because we remember LOVE. What parts did Prophet LOVE?

prettyprophet: I guess I'll forgive you now.......thanks to five things. 1) "Drink it up" 2) "Fuck you" 3) "Cock banquet" 4) The whole dedication to libertine terminology 5) Juxtaposition between Ranka's thoughts and speech. Made it at least bearable. Ed doesn't get any forgiveness.....ever.

Peking Duck: Cock banquet. What the hell?

funny_bunny: nde helped with 4!

prettyprophet: Then you don't have enough. Fuck that, I don't forgive you either. "Macross Frontier" doujinshi by circle Manga Super, artist Nekoi Mii/Mie or whatever he wants to call himself. Asshole pervert x Ranka, bunch of asshole perverts x Ranka, Sheryl x Alto, Alto x Sheryl. Enough of Macross.

funny_bunny: Rabbit Service Medley OC!

Peking Duck: This is so crazy.

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Yunioshi's [Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey]

"Rather than words comes the thought of high windows;
The sun-comprehending glass,
And beyond it, the deep blue air, that shows
Nothing, and is nowhere, and is endless."

prettyprophet: Rabbit release, first commission, right here. Brought to you by fallen65. It's a Yunioshi oneshot from Comic Hotmilk, featuring a school nurse and a shota. Enjoy it.

Killer Ink: Original title: Foolish Woman and a Beast.

prettyprophet: I vetoed that; she's a beast but she ain't a fool. So FUCK THAT, she's a demon.

Killer Ink: On account of Devil Summoner.

prettyprophet: Yo, if you guys want an action-demon-collecting-detective-fetch-quest-RPG, Devil Summoner 2. Raidou Kuzunoha vs. Motherfucking King ABADDON.

Killer Ink: You hate the Raidou line.

prettyprophet: That's a bold accusation. It's not hate, but it's not love. Megaten, so I'll be kind, but I didn't buy it.

Killer Ink: nde did.

prettyprophet: Yeah, so I'll play it regardless. Commissions! Get that shit in! Raws! Get that shit in! Megaten, Valkyria, Harvest Moon, blah blah blah! Notice how we're not even begging for Naito these days!

Killer Ink: They gave up.

prettyprophet: Die, cunt. Anyways, we're all fucking busy these days aka it's our summer break and no one wants to do any work. Though Ink and nde here already started their classes up again, the poor fucks.

Killer Ink: The credits are easy so I have no problem with them.

prettyprophet: Fuck off, your shit is always easy. Well, the theories.

Killer Ink: And histories.

prettyprophet: Says Mr. Memory. Whatever, let's end this. Again, commissioned by fallen65, "Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey" by Yunioshi, Randy Rabbit Productions, peace out. Take the last word.

Killer Ink: Find us a Devil Summoner artbook.

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Harukanata's [Broad Smile]

"The clothing of the wealthy is soft glass, and of the poor, 25 woven brass; the land is very rich in brass, which they work like wool after steeping it in water. It is with some hesitation that I describe their eyes, the thing being incredible enough to bring doubt upon my veracity. But the fact is that these organs are removable; any one can take out his eyes and do without till he wants them; then he has merely to put them in; I have known many cases of people losing their own and borrowing at need; and some--the rich, naturally--keep a large stock. Their ears are plane-leaves, except with the breed raised from acorns; theirs being of wood."

funny_bunny: DESTINY.

prettyprophet: I'm sorry, I have a fucking headache right now so I'm just saying what I have to say and then getting the fuck out; no Funny, I'm not letting you talk because then I'm going to have to edit this shit. Ok, so this took nearly two months to finish (despite ak doing the script chop-chop, go thank him) because of mixups and conflicts and whatever. And now it's out. Have fun with it. "Oh what the fuck guys, this is yaoi!" Yo, where the fuck have YOU been? Haven't we said we'd do it? No, no, no.....hasn't Funny REPEATEDLY stated that yaoi AND Macross were incoming? Now, to counter the yaoi fans themselves: why is this is in the Club? Because anything that has outright sex designed to get people excited goes here. Cowslip is decadence. "Look, the relationship between Michael and Alto is pure and love and some shit..." There are two kinds of doujinshi: happy happy fanwanks and sex. This has sex. Therefore, Cowslip. Peace out.

funny_bunny: Today is the Rabbit day of Yaoi. Yaoi Day!

prettyprophet: Heh, May 21st. Mark it.

funny_bunny: We dedicate it to Ed. Love you! SUCK DICK, FUCKFACE!

prettyprophet: I just got back from an impromptu trip...I am tired as hell and I can't tell if nde and Funny are drunk or not because this is how they normally act. There are empty bottles all over the fucking place which means people came over or they just cleaned it out themselves. Or maybe both.

funny_bunny: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING, WHY STILL HERE??

prettyprophet: Get the fuck out of my house.

funny_bunny: I'm bringing in special guest who isn't special at all but she's special because this is being brought via LIVE SATELLITE GOOGLE TRANSLATE! It's Lavie!

Lavie Rhap: Hello everyone.

prettyprophet: Say something constructive because I don't know where he's going with this.

Lavie Rhap: Writing a post?

funny_bunny: Broad Smile! Michael x Alto! MACROSS F! DECULTURE!

Lavie Rhap: Ah, our very first yaoi project, if we're not counting the Persona 4 one.

funny_bunny: THAT'S SHOUNEN AI!

prettyprophet: Yeah, don't let Pat catch that slip.

Lavie Rhap: She's not here?

prettyprophet: Nah, with Ed. Fucking him, no doubt.

Lavie Rhap: Should we [CENSORED]?

funny_bunny: Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww son.

prettyprophet: Yearly in-joke, right here.

funny_bunny: So! Did you ladies DELIGHT in this DJ?

Lavie Rhap: I'm not familiar with Macross Frontier.

prettyprophet: No. Fuck Frontier.

funny_bunny: NDE??

nde: Yes?

funny_bunny: HE SAID YES. Broad Smile! Nyan Nyan Frontier! Proto Triangles! Circle Harukanata! MIYABI! MIYAVI! MEEV! EVANGELION!

prettyprophet: LION KING.

Lavie Rhap: Hamlet.

nde: Ophelia.

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Randy Rabbits: We Can Scanlate It for You Wholesale

Because people read posts, not pages.

Rabbits do commissions?

Yeah. Contact ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com (obviously replace those brackets) and we'll exchange the details. If you're sending the raws, send it through Mediafire or Megaupload or something because if there's anything attached, I'm not opening it.

How much for how much?

Tit-for-tat. You give us a 30 page doujinshi to do, you'll have to pay us enough to get another 30 page doujinshi. Exceptions would be if you want us to buy the very thing you want us to do...well, really, nothing changes there. If you want us to have flat rates...we'll think about it. "Yo cunt, tit-for-tat is more expensive!" No, it's not. Usually your average sized doujinshi is around $10 US from the places Funny and Pat buy from: Mandarake, Plecomi, jpqueen, and Japanese Shop Samurai. Add shipping and that's $15. If you feel like paying us more than the required for whatever bizarre reason, I'm not-- no, I would stop you. What the fuck are you thinking?

If you're commissioning for the first time, 50% advance up-front. When we're done the final version, we'll send it to you to look over, see if it's to your liking.

What can I commission?

Anything. Really, anything. Hentai, yaoi, yuri, non-sex doujinshi, ANYTHING. That said, it ultimately depends on what our translators can take...as well as our cleaners. If there's one person who can't handle something, there's probably another that can. Like, there's already Funny, Pat, and myself as cleaners who will SERIOUSLY work on anything. I may not LIKE the material but it will be done. Naturally, there are things that some people just wouldn't want to cross. Just send us the raw if you're iffy and we'll decide ourselves.

Also important: we focus on oneshots and doujinshi. If you want us to do full-blown volumes of manga, that's probably not happening. It'll have to be special request right there.

How long will it take?

Depends on the script; could take up to a week in total for the average 30 page. Remember, the Rabbits also work on a ton of other non-sex projects. Hey, what's a week? Think of it as a build-up to the exciting climax. Ugh, I'm saying nothing but double entendres now. If you REALLY need it fast for some reason, make sure to tell us and we MIGHT speed things up. No promises on that.

Keep in mind that if you're having us buy the doujinshi proper, it'll take even more time since shipping takes a week or so.

How will it be done?

A translator gets the script up, which takes around a week. During that time, our cleaners go at it, taking about the same time or less. If dialogue is in a bubble, it's translated. If dialogue is outside of a bubble, it's translated. Most in-bubble SFX as well; SFX that's not in bubbles aren't unless you're willing to shell out for more. If you want, author's notes can be translated too, though that'll take more time. Page quality will depend on the raw quality; if it's crap, we'll do what we can to make it less crap. If it's good, it's good. The script and text itself is lovingly edited by literary experts such as myself (prettyprophet), nde, Lavie Rhap, and Chief Rabbit funny_bunny in order to give you the best experience possible. Man, this sounds like some massage spa ad.

I want to put the commission on my own site!

It's your commission, why not?

I want to take all the credit for it!

Uh, no. If there's one thing we insist on, it's leaving in our credits. Please, credit where credit is due. We'd show the same courtesy. Of course, your own name (should you wish) will be prominently displayed somewhere (should you wish). Speaking of credit, this FAQ was pretty much copied off SaHa's FAQ. On terms of starting off in the scanlating of sex, his work was pretty much the basis for how we now operate.

I want to put the commission on my private site and charge top dollar for it!

Now that's a fucking brilliant idea! We'll just release the thing for free to the public immediately after! What a deal.

I want to make my commission secret!

That's fine. However, should we see it floating around the abyss of the Internet, we'll release it to the public. Also, should someone else ask for that same commission, all they have to pay is a straight $5 and it's out. Exception is if the raws were originally scanned by you; not FOUND, scanned. In that case, we'll move all the work onto the new commissioner's raws.

I have no more questions!

You sure? Go ahead and ask in the comments [do it in the actual page, not here, please] or email if you're the discreet type.

Randy Rabbits: The Categorical Imperative

The Randy Rabbit, serving all your fetishy needs.

Yo, Prophet here. We had a little sit-down and decided, "Let's throw our loyal readers a bone." Ok, that's totally not true. What REALLY happened was Patty was all bitching about how we didn't have different categories for fetishes. Funny thought about it for a second and then sided with her. Fuck it, I didn't want to argue over this shit......enjoy your categories. Course, they can crossover into each other, so......look, you should know how this goes down by now.

Anal: Anything involving the ass. Toys, fucking, what have you.

Beast: FUCK YEAH!

Breasts: "You dumbfucks, when does hentai NOT have breasts of some kind?" Uh, DDT's Ouverture didn't; Saber was clothed, motherfucker. This is for when there's major breastplay, like enormous boobs, titfucking (a bit strange how this ties in with big breasts, huh?), and lactation.

Cunnilingus: You know when a guy goes down on a girl because he wants to give HER pleasure? Whenever that's insanely detailed or the focus of the thing, we'll use this; in other words, you will never see this category unless it's yuri.

Domination: Any sort of...domination. And by domination, we don't mean S&M play. We mean rape, physical and psychological abuse, blah blah blah. Femdom is included. Doesn't mean the thing will be painfully dark, just means it probably won't be consensual.

Fellatio: Blowjobs! Will also use for yuri if they're packing strap-ons.

Futanari: Dickgirls of any kind.

Gender Bender: Gender swap.

Group Sex: More than two individuals involved.

Guro: FUCK YEAH!

Happy Sex: Consensual sex. This is probably a turn-off to people.

Hentai: All-ages literature that is read aloud at social gatherings.

Lolipops: Guess. Inspired by DJ Max Portable 2, Ladymade Star.

Raw: Hasn't been translated yet. Help us out, PLEASE. FUCK.

Scanlation: What we do, how we roll.

Scat: FUCK YEAH!

Shotakkun: Guess. Inspired by FLCL, Naota Nandaba.

Tentacle: FUCK YEAH!

Yaoi: All-ages literature that is read aloud at churches, mosques, and temples.

Yuri: Bullshit.

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Sorry, but I'm not going to list every fucking fetish in existence; you can check the fucking insane list at the Doujinshi DB. This is just a list of the generals. Maybe it'll be updated if there's stuff that's popular but was left out for whatever reason.

Also, this is a post AND a page because no one looks at the pages. Commissions! Get them in before our translators get swarmed!

DDT's [Ouvertüre]

"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

Peking Duck: It hurts so much.

prettyprophet: What, your feet?

Peking Duck: What?

prettyprophet: After giving all those footjobs to Ink?

Peking Duck: What the HELL are you talking about?

prettyprophet: Oh, I'm just going completely off-topic to make a decent opener for the post.

Peking Duck: Wait are we starting?

prettyprophet: Eh, I guess. Yo, this is Prophet and a special guest. She's been around for a while, working in the back, sucking dick and so forth...it's Peking Duck!

Peking Duck: Wow, thanks.

prettyprophet: So what do you think?

Peking Duck: About what?

prettyprophet: All this.

Peking Duck: This is fucked up and pervy. Prophet, what the hell are you doing?

prettyprophet: It's called translating comics. We've been doing it the past several months. Get the memo?

Peking Duck: Pervy comics.

prettyprophet: Hey, we said we'd do anything. So here you go. Fate/Stay/Hollow Night/Ataraxia/zero/Realta Nua doujinshi! "Ouverture", by circle DDT, featuring FEMDOM with Dark Saber/Black Saber/Saber Alter and Shirou.

Peking Duck: I can't believe this was for Trojan.

prettyprophet: Rape, really funny. No, seriously, this was done for TROJAN, our good friend who likes Type-Moon for some reason. Why didn't we do yaoi with Dark Saber x Shirou? Because this was already scanned and being translated. That was pretty much the only reason I vouched for it.

Peking Duck: The rape wasn't a reason?

prettyprophet: Sweetener. Sweetened the deal.

Peking Duck: Wow.

prettyprophet: You did Sweet Body, you knew what you were getting into.

Peking Duck: Did you even look at this thing?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, what's wrong with this one? You should see the shit Ed has.

Peking Duck: I don't want to see the shit Ed has.

prettyprophet: Background info: you all know me, I can handle anything. Ed, Funny, and Pat...specifically Ed and Funny, they have some fucked up shit, just because. Ed has it to traumatize people, Funny has it for obscurity, Pat has it for...Japan. Peking Duck here, she's not "in-the-know". So even something like Ouverture freaks her out.

Peking Duck: It's porn.

prettyprophet: And? Porn is powerful. Sex is powerful. Any woman or man who tells you otherwise is fucking lying. Here, I'll shove previews to Ouverture throughout, see if that gets the boys excited or not.



Peking Duck: So you're telling me it's ok to talk and think about sex all the time?

prettyprophet: No, I'm telling you that sex is something that cannot be stopped. I'm not saying it's good or bad, fuck that moral shit. Power.

Peking Duck: Why feed the fire then?

prettyprophet: Someone's gotta do it. And someone's gotta do it with style. I'd like to think that we're that group.

Peking Duck: Who the FUCK reads this?

prettyprophet: Well, since this one's a Fate/Stay release with Saber, a lot of men...and boys, probably.

Peking Duck: And they're probably not a good bunch.

prettyprophet: Hear that readers? Ducky thinks that nothing but raging perverts with eternal erections read this shit. Prove her wrong.

Peking Duck: That's an exaggeration!

prettyprophet: So you're saying that they're NOT all raging perverts? It's like saying, "Oh, you girls are Asian and you like hanging out in a billiards hall? Clearly you're fucking sluts!" No joke, assholes have actually said that to us.

Peking Duck: Yeah, but that's billiards.

prettyprophet: Yeah, but it's porn. Same deal. In fact, it's even less of a deal, because ANYONE will, at one point or another, have interest in porn.

Peking Duck: Even your fucking brother.

prettyprophet: Fucking COURSE. He's a guy, ain't he?

Peking Duck: That doesn't bother you?

prettyprophet: If he did nothing but jerk off all day, maybe. But nde's fine. Hell, I haven't even caught him yet.

Peking Duck: Maybe that means he DOESN'T look at porn.

prettyprophet: Two words: Ed, Funny.

Peking Duck: We need to save nde's ass then, because he's going to get messed.

prettyprophet: Chillax, this is nde we're talking about.

Peking Duck: What about Ink then?

prettyprophet: Ink's not physically sexual. But you see his paintings? There's the sex.

Peking Duck: But you're saying all guys look at porn.

prettyprophet: Correction, I'm saying everyone looks at porn.

Peking Duck: Even kids.

prettyprophet: Do you REMEMBER grade school at ALL? Hormones flaring and shit. People playing around.

Peking Duck: I didn't!

prettyprophet: And neither did I, but we all know people do did, right?

Peking Duck: Ahhhhh, I hate talking to you about things like this.



prettyprophet: Happy birthday Trojan! This isn't actually his birthday today, because...fuck it, you guys don't need to know when whoever was born.

Peking Duck: So tired.

prettyprophet: Tired and broke. Which lets us slide into the next point: commissions! Check it out.

Peking Duck: Good, get some money for this.

prettyprophet: Nah, there's going to be zero profit.

Peking Duck: Whose idea was it?

prettyprophet: Who else?

Peking Duck: And you're ok with this.

prettyprophet: As long as I get my hands on the scripts.

Peking Duck: You're pretty evil, you know that?

prettyprophet: I'm open with my agendas. Again, Fate doujinshi, DDT, Ouverture. Dark Saber x Shirou, thorough femdom. [prophet edit: Almost forgot, ak did the intro page. Head over to his blog, give props.]

Peking Duck: Hentai. Yay.

prettyprophet: Commissions, see FAQ.

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BODLEY HEAD's [Millefeuille]

"Indeed, and to be still happier, let her employ the greater and the lesser at once; let the voluptuous jars wherewith she will agitate him who encunts her serve to precipitate the ecstasy of the other who buggers, and, drowned in the fuck of the two, let her loose her own as she dies of pleasure."

prettyprophet: Another full circle. Fuck.

funny_bunny: Oh don't type so tiredly! Soldier forth! The world is wide and inviting!

prettyprophet: Inviting like a woman's PASSION-PIT, right?

funny_bunny: PRECISELY.

prettyprophet: BODLEY HEAD's "Millefeuille"! It's about a maid and a master. Remember it?

funny_bunny: Translated by our very own GHOST IN THE MACHINE.

prettyprophet: Which doesn't exist.

funny_bunny: NO GHOSTS.

prettyprophet: I'm going to have to take back a few things I said about this when Funny first showed it to me. "Maid fucking. Great. Peace out!" said I. But this is actually more than that. Not a lot more, but I ain't that snooty; I'll give some props.

funny_bunny: FUNBUNS NOTE: As SCRIPT EDITOR...moi did QUITE the script editing! With Ghosty's permission, o' course!

prettyprophet: Yeah...apparently Funny changed a fuckload in several parts. I thought it was for the better, what do you think?

funny_bunny: I daresay this is a piece of po-mo magnificence! A thousand BLESSINGS upon thee, Ghost!

prettyprophet: Oh, I didn't touch this script...but I DID add something in. "Pamela". Shoutout to my homeboy Sam Richardson. That one's for you!

funny_bunny: Hey hey, let's talk about CLARISSA!

prettyprophet: Man, we never did that yet, have we?

funny_bunny: We need Lavie for that!

prettyprophet: Ah shit, that'll be hard to coordinate. Next Villa post, maybe.

funny_bunny: So that's our Rabbity MAID MANGA!

prettyprophet: Funny...did you actually write all that shit at the end?

funny_bunny: Haaaaaaa?

prettyprophet: 27 and 28.

funny_bunny: Hohoho!

prettyprophet: God.

funny_bunny: Oh come now, I'm not THAT divine.

prettyprophet: Join the Revolution, join the forums, send the Naito, send the doujinshi. FUCK.

funny_bunny: HAPPY MAY DAY!

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P-FOREST's [Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield]

"Sous le dôme épais
Où le blanc jasmin
À la rose s’assemble
Sur la rive en fleurs
Riant au matin
Viens, descendons ensemble."

funny_bunny: Battlefields are flower duets!

nde: Love is a shadow.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Shadow of the Valkyrur!

prettyprophet: Squad 7, 1000 Rabbits, P-FOREST...Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield. Ha, now that's wordplay.

funny_bunny: HARD SEX MODE.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I bought it!

prettyprophet: You won't even clear the skirmishes on fucking normal.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But now I have all DLC! Support our developers~desu!

funny_bunny: CLEAR ALL OF HARD EX MODE IN UNDER AN HOUR AND YOU GET YAOI SKINS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: !!!

prettyprophet: And if you bought the Selvaria DLC with it, that'll unlock the secret mass Darcsen concentration camp rape scene!

funny_bunny: Prophet, you are very scary and in a dark place. I will join you! Valkyria Chronicles 2: Chemical Warfare, featuring cholera bombs!

prettyprophet: Vivisection DLC, coming a summer near you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Waahhhhhhhhh stop talking about Unit 731.....

prettyprophet: That's Unit 731, Nazis, and a touch of the Soviets. World War II, what a bright moment in humanity.

nde: So it goes?

funny_bunny: SO IT DOES.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Now, doujinshi talk!

prettyprophet: Haha, yeah. So I'd like to claim all responsibility for this one getting out...I really wanted us to be the first group to do a Valkyria doujinshi. This one was the first Pat showed me; I was like, "What, no Faldio x Welkin yaoi?" and she's like, "DON'T TEASE ME." Whatever, this was short so less work for all of us.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEND US EMILE X OSCAR, LEON X KREIS, HOMER X EDY.

prettyprophet: No, no, no, Edy x Homer.

funny_bunny: Hey Prophet! WELCOME TO THE ABYSS.

prettyprophet: Welcome to shut your fucking face. Moving on, there's nothing to say about this release. It's Selvaria Bles and Maximilian No-Last-Name-Given or maybe I just forgot. Pat says this is Max-top, Selvaria-bottom. FUCK THAT. She owns his dick here.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You just chose non-canon over canon! YES.

prettyprophet: No, I'm stating in THIS doujinshi, Selvaria owns his dick and that's the way I'd prefer it to be, as I'm sure you're all aware of my disgust for submission to any sort of "higher power" that really isn't that powerful, or kind, or any sort of shit. But we all know that in the actual game, she's a total slave to the guy, which I am not challenging, as much as I'd like to.

funny_bunny: HEY PEKING DUCK, LOOK AT WHAT WE TURNED PROPHET INTO.

prettyprophet: First of all, you KNOW I always argue with Pat, second of all, course I'm going to argue about aspects of Valkyria because you KNOW I love this game, and third of all, Funny, FUCK YOU.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHE'S SO TSUN-TSUN!

nde: Aren't Oscar and Emile brothers?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Aren't Ed and Al brothers? Aren't Aegis and Metis sisters??

prettyprophet: Aegis and Metis are ROBOTS. That and [spoilers edited away].

Kawaii Pattycakes: I FORGOT, EMILE AND OSCAR ARE TWINS! TWINS LIKE YOU TWO!

funny_bunny: If we were in Valkyria Chronicles, nde could be Emile because he's all sickly looking and artist and Prophet could be Oscar because she's all science and mean-looking and Oscar is mean-looking and doctor.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hai hai, what a sugoi pair~

prettyprophet: Sigh. Dedicated to this thread. Translated by ak. Circle P-FOREST, artist Hozumi Takashi. Have fun with it.

funny_bunny: DOUJINSHI! SEND! AND NAITO! WHERE IS NATIO??? ALSO GENSHIKEN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T SEND EDY X HOMER! HOMER X EDY ONLY!

nde: Valkyria Chronicles, 2008 Rabbit Game of the Year.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Pleinnies!

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