Crocodile Ave.’s [Gamerz Heaven Director's Cut: Vol. 3 - Rush Version 2]

"Can’t get my mind out of those memories
Now time to tell them don’t take my dream
Still music keeps on turning me from the words that hurt my soul
Removing doubts from my mind"

prettyprophet: 30 Days of Tentacles. Set it off.

funny_bunny: GAMERZ HEAVEN, HARDCORE TENTACLE YAOI SEX OFFICIAL DOUJINSHI.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RUSH X REN, BOYS X RUSH, TENTACLES X RUSH, ZAJI X RUSH! EVERYONE X RUSH! Rush is so oooohhhhhh.....AND THIS IS ALL CANON.

prettyprophet: From circle Crocodile Ave. and "Gangstar Yoshio" aka Maki Murakami herself.

Kawaii Pattycakes: She is the VERY BEST because of that.

funny_bunny: ALL ARTISTS SHOULD MAKE DECADENT WORKS AND BEAUTIFUL WORKS. That is how Rabbits roll!

prettyprophet: So we kinda thought we'd do this as the New Year's post........but fuck it, let's have this year go out with a bang.

Kawaii Pattycakes: A fuck year!!!

prettyprophet: Pat here's been real eager to see this out, obviously. I think we can say the same for you, right, Funny?

funny_bunny: Oh yes, I have promised my dear, dear lovelies this for EVER so long...AND NOW OUR DECADENCE HAS COME TO FRUITION. REVEL! REVEL IN THE RISQUE!

prettyprophet: .....and we're also releasing this today because tomorrow night we'll be drunk.

funny_bunny: DRUNK ON DEMON SEED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KAITO YOU'RE NEXT.

prettyprophet: ak translated this. Send love his direction and maybe it'll happen.

funny_bunny: AK IS GAMERZ MASTER. CHEERS FOR ALMIGHTY AK!

Kawaii Pattycakes: AK I WANNA GIVE YOU MORE HARLOCK!

prettyprophet: Fuck off with the caps. COMMISSIONS, get them in!

funny_bunny: SILENCE, WENCH! IT IS TENTACLE TIME! LET ME STRIKE AT YOUR SPIRITUAL ORIFICES! Oh oh, this doujinshi didn't have much tentacle and that is very sad-making.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MOAR TENTACLE YAOIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

prettyprophet: Anything to add, nde?

nde: Happy New Year.

funny_bunny: 2010! YEAH!

Kawaii Pattycakes: YEAR OF YAOI!

prettyprophet: Year of shut the fuck up and die.

funny_bunny: PUPPIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Kawaii Pattycakes: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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Dangerous Thoughts’ [Dangerous Cattleya]

"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Want your bad romance"

funny_bunny: BWAH.

Lavie Rhap: A commission from McFly518.

Peking Duck: How sad is it that the only post we can do together is a hentai one?

funny_bunny: But togetherness!

prettyprophet: Hey, it's a commission. That's money right there. Plus it's not like Lavie'll be here by the time this post gets posted.

Lavie Rhap: You really don't have to do this for me.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, we do.

funny_bunny: UNION.

Lavie Rhap: Well then, this is a "Queen's Blade" doujinshi from the circle Dangerous Thoughts. It's called "Dangerous Cattleya", or "Dangerous Katorea", following the spelling in the book itself.

prettyprophet: The artist's Kiken Shisou.......does lots of painfully-big-breasted women. And armpit hair.

Peking Duck: Uh....what.

funny_bunny: Like in "Sons of Liberty"...DUH.

prettyprophet: I'm more bothered by the breasts. God, how can you stand?

Lavie Rhap: Or swing a sword!

prettyprophet: A fucking Guts-esque sword. Oh, I better say what this doujinshi's all about, else Pat'll be pissed. So it's a "Queen's Blade" one, starring Cattleya and her kid, Rana......and pig-orcs Uh, it ends more or less how you'd think it'd end. There's a fuckload of fetishes in this one.....I'm kinda impressed.

Peking Duck: You guys sound really impressed and that's freaky scary.

funny_bunny: Why Ducky, there are magical potions and porcs and giant penii and glasses and incest and takkun and Leina!

prettyprophet: Orc porking. Thanks to ak for making that pun......oh, and translating the whole damn deal.

Lavie Rhap: It was categorized as bestiality despite the creatures being labeled as "orc".

funny_bunny: I wanted to used the BEAST tag! But come now, my dear friends, do you not want the REAL RAW MATERIAL??

Peking Duck: NO.

prettyprophet: Whatever, we'll get to it eventually.

Peking Duck: Weren't you the one who was always "no fate"?

prettyprophet: Chea, make your own fate.

Lavie Rhap: I hope you can see where this is leading to.

Peking Duck: I don't get it. Like, I get IT.......but nevermind.

funny_bunny: Oh Ducky, Ducky, Ducky...it is for Decadence. Unfathomably DEEP Decadence!

prettyprophet: So yeah, "Queen's Blade" doujinshi, "Dangerous Cattleya" by Dangerous Thoughts, artist Kiken Shisou. A commission from McFly518. Hardcore. Wanted to say that the orc-talk wasn't translated because......it's not Japanese? I think.

Peking Duck: Remember to use Lady Gaga.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure there's critique than can justify it.

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Circle Taihei-Tengoku's [NIGHT HEAD HERLOCK]

"An image of a thing with an yggality between 1 and 10 has 33 times the yggality of the original thing, unless the resulting number of yggs exceeds 10,000 in which case the yggality is just 10,000. For example if X has an yggality of 7 then a drawing of X will have an yggality of 231, and a photo of that drawing will have 7,623 yggs. A fax of that photo will have an yggality of 10,000."

funny_bunny: TODAY IS THE FIRST EVER DAY OF THE LEIJI.

Killer Ink: And Christmas.

funny_bunny: Ohoho, no time for your pagan rites, we've more fun stuff instead! Stuff for AK THE ALMIGHTY!

prettyprophet: ak, this one's for you. Enjoy the HELL out of it.

funny_bunny: Words could never express the sheer gratitude the Rabbits have for you! Like a color out of space, you fell to us and spread your miasma of magickness all about! There is only one way to honor thee: THROUGH DOUJINSHI.

prettyprophet: To all you readers out there who ain't ak......see, over a year ago, in that summer of '08, Funny posted some raws. Ragnarok Online and some mecha-lolipop deal. Ok, whatever. Winter '08, a philosophical fellow comes along, says thanks for the raws. Doesn't stop there. He VOLUNTEERS to translate for the Rabbits. Winter '09, ak has translated five artbooks, two full comics, a volume of "Acony", and still going at more Okama and Leiji's "Gun Frontier". This isn't counting all the fucking doujinshi he's done.

Killer Ink: An impressive total.

prettyprophet: Thanks also has to go to Fallen, our other resident Leiji Rabbit, who sent this over my way. Was this stuff her cup of tea? Fuck no, but she hunted it down regardless.

funny_bunny: It is how we roll.

prettyprophet: And ROCK. On behalf of the Rabbits, ak, I present to you "NIGHT HEAD HERLOCK", a "Space Pirate Captain Harlock" doujinshi by Circle Taihei-Tengoku.

Killer Ink: Artist is Aratamaru. Features Kei Yuki, Arcadia crew, and Tadashi Daiba.

funny_bunny: MIIME CAMEO??

Killer Ink: Too bad it's not as artful in sex as Matsumoto.

prettyprophet: It could pass for Matsumoto at times, though. Hilariously.

Killer Ink: With the shadows.

funny_bunny: SHADOW SEX! P4 X HARLOCK!

prettyprophet: Alright, merry fucking Christmas to everyone. Sorry this was a hentai post....well, not really.

nde: Kind of limits audience.

prettyprophet: But to you who is reading this........it's Christmas. Could mean bad times, could be lonely times. Fuck it. Angst won't do you good unless you're an angsting artist. Sit back, watch some WALL-E, watch some Star Trek.

funny_bunny: Dance to LOVE!

nde: Drink to friendship.

Killer Ink: I don't have anything to say.

prettyprophet: And if you're still all, "Uhhhhh, bah humbug"........




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