October 25, 2009

Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Summer Sakura]

Kasumi, that's not how you bathe

"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

prettyprophet: Dead or Alive, two shots of Kasumi x Hayate, Amazake Hatosyo-ten, Yoshu Ohepe, Brolen, Rabbits.

funny_bunny: Commissioned by...NOT SETEBOS??

prettyprophet: Nah, it's Setebos again. Fucking Ohepe flood right here.

funny_bunny: DEAD OR ALIVE SUCKS AND KASUMI AND HAYATE ARE JUNK. Pass it along to Eddy and Patty!

Killer Ink: You liked DOA.

funny_bunny: "LIKED" is the word. Oh Ayane, you're so great. THAT'S IT, NO MORE DOA TALK.

prettyprophet: Couldn't you play her in Ninja Gaiden 2? Eh, don't matter, I ain't getting it.

Killer Ink: I still don't understand how you two have time for games.

prettyprophet: Uh, yeah, because you working all the fucking time is doing wonders for your health.

funny_bunny: Always time for fun! FIGHT FOR FUN!

prettyprophet: Peace out, kids.

funny_bunny: Powered to you by CAPTAINESS N!

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October 20, 2009

Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Spring Strawberry Vol. 1]

God I hate Ichigo

"The year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in His heaven -
All's right with the world!"

prettyprophet: Another Amazake Hatosyo-ten doujinshi, another commission by Setebos, another joint with brolen. "Spring Strawberry Vol. 1" (nevermind the 'vol. 2' on the cover), Ichigo 100% doujinshi. Got Manaka, Satsuki, Nishino, and someone named Ryohei........look, I don't know shit about Ichigo, except for the fact that I hate the piss out of it and Ed loves it. Pat doesn't seem to remember anyone named Ryohei...........fuck it. People love Yoshu Ohepe; here it is.

...Yeah, short post. Everyone's not here or is nde.

EDIT: "Ryohei" should be "Junpei". Here's the two revised pages (17-18)......Imageshack screwed the file names, so you'll have to change those yourself. Or just copy and paste what I got right there.

[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

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[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

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October 3, 2009

Amazake Hatosyo-ten’s [Sweet Summer Peach]

INTERPOL

"If every one in the world will love universally; states not attacking one another; houses not disturbing one another; thieves and robbers becoming extinct; emperor and ministers, fathers and sons, all being affectionate and filial -- if all this comes to pass the world will be orderly. Therefore, how can the wise man who has charge of governing the empire fail to restrain hate and encourage love? So, when there is universal love in the world it will be orderly, and when there is mutual hate in the world it will be disorderly. This is why Mozi insisted on persuading people to love others."

prettyprophet: Ok, since this is already out, I don't want to take too much time on this post. Uh...everyone's around. Somewhere. I see empty Bacardis. Fuck. Lavie's doing this instead.

Lavie Rhap: This is a joint release with Brolen: a Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millenium doujinshi comic, featuring Chun-Li and Rock Howard by circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten, artist Yoshu Ohepe. Did I get all this correct?

prettyprophet: Probably. Look, don't ask me things now. It was a commission.

Lavie Rhap: Commissioned by Setebos, who has also commissioned several other Yoshu Ohepe doujinshis. I see we've marked off the "shotakkun" tag...would Rock qualify as one?

prettyprophet: Fuck if I know, but he's fine as fuck. Rock, you ARE a rock.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure he is.

prettyprophet: Did you read the thing? Kid's all ripped. And horny! Ha, that's goddamn cute.

Lavie Rhap: We hope the Randy Rabbit has satisfied your Capcom and SNK needs.

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Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Sunset Glow]

Sunrise, sunset

"Circe, how can you expect me to be kind to you? You have turned my companions into swine in your house, and now that you have me here you ask me deceitfully to come into your bedroom and go to bed with you, in order to weaken and unman me once I am naked. No, I do not want to go to bed with you, goddess, unless you agree to swear a great oath to plan no further mischief against me."

[prophet note: This was actually written a few days ago.]

prettyprophet: Ok, quick post. nde, what's happening on your end?

nde: Reading. For class.

prettyprophet: About what?

nde: Magic.

prettyprophet: nde's a wizard. I'm just a muggle. Rabbit release! Monster Hunter doujinshi! Circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten's "Sunset Glow", artist Yoshu Ohepe. Features enormous-breasted chick named Hilda and some kid named Ruka. I don't know anything about Monster Hunter.

nde: Good thing we didn't buy it.

prettyprophet: Yeah. Now Pat's gotta party with strangers. Ha, fucking slut. Anyways, this is a special release. What's so special? C'mon, what.

nde: It's a commission?

prettyprophet: Right, but not for us. It was commissioned by Setebos, but to BROLEN. Why'd we do it? Did we do some project-theft? Fuck no, brolen x Rabbit joint, tadow.

nde: Wasn't there another joint?

prettyprophet: Maybe. Yo, email the PR Rabbit at pr.rabbit[at]gmail[dot]com. Let's talk some shop; we are open for business. BUT NOT COMMISSIONS, SEND THOSE TO ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com.

nde: "Antaura came out of the sea. She shouted like a deer. She roared like an ox."

prettyprophet: Rabbit Apocalypse, coming 2011.

nde: I think it's a charm for migraines.

prettyprophet: Really? I could use some of that.

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Suginami Sakura’s [Squad 7 - Pervert Women Detachment]

Edy is the REAL star

"The tears we cry are echoes
That tell what tomorrow can hold
And I wept in your arms
And I heard bells ring out across the land
Ringing peace at last to your heart
My dearest friend and now the look that you gave me blooms
And will live on through the tears in us all without end"

prettyprophet: Ha! Thought we'd forget about Valkyria? Fuck no! Here's a doujinshi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: All-star cast Battlefield Valkyria: Gallian Chronicles doujinshi!

funny_bunny: Alicia! Rosie! Edy! Susie! Marina! AND Johann AND Selvaria! REGULAR ARMY! XXX REPORT!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Cosplay!

Trojan: Uniforms, they are HOT.

prettyprophet: Circle Suginami Sakura, artist Ogata Mamimi. "Squad 7 - Pervert Women Detachment"...and it just so happens to be the Rabbits' very FIRST release with........

Kawaii Pattycakes: BROLEN! He does hentai! .............think we can do some yaoi joints? PRETTY PLEASE?

prettyprophet: Maybe if it's Valkyria. Go fetch some.

funny_bunny: This was a super fun release, for we RE-LIVED "At Yggdrasil"!

prettyprophet: Word, script editors got together.......and read the script. Made some changes.....made some in-jokes....so yeah!

Trojan: Man, I wish they showed Johann's face in game....think he looks like that?

prettyprophet: I always pictured him as an earnest kid. Yo, you know what's fucked up? We gotta be older than half of Squad 7.

Trojan: Yeah, so?

prettyprophet: Vyse is 17. Homer's 15. Emile's 15.

Trojan: Hold up, hold up, says here Welk's is 22 and Faldio's 23. And Nils? 29! All good.

prettyprophet: Oh god, what if I'm ephebophile.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Prophet, don't be silly, so many smecksy boys in anime are teens!

prettyprophet: Don't lump me in with you. Besides, I ain't turning into a fucking cougar. Like Lavie.

funny_bunny: TRUTH CANNOT BE DENIED! Okay! DOWNLOAD THIS! THERE'S LOTS OF SEMEN! AND REFERENCES!

Trojan: And some prostate action! Yeah!

prettyprophet: Not kidding. Readers, I bet you'll like it.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I loved it!

prettyprophet: Go play Valkyria. Go play some DLC. And read this doujinshi. Rabbits recommend.

funny_bunny: NOW LIVE IN HARD SEX MODE.

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