Dangerous Thoughts’ [Dangerous Cattleya]

"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Want your bad romance"

funny_bunny: BWAH.

Lavie Rhap: A commission from McFly518.

Peking Duck: How sad is it that the only post we can do together is a hentai one?

funny_bunny: But togetherness!

prettyprophet: Hey, it's a commission. That's money right there. Plus it's not like Lavie'll be here by the time this post gets posted.

Lavie Rhap: You really don't have to do this for me.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, we do.

funny_bunny: UNION.

Lavie Rhap: Well then, this is a "Queen's Blade" doujinshi from the circle Dangerous Thoughts. It's called "Dangerous Cattleya", or "Dangerous Katorea", following the spelling in the book itself.

prettyprophet: The artist's Kiken Shisou.......does lots of painfully-big-breasted women. And armpit hair.

Peking Duck: Uh....what.

funny_bunny: Like in "Sons of Liberty"...DUH.

prettyprophet: I'm more bothered by the breasts. God, how can you stand?

Lavie Rhap: Or swing a sword!

prettyprophet: A fucking Guts-esque sword. Oh, I better say what this doujinshi's all about, else Pat'll be pissed. So it's a "Queen's Blade" one, starring Cattleya and her kid, Rana......and pig-orcs Uh, it ends more or less how you'd think it'd end. There's a fuckload of fetishes in this one.....I'm kinda impressed.

Peking Duck: You guys sound really impressed and that's freaky scary.

funny_bunny: Why Ducky, there are magical potions and porcs and giant penii and glasses and incest and takkun and Leina!

prettyprophet: Orc porking. Thanks to ak for making that pun......oh, and translating the whole damn deal.

Lavie Rhap: It was categorized as bestiality despite the creatures being labeled as "orc".

funny_bunny: I wanted to used the BEAST tag! But come now, my dear friends, do you not want the REAL RAW MATERIAL??

Peking Duck: NO.

prettyprophet: Whatever, we'll get to it eventually.

Peking Duck: Weren't you the one who was always "no fate"?

prettyprophet: Chea, make your own fate.

Lavie Rhap: I hope you can see where this is leading to.

Peking Duck: I don't get it. Like, I get IT.......but nevermind.

funny_bunny: Oh Ducky, Ducky, Ducky...it is for Decadence. Unfathomably DEEP Decadence!

prettyprophet: So yeah, "Queen's Blade" doujinshi, "Dangerous Cattleya" by Dangerous Thoughts, artist Kiken Shisou. A commission from McFly518. Hardcore. Wanted to say that the orc-talk wasn't translated because......it's not Japanese? I think.

Peking Duck: Remember to use Lady Gaga.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure there's critique than can justify it.

Additional links:

On Giant Killer
On Depositfiles
On Megaupload

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On Megaupload

Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Sunset Glow]

"Circe, how can you expect me to be kind to you? You have turned my companions into swine in your house, and now that you have me here you ask me deceitfully to come into your bedroom and go to bed with you, in order to weaken and unman me once I am naked. No, I do not want to go to bed with you, goddess, unless you agree to swear a great oath to plan no further mischief against me."

[prophet note: This was actually written a few days ago.]

prettyprophet: Ok, quick post. nde, what's happening on your end?

nde: Reading. For class.

prettyprophet: About what?

nde: Magic.

prettyprophet: nde's a wizard. I'm just a muggle. Rabbit release! Monster Hunter doujinshi! Circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten's "Sunset Glow", artist Yoshu Ohepe. Features enormous-breasted chick named Hilda and some kid named Ruka. I don't know anything about Monster Hunter.

nde: Good thing we didn't buy it.

prettyprophet: Yeah. Now Pat's gotta party with strangers. Ha, fucking slut. Anyways, this is a special release. What's so special? C'mon, what.

nde: It's a commission?

prettyprophet: Right, but not for us. It was commissioned by Setebos, but to BROLEN. Why'd we do it? Did we do some project-theft? Fuck no, brolen x Rabbit joint, tadow.

nde: Wasn't there another joint?

prettyprophet: Maybe. Yo, email the PR Rabbit at pr.rabbit[at]gmail[dot]com. Let's talk some shop; we are open for business. BUT NOT COMMISSIONS, SEND THOSE TO ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com.

nde: "Antaura came out of the sea. She shouted like a deer. She roared like an ox."

prettyprophet: Rabbit Apocalypse, coming 2011.

nde: I think it's a charm for migraines.

prettyprophet: Really? I could use some of that.

Additional links:

On brolen
On Megaupload
On Rapidshare
On RABBIT COMMISSION CONTEST #1 & #2

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On Rapidshare

SEINANSEINI KAGAYAKERUNOHOSHI's [Teddie's Path To Adulthood]

"And what is right action? Abstaining from taking life, from stealing, and from illicit sex. This is called right action."

prettyprophet: I think Teddie qualifies as shota.

Lavie Rhap: I'll agree with that assessment.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He's BISH. Just look at his UNVEILING.

prettyprophet: He looks as old as the rest of the boys, if not younger. It doesn't matter, we're fucking cougars to them.

Kawaii Pattycakes: It's 'beautiful boy'. Teddie's a boy and he's beautiful! I win, YOU LOSE.

Lavie Rhap: Teddie's age seems to be an unknown factor, however. He could be as old as humanity itself.

prettyprophet: He watched Rome burn.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He went fishing with Izanagi!

prettyprophet: BLACKEST NIGHT, blaxploitation from Detective Comics Comics.

Kawaii Pattycakes: STOP TALKING.

prettyprophet: Lavie, paid ANY attention to that?

Lavie Rhap: No, but my cousin has. And most likely several of the Rabbit boys.

prettyprophet: Didn't Whopper hate Green Lantern?

Kawaii Pattycakes: I hate Green Lantern!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up you Japanophile slut. "Teddie's Path To Adulthood" by........long ass doujin circle name!

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEINANSEINI KAGAYAKERUNOHOSHI! 西南西ニ輝ケル星! Artist is Morino Papiko! 森野ぱぴ!

Lavie Rhap: Are we still following Western surname order?

Kawaii Pattycakes: We shouldn't!

prettyprophet: We did.....or not. Fuck, I don't know anymore.

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is a PERSONA 4 doujinshi starring Amagi Yukiko and bishie-Teddie-tan! TEDDIE GETS SEXED UP RAWR.

prettyprophet: I spearheaded this one......you know, for payback. Props go to our resident Ghost for being abused by both me and Funny at the same time. Also, Persona, this one goes out to you.

Lavie Rhap: We would also like to thank the Anonymous Scanner for linking to our little Club; as we are not a full hentai/yaoi group, our promotion of this section is minimal.

prettyprophet: Yeah, the Cowslip is THAT unknown that the instant we got linked, the hits spiked. Maybe we should do more yaoi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please-kuma!

prettyprophet: Eh, fuck it.

Additional links:

On the Midnight Channel
On Depositfiles
On Megaupload
On Marukyu Striptease

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On Megaupload

Yunioshi's [Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey]

"Rather than words comes the thought of high windows;
The sun-comprehending glass,
And beyond it, the deep blue air, that shows
Nothing, and is nowhere, and is endless."

prettyprophet: Rabbit release, first commission, right here. Brought to you by fallen65. It's a Yunioshi oneshot from Comic Hotmilk, featuring a school nurse and a shota. Enjoy it.

Killer Ink: Original title: Foolish Woman and a Beast.

prettyprophet: I vetoed that; she's a beast but she ain't a fool. So FUCK THAT, she's a demon.

Killer Ink: On account of Devil Summoner.

prettyprophet: Yo, if you guys want an action-demon-collecting-detective-fetch-quest-RPG, Devil Summoner 2. Raidou Kuzunoha vs. Motherfucking King ABADDON.

Killer Ink: You hate the Raidou line.

prettyprophet: That's a bold accusation. It's not hate, but it's not love. Megaten, so I'll be kind, but I didn't buy it.

Killer Ink: nde did.

prettyprophet: Yeah, so I'll play it regardless. Commissions! Get that shit in! Raws! Get that shit in! Megaten, Valkyria, Harvest Moon, blah blah blah! Notice how we're not even begging for Naito these days!

Killer Ink: They gave up.

prettyprophet: Die, cunt. Anyways, we're all fucking busy these days aka it's our summer break and no one wants to do any work. Though Ink and nde here already started their classes up again, the poor fucks.

Killer Ink: The credits are easy so I have no problem with them.

prettyprophet: Fuck off, your shit is always easy. Well, the theories.

Killer Ink: And histories.

prettyprophet: Says Mr. Memory. Whatever, let's end this. Again, commissioned by fallen65, "Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey" by Yunioshi, Randy Rabbit Productions, peace out. Take the last word.

Killer Ink: Find us a Devil Summoner artbook.

Additional links:

On Ikki Tousen
On Depositfiles
On Rapidshare

Release Zero - Chapter 4 ~ "Peony Pavilion"

"The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the non-perception world. Cognition is a delusion and non-cognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good."

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufu!

prettyprophet: I wonder where Funbuns went. Whatever.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufufufufufufufu!

prettyprophet: Bridget.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MARIYA.

prettyprophet: James.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Toru, Mikoto, Yuujiro!

prettyprophet: ................Alright, fuck all this.

funny_bunny: MY ETRIAN MEDIC.

prettyprophet: Look who came crawling back!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yay bishie bunny~~

funny_bunny: YASUNORI ZAN. RELEAZ 0.

prettyprophet: Cero.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KUROZO ZERO. Shun-chama, I <3 you!

prettyprophet: Anyways, Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero" comic. It's a one-volume compilation of oneshots. Mostly of hentai and futa. Mostly.

funny_bunny: ALIENS IS SO AWESOME.

prettyprophet: Good catch.

funny_bunny: We were watching it last night! PAT'S A SCAREDY-RABBIT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHUT UP BAKABUNNY.

prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Yet you still collect all the Ring shit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OH! Sadako counts!

funny_bunny: SADAKO IS NYX. Therefore Nyx is hot. Therefore I'd sex Nyx.

prettyprophet: Hey, Funny, how about you say that to her face?

funny_bunny: I did!

Kawaii Pattycakes: He did!

prettyprophet: And?

funny_bunny: SHE STARED AT ME AND I DIED.

prettyprophet: Ok, "Peony Pavilion" is the name of the oneshot. It's kinda small because this was really just a substitute for a special release Funny's been pushing for........which was delayed.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, our Tea-Mistress will handle all with grace!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can't wait! No, I seriously can't! Do you think I should.....BUY SOME MORE?

prettyprophet: Uh, NO. I don't want another fucking hissyfit from you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF [CENSORED].

funny_bunny: Ladies, ladies, please. You're both terribly wrong. I have something even BETTER soon!

prettyprophet: You mean THAT doujinshi?

funny_bunny: Of course not! Ohohohoho!

prettyprophet: Whatever, fuck it, let's finish this. Chapter Four of Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero": Peony Pavilion. It's a oneshot so you don't have to really worry about downloading out of order. Will we ever finish the whole thing? Who knows? This release, although only eight pages, had a buttload of text so you should thank ak for translating it so fast.

funny_bunny: ak is the ALMIGHTY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if he does lotsa yaoi!

prettyprophet: NAITO, NO ONE'S SENDING IT.

funny_bunny: FORUMMMMMMS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RABBIT REVOLUTION!

prettyprophet: Bien.

funny_bunny: Takkun, Takkun!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can feel that hybrid rainbow!

Additional links:

On AK-74
On Depositfiles
On Rapidshare

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