Yunioshi's [Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey]

"Rather than words comes the thought of high windows;
The sun-comprehending glass,
And beyond it, the deep blue air, that shows
Nothing, and is nowhere, and is endless."

prettyprophet: Rabbit release, first commission, right here. Brought to you by fallen65. It's a Yunioshi oneshot from Comic Hotmilk, featuring a school nurse and a shota. Enjoy it.

Killer Ink: Original title: Foolish Woman and a Beast.

prettyprophet: I vetoed that; she's a beast but she ain't a fool. So FUCK THAT, she's a demon.

Killer Ink: On account of Devil Summoner.

prettyprophet: Yo, if you guys want an action-demon-collecting-detective-fetch-quest-RPG, Devil Summoner 2. Raidou Kuzunoha vs. Motherfucking King ABADDON.

Killer Ink: You hate the Raidou line.

prettyprophet: That's a bold accusation. It's not hate, but it's not love. Megaten, so I'll be kind, but I didn't buy it.

Killer Ink: nde did.

prettyprophet: Yeah, so I'll play it regardless. Commissions! Get that shit in! Raws! Get that shit in! Megaten, Valkyria, Harvest Moon, blah blah blah! Notice how we're not even begging for Naito these days!

Killer Ink: They gave up.

prettyprophet: Die, cunt. Anyways, we're all fucking busy these days aka it's our summer break and no one wants to do any work. Though Ink and nde here already started their classes up again, the poor fucks.

Killer Ink: The credits are easy so I have no problem with them.

prettyprophet: Fuck off, your shit is always easy. Well, the theories.

Killer Ink: And histories.

prettyprophet: Says Mr. Memory. Whatever, let's end this. Again, commissioned by fallen65, "Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey" by Yunioshi, Randy Rabbit Productions, peace out. Take the last word.

Killer Ink: Find us a Devil Summoner artbook.

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Harukanata's [Broad Smile]

"The clothing of the wealthy is soft glass, and of the poor, 25 woven brass; the land is very rich in brass, which they work like wool after steeping it in water. It is with some hesitation that I describe their eyes, the thing being incredible enough to bring doubt upon my veracity. But the fact is that these organs are removable; any one can take out his eyes and do without till he wants them; then he has merely to put them in; I have known many cases of people losing their own and borrowing at need; and some--the rich, naturally--keep a large stock. Their ears are plane-leaves, except with the breed raised from acorns; theirs being of wood."

funny_bunny: DESTINY.

prettyprophet: I'm sorry, I have a fucking headache right now so I'm just saying what I have to say and then getting the fuck out; no Funny, I'm not letting you talk because then I'm going to have to edit this shit. Ok, so this took nearly two months to finish (despite ak doing the script chop-chop, go thank him) because of mixups and conflicts and whatever. And now it's out. Have fun with it. "Oh what the fuck guys, this is yaoi!" Yo, where the fuck have YOU been? Haven't we said we'd do it? No, no, no.....hasn't Funny REPEATEDLY stated that yaoi AND Macross were incoming? Now, to counter the yaoi fans themselves: why is this is in the Club? Because anything that has outright sex designed to get people excited goes here. Cowslip is decadence. "Look, the relationship between Michael and Alto is pure and love and some shit..." There are two kinds of doujinshi: happy happy fanwanks and sex. This has sex. Therefore, Cowslip. Peace out.

funny_bunny: Today is the Rabbit day of Yaoi. Yaoi Day!

prettyprophet: Heh, May 21st. Mark it.

funny_bunny: We dedicate it to Ed. Love you! SUCK DICK, FUCKFACE!

prettyprophet: I just got back from an impromptu trip...I am tired as hell and I can't tell if nde and Funny are drunk or not because this is how they normally act. There are empty bottles all over the fucking place which means people came over or they just cleaned it out themselves. Or maybe both.

funny_bunny: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING, WHY STILL HERE??

prettyprophet: Get the fuck out of my house.

funny_bunny: I'm bringing in special guest who isn't special at all but she's special because this is being brought via LIVE SATELLITE GOOGLE TRANSLATE! It's Lavie!

Lavie Rhap: Hello everyone.

prettyprophet: Say something constructive because I don't know where he's going with this.

Lavie Rhap: Writing a post?

funny_bunny: Broad Smile! Michael x Alto! MACROSS F! DECULTURE!

Lavie Rhap: Ah, our very first yaoi project, if we're not counting the Persona 4 one.

funny_bunny: THAT'S SHOUNEN AI!

prettyprophet: Yeah, don't let Pat catch that slip.

Lavie Rhap: She's not here?

prettyprophet: Nah, with Ed. Fucking him, no doubt.

Lavie Rhap: Should we [CENSORED]?

funny_bunny: Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww son.

prettyprophet: Yearly in-joke, right here.

funny_bunny: So! Did you ladies DELIGHT in this DJ?

Lavie Rhap: I'm not familiar with Macross Frontier.

prettyprophet: No. Fuck Frontier.

funny_bunny: NDE??

nde: Yes?

funny_bunny: HE SAID YES. Broad Smile! Nyan Nyan Frontier! Proto Triangles! Circle Harukanata! MIYABI! MIYAVI! MEEV! EVANGELION!

prettyprophet: LION KING.

Lavie Rhap: Hamlet.

nde: Ophelia.

funny_bunny: RABBITS REMEMBER LOVE. End post!

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Randy Rabbits: We Can Scanlate It for You Wholesale

Because people read posts, not pages.

Rabbits do commissions?

Yeah. Contact ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com (obviously replace those brackets) and we'll exchange the details. If you're sending the raws, send it through Mediafire or Megaupload or something because if there's anything attached, I'm not opening it.

How much for how much?

Tit-for-tat. You give us a 30 page doujinshi to do, you'll have to pay us enough to get another 30 page doujinshi. Exceptions would be if you want us to buy the very thing you want us to do...well, really, nothing changes there. If you want us to have flat rates...we'll think about it. "Yo cunt, tit-for-tat is more expensive!" No, it's not. Usually your average sized doujinshi is around $10 US from the places Funny and Pat buy from: Mandarake, Plecomi, jpqueen, and Japanese Shop Samurai. Add shipping and that's $15. If you feel like paying us more than the required for whatever bizarre reason, I'm not-- no, I would stop you. What the fuck are you thinking?

If you're commissioning for the first time, 50% advance up-front. When we're done the final version, we'll send it to you to look over, see if it's to your liking.

What can I commission?

Anything. Really, anything. Hentai, yaoi, yuri, non-sex doujinshi, ANYTHING. That said, it ultimately depends on what our translators can take...as well as our cleaners. If there's one person who can't handle something, there's probably another that can. Like, there's already Funny, Pat, and myself as cleaners who will SERIOUSLY work on anything. I may not LIKE the material but it will be done. Naturally, there are things that some people just wouldn't want to cross. Just send us the raw if you're iffy and we'll decide ourselves.

Also important: we focus on oneshots and doujinshi. If you want us to do full-blown volumes of manga, that's probably not happening. It'll have to be special request right there.

How long will it take?

Depends on the script; could take up to a week in total for the average 30 page. Remember, the Rabbits also work on a ton of other non-sex projects. Hey, what's a week? Think of it as a build-up to the exciting climax. Ugh, I'm saying nothing but double entendres now. If you REALLY need it fast for some reason, make sure to tell us and we MIGHT speed things up. No promises on that.

Keep in mind that if you're having us buy the doujinshi proper, it'll take even more time since shipping takes a week or so.

How will it be done?

A translator gets the script up, which takes around a week. During that time, our cleaners go at it, taking about the same time or less. If dialogue is in a bubble, it's translated. If dialogue is outside of a bubble, it's translated. Most in-bubble SFX as well; SFX that's not in bubbles aren't unless you're willing to shell out for more. If you want, author's notes can be translated too, though that'll take more time. Page quality will depend on the raw quality; if it's crap, we'll do what we can to make it less crap. If it's good, it's good. The script and text itself is lovingly edited by literary experts such as myself (prettyprophet), nde, Lavie Rhap, and Chief Rabbit funny_bunny in order to give you the best experience possible. Man, this sounds like some massage spa ad.

I want to put the commission on my own site!

It's your commission, why not?

I want to take all the credit for it!

Uh, no. If there's one thing we insist on, it's leaving in our credits. Please, credit where credit is due. We'd show the same courtesy. Of course, your own name (should you wish) will be prominently displayed somewhere (should you wish). Speaking of credit, this FAQ was pretty much copied off SaHa's FAQ. On terms of starting off in the scanlating of sex, his work was pretty much the basis for how we now operate.

I want to put the commission on my private site and charge top dollar for it!

Now that's a fucking brilliant idea! We'll just release the thing for free to the public immediately after! What a deal.

I want to make my commission secret!

That's fine. However, should we see it floating around the abyss of the Internet, we'll release it to the public. Also, should someone else ask for that same commission, all they have to pay is a straight $5 and it's out. Exception is if the raws were originally scanned by you; not FOUND, scanned. In that case, we'll move all the work onto the new commissioner's raws.

I have no more questions!

You sure? Go ahead and ask in the comments [do it in the actual page, not here, please] or email if you're the discreet type.

Randy Rabbits: The Categorical Imperative

The Randy Rabbit, serving all your fetishy needs.

Yo, Prophet here. We had a little sit-down and decided, "Let's throw our loyal readers a bone." Ok, that's totally not true. What REALLY happened was Patty was all bitching about how we didn't have different categories for fetishes. Funny thought about it for a second and then sided with her. Fuck it, I didn't want to argue over this shit......enjoy your categories. Course, they can crossover into each other, so......look, you should know how this goes down by now.

Anal: Anything involving the ass. Toys, fucking, what have you.

Beast: FUCK YEAH!

Breasts: "You dumbfucks, when does hentai NOT have breasts of some kind?" Uh, DDT's Ouverture didn't; Saber was clothed, motherfucker. This is for when there's major breastplay, like enormous boobs, titfucking (a bit strange how this ties in with big breasts, huh?), and lactation.

Cunnilingus: You know when a guy goes down on a girl because he wants to give HER pleasure? Whenever that's insanely detailed or the focus of the thing, we'll use this; in other words, you will never see this category unless it's yuri.

Domination: Any sort of...domination. And by domination, we don't mean S&M play. We mean rape, physical and psychological abuse, blah blah blah. Femdom is included. Doesn't mean the thing will be painfully dark, just means it probably won't be consensual.

Fellatio: Blowjobs! Will also use for yuri if they're packing strap-ons.

Futanari: Dickgirls of any kind.

Gender Bender: Gender swap.

Group Sex: More than two individuals involved.

Guro: FUCK YEAH!

Happy Sex: Consensual sex. This is probably a turn-off to people.

Hentai: All-ages literature that is read aloud at social gatherings.

Lolipops: Guess. Inspired by DJ Max Portable 2, Ladymade Star.

Raw: Hasn't been translated yet. Help us out, PLEASE. FUCK.

Scanlation: What we do, how we roll.

Scat: FUCK YEAH!

Shotakkun: Guess. Inspired by FLCL, Naota Nandaba.

Tentacle: FUCK YEAH!

Yaoi: All-ages literature that is read aloud at churches, mosques, and temples.

Yuri: Bullshit.

+++++++

Sorry, but I'm not going to list every fucking fetish in existence; you can check the fucking insane list at the Doujinshi DB. This is just a list of the generals. Maybe it'll be updated if there's stuff that's popular but was left out for whatever reason.

Also, this is a post AND a page because no one looks at the pages. Commissions! Get them in before our translators get swarmed!

DDT's [Ouvertüre]

"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

Peking Duck: It hurts so much.

prettyprophet: What, your feet?

Peking Duck: What?

prettyprophet: After giving all those footjobs to Ink?

Peking Duck: What the HELL are you talking about?

prettyprophet: Oh, I'm just going completely off-topic to make a decent opener for the post.

Peking Duck: Wait are we starting?

prettyprophet: Eh, I guess. Yo, this is Prophet and a special guest. She's been around for a while, working in the back, sucking dick and so forth...it's Peking Duck!

Peking Duck: Wow, thanks.

prettyprophet: So what do you think?

Peking Duck: About what?

prettyprophet: All this.

Peking Duck: This is fucked up and pervy. Prophet, what the hell are you doing?

prettyprophet: It's called translating comics. We've been doing it the past several months. Get the memo?

Peking Duck: Pervy comics.

prettyprophet: Hey, we said we'd do anything. So here you go. Fate/Stay/Hollow Night/Ataraxia/zero/Realta Nua doujinshi! "Ouverture", by circle DDT, featuring FEMDOM with Dark Saber/Black Saber/Saber Alter and Shirou.

Peking Duck: I can't believe this was for Trojan.

prettyprophet: Rape, really funny. No, seriously, this was done for TROJAN, our good friend who likes Type-Moon for some reason. Why didn't we do yaoi with Dark Saber x Shirou? Because this was already scanned and being translated. That was pretty much the only reason I vouched for it.

Peking Duck: The rape wasn't a reason?

prettyprophet: Sweetener. Sweetened the deal.

Peking Duck: Wow.

prettyprophet: You did Sweet Body, you knew what you were getting into.

Peking Duck: Did you even look at this thing?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, what's wrong with this one? You should see the shit Ed has.

Peking Duck: I don't want to see the shit Ed has.

prettyprophet: Background info: you all know me, I can handle anything. Ed, Funny, and Pat...specifically Ed and Funny, they have some fucked up shit, just because. Ed has it to traumatize people, Funny has it for obscurity, Pat has it for...Japan. Peking Duck here, she's not "in-the-know". So even something like Ouverture freaks her out.

Peking Duck: It's porn.

prettyprophet: And? Porn is powerful. Sex is powerful. Any woman or man who tells you otherwise is fucking lying. Here, I'll shove previews to Ouverture throughout, see if that gets the boys excited or not.



Peking Duck: So you're telling me it's ok to talk and think about sex all the time?

prettyprophet: No, I'm telling you that sex is something that cannot be stopped. I'm not saying it's good or bad, fuck that moral shit. Power.

Peking Duck: Why feed the fire then?

prettyprophet: Someone's gotta do it. And someone's gotta do it with style. I'd like to think that we're that group.

Peking Duck: Who the FUCK reads this?

prettyprophet: Well, since this one's a Fate/Stay release with Saber, a lot of men...and boys, probably.

Peking Duck: And they're probably not a good bunch.

prettyprophet: Hear that readers? Ducky thinks that nothing but raging perverts with eternal erections read this shit. Prove her wrong.

Peking Duck: That's an exaggeration!

prettyprophet: So you're saying that they're NOT all raging perverts? It's like saying, "Oh, you girls are Asian and you like hanging out in a billiards hall? Clearly you're fucking sluts!" No joke, assholes have actually said that to us.

Peking Duck: Yeah, but that's billiards.

prettyprophet: Yeah, but it's porn. Same deal. In fact, it's even less of a deal, because ANYONE will, at one point or another, have interest in porn.

Peking Duck: Even your fucking brother.

prettyprophet: Fucking COURSE. He's a guy, ain't he?

Peking Duck: That doesn't bother you?

prettyprophet: If he did nothing but jerk off all day, maybe. But nde's fine. Hell, I haven't even caught him yet.

Peking Duck: Maybe that means he DOESN'T look at porn.

prettyprophet: Two words: Ed, Funny.

Peking Duck: We need to save nde's ass then, because he's going to get messed.

prettyprophet: Chillax, this is nde we're talking about.

Peking Duck: What about Ink then?

prettyprophet: Ink's not physically sexual. But you see his paintings? There's the sex.

Peking Duck: But you're saying all guys look at porn.

prettyprophet: Correction, I'm saying everyone looks at porn.

Peking Duck: Even kids.

prettyprophet: Do you REMEMBER grade school at ALL? Hormones flaring and shit. People playing around.

Peking Duck: I didn't!

prettyprophet: And neither did I, but we all know people do did, right?

Peking Duck: Ahhhhh, I hate talking to you about things like this.



prettyprophet: Happy birthday Trojan! This isn't actually his birthday today, because...fuck it, you guys don't need to know when whoever was born.

Peking Duck: So tired.

prettyprophet: Tired and broke. Which lets us slide into the next point: commissions! Check it out.

Peking Duck: Good, get some money for this.

prettyprophet: Nah, there's going to be zero profit.

Peking Duck: Whose idea was it?

prettyprophet: Who else?

Peking Duck: And you're ok with this.

prettyprophet: As long as I get my hands on the scripts.

Peking Duck: You're pretty evil, you know that?

prettyprophet: I'm open with my agendas. Again, Fate doujinshi, DDT, Ouverture. Dark Saber x Shirou, thorough femdom. [prophet edit: Almost forgot, ak did the intro page. Head over to his blog, give props.]

Peking Duck: Hentai. Yay.

prettyprophet: Commissions, see FAQ.

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BODLEY HEAD's [Millefeuille]

"Indeed, and to be still happier, let her employ the greater and the lesser at once; let the voluptuous jars wherewith she will agitate him who encunts her serve to precipitate the ecstasy of the other who buggers, and, drowned in the fuck of the two, let her loose her own as she dies of pleasure."

prettyprophet: Another full circle. Fuck.

funny_bunny: Oh don't type so tiredly! Soldier forth! The world is wide and inviting!

prettyprophet: Inviting like a woman's PASSION-PIT, right?

funny_bunny: PRECISELY.

prettyprophet: BODLEY HEAD's "Millefeuille"! It's about a maid and a master. Remember it?

funny_bunny: Translated by our very own GHOST IN THE MACHINE.

prettyprophet: Which doesn't exist.

funny_bunny: NO GHOSTS.

prettyprophet: I'm going to have to take back a few things I said about this when Funny first showed it to me. "Maid fucking. Great. Peace out!" said I. But this is actually more than that. Not a lot more, but I ain't that snooty; I'll give some props.

funny_bunny: FUNBUNS NOTE: As SCRIPT EDITOR...moi did QUITE the script editing! With Ghosty's permission, o' course!

prettyprophet: Yeah...apparently Funny changed a fuckload in several parts. I thought it was for the better, what do you think?

funny_bunny: I daresay this is a piece of po-mo magnificence! A thousand BLESSINGS upon thee, Ghost!

prettyprophet: Oh, I didn't touch this script...but I DID add something in. "Pamela". Shoutout to my homeboy Sam Richardson. That one's for you!

funny_bunny: Hey hey, let's talk about CLARISSA!

prettyprophet: Man, we never did that yet, have we?

funny_bunny: We need Lavie for that!

prettyprophet: Ah shit, that'll be hard to coordinate. Next Villa post, maybe.

funny_bunny: So that's our Rabbity MAID MANGA!

prettyprophet: Funny...did you actually write all that shit at the end?

funny_bunny: Haaaaaaa?

prettyprophet: 27 and 28.

funny_bunny: Hohoho!

prettyprophet: God.

funny_bunny: Oh come now, I'm not THAT divine.

prettyprophet: Join the Revolution, join the forums, send the Naito, send the doujinshi. FUCK.

funny_bunny: HAPPY MAY DAY!

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