"Notre héroïne avait dix-sept ans lorsqu'elle se présenta chez M. Rodin, maître de la pension de Saint-Marcel. Ses attraits, mieux développés, offraient encore plus de charmes ; toute sa personne avait, malgré ses chagrins, acquis un genre de perfection qui la rendait vraiment une des plus jolies filles qu'il fût possible de voir."
Blah blah blah, you had to see this coming. funny_bunny, Rabbit Reich fuehrer, scanning hentai. Anyways, this is prettyprophet doing the business like usual.
Originally, funny was going to scan up a FFXII one by that rather-popular LINDA. Course, he didn't realize it was already TRANSLATED by Saha. If you don't know what Saha is, you obviously haven't been to Manga-Updates. Only thing that'll break up the endless stream of boys love is porno porno porno and that's what Saha brings.
Time to segue into a story. It was Pat's birthday on the weekend and a bunch of us went to Trojan's to celebrate. Normally I wouldn't talk about our recent personal events because...frankly, why would you care? This time I make an exception due to some outrageous presents. So we're all chillaxing when funny, holstein, and baal come in and hand Pat her gift. Guess what it is? It's the PS3 game Folklore! But Pat doesn't have a PS3 so talk about a fuck-up on their part. Or is it?
Boom, ed walks in. His exact words: "Fuck off all of you, I got something that'll make all your presents look like complete shit." Now ed had hinted he had something big planned for his girly girl but we all assumed it'd just be resin figures or packs of doujinshi. Not this year. This year ed decided to put us all to shame with a FUCKING 80GIG PS3. It wasn't even the MGS4 bundle because he bought the limited edition one to go with it instead. And what was that slipped inside the box? Yeah, Memories Potion via funny. Unsurprisingly, Pat loved it even more.
Uh, so that's how the FFXII doujinshi ended up as our banner. For those wondering, nde and I got Pat resin Morrigan.
Anyways, I took forever to say nothing. Basically all we're doing is scanning RAWs. Check the Reich for the up-and-up. THIS little maid fetish piece, by some circle/artist called BODLEY HEAD, is really bland and crap. Only reason why funbuns scanned it was because he wanted to see how much damage would be done to a doujin when scanning. Apparently there's no real affect using the bending method so huzzah. More porn for us to do.
I'm sorry if I sound uninterested in this shit; unless it's more vivid than reality, it can fuck off. Bodley Head, this anime style sucks, go back to art school. Where's the kinetic energy of fucking? Or maybe you're all too demeaning of women to appreciate exotic eroticism. You fucking Asians. funny, anything to chime in?
funny_bunny: You're not going to marry a Chinaman??
prettyprophet: Only if he's whitewashed. You'd be surprised how many are in HK.
funny_bunny: Ah, your summer loves.
prettyprophet: Heh, I'm not the only one, RIGHT?
funny_bunny: Oh, you must be talking about nde.
prettyprophet: Cunt. So what now?
funny_bunny: MAIDS.
prettyprophet: Oh yeah. Bodley Head's Millefeuille. 300dpi, 1500 width. Shit editing by myself, funny, and holstein, as per usual with these Rabbit Raws. Where's that psycho bitch?
funny_bunny: BEHIND YOU.
prettyprophet: OH MY, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!...is that what you want me to say?
funny_bunny: Someone's not being very fun! PLAY ALONG!
prettyprophet: Do you have any idea where any of your own people are?
funny_bunny: Nope.
prettyprophet: I don't know how you sleep at night.
funny_bunny: Physical and mental exhaustion!
prettyprophet: What's next on the agenda?
funny_bunny: My gift to a fellow Rabbit.
prettyprophet: Oh boy, that one.
funny_bunny: Very precious.
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LIGHTNING ROUND:
[SaHa][ENG]VitaminL's Memories Potion
