DDT - Ouvertüre

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

prettyprophet: This Saber here, she's my kinda gal. None of that subservient women bullshit.

funny_bunny: Can't you at LEAST wear a gothic loli dress? Saber's doing it!

prettyprophet: Saber's also in love with a boring-as-fuck stock Type-Moon protagonist. Fuck her.

funny_bunny: Oh, I shall!

prettyprophet: Yeah, you really need to go steady with someone.

funny_bunny: DO I?

prettyprophet: Heh, that's not happening.

funny_bunny: The world is a wicked one.

prettyprophet: funny, the ride ends eventually.

funny_bunny: But will you STOP ROLLIN'?

prettyprophet: What do you think?

funny_bunny: Then neither shall I!

prettyprophet: Well, at least I can count on you for that.

funny_bunny: OUVERTURE by ze circle DDT! IT IS FATE/STAY DOUJINSHI WILL LOTSA SEX AND ACTION!

prettyprophet: Props to them for playing the fields of foot fetish, nylon stockings fetish, messy blowjobs, and wet, wet fucking.

funny_bunny: And nipple teasing.

prettyprophet: Definitely.

funny_bunny: I want more DDT doujinshi.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, get Soul Calibur.

funny_bunny: Need arcade stick.

prettyprophet: More controllers too. Lay off the doujinshit.

funny_bunny: NEVER! I MUST ACQUIRE MORE SEXY, SEXY VISUALS!

prettyprophet: Alright! After all, they're really fucking valuable, just like the heaps of figures that fill your house with toxic PVC fumes!

funny_bunny: TASTY toxic.

prettyprophet: Toxic. I'm suddenly reminded of Lil' Miss Random Numbers.

funny_bunny: Oh, she's chillaxing outside.

prettyprophet: You mean outside here?

funny_bunny: Course! It's a pretty big outside.

prettyprophet: Ok, whatever. When's the next item due?

funny_bunny: I could do it tonight!

prettyprophet: Wow, what a waste of life.

Additional links:

On Mediafire
On Rapidshare

0 SHIFT - Kanojo no shoudou wa, darenimo wakaranai

"Some think a fleet, a troop of horse
or soldiery the finest sight
in all the world; but I say, what one loves."

This is funbuns requesting some AID! I require MORE DOUJINSHI from the circle 0-SHIFT...for reasons I cannot say! Just know that it is for a SURPRISE!

So please send all available 0-SHIFT works over to the email at ze VILLA and um...I'll keep scanning smecksy smecksy doujinshi? Don't worry ladies and curious men! SOON THERE WILL BE YAOI!

prophet sez: Oh fucking hell, I don't even want to know what he's got planned. I bet it involves me. Also, funny didn't scan this so it's probably something random he found and is now fascinated with. Crazy kid.

Additional links:

On Mediafire
On Rapidshare

Bodley Head - Millefeuille

"Notre héroïne avait dix-sept ans lorsqu'elle se présenta chez M. Rodin, maître de la pension de Saint-Marcel. Ses attraits, mieux développés, offraient encore plus de charmes ; toute sa personne avait, malgré ses chagrins, acquis un genre de perfection qui la rendait vraiment une des plus jolies filles qu'il fût possible de voir."

Blah blah blah, you had to see this coming. funny_bunny, Rabbit Reich fuehrer, scanning hentai. Anyways, this is prettyprophet doing the business like usual.

Originally, funny was going to scan up a FFXII one by that rather-popular LINDA. Course, he didn't realize it was already TRANSLATED by Saha. If you don't know what Saha is, you obviously haven't been to Manga-Updates. Only thing that'll break up the endless stream of boys love is porno porno porno and that's what Saha brings.

Time to segue into a story. It was Pat's birthday on the weekend and a bunch of us went to Trojan's to celebrate. Normally I wouldn't talk about our recent personal events because...frankly, why would you care? This time I make an exception due to some outrageous presents. So we're all chillaxing when funny, holstein, and baal come in and hand Pat her gift. Guess what it is? It's the PS3 game Folklore! But Pat doesn't have a PS3 so talk about a fuck-up on their part. Or is it?

Boom, ed walks in. His exact words: "Fuck off all of you, I got something that'll make all your presents look like complete shit." Now ed had hinted he had something big planned for his girly girl but we all assumed it'd just be resin figures or packs of doujinshi. Not this year. This year ed decided to put us all to shame with a FUCKING 80GIG PS3. It wasn't even the MGS4 bundle because he bought the limited edition one to go with it instead. And what was that slipped inside the box? Yeah, Memories Potion via funny. Unsurprisingly, Pat loved it even more.

Uh, so that's how the FFXII doujinshi ended up as our banner. For those wondering, nde and I got Pat resin Morrigan.

Anyways, I took forever to say nothing. Basically all we're doing is scanning RAWs. Check the Reich for the up-and-up. THIS little maid fetish piece, by some circle/artist called BODLEY HEAD, is really bland and crap. Only reason why funbuns scanned it was because he wanted to see how much damage would be done to a doujin when scanning. Apparently there's no real affect using the bending method so huzzah. More porn for us to do.

I'm sorry if I sound uninterested in this shit; unless it's more vivid than reality, it can fuck off. Bodley Head, this anime style sucks, go back to art school. Where's the kinetic energy of fucking? Or maybe you're all too demeaning of women to appreciate exotic eroticism. You fucking Asians. funny, anything to chime in?

funny_bunny: You're not going to marry a Chinaman??

prettyprophet: Only if he's whitewashed. You'd be surprised how many are in HK.

funny_bunny: Ah, your summer loves.

prettyprophet: Heh, I'm not the only one, RIGHT?

funny_bunny: Oh, you must be talking about nde.

prettyprophet: Cunt. So what now?

funny_bunny: MAIDS.

prettyprophet: Oh yeah. Bodley Head's Millefeuille. 300dpi, 1500 width. Shit editing by myself, funny, and holstein, as per usual with these Rabbit Raws. Where's that psycho bitch?

funny_bunny: BEHIND YOU.

prettyprophet: OH MY, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!...is that what you want me to say?

funny_bunny: Someone's not being very fun! PLAY ALONG!

prettyprophet: Do you have any idea where any of your own people are?

funny_bunny: Nope.

prettyprophet: I don't know how you sleep at night.

funny_bunny: Physical and mental exhaustion!

prettyprophet: What's next on the agenda?

funny_bunny: My gift to a fellow Rabbit.

prettyprophet: Oh boy, that one.

funny_bunny: Very precious.

Additional links:

On Mediafire
On Rapidshare

LIGHTNING ROUND:

[SaHa][ENG]VitaminL's Memories Potion