January 26, 2009

Randy Rabbits: On Scanlating the Sex

Reisen Udongein Inaba makes Funbuns HAPPY

Can you take a guess at how difficult it is?

Answer: not very, at least for those doing the gruntwork. Let's use the recent Etrian doujinshi as example. Translating? Could've been a bitch; go ask ak the translator. But everything else? It was fun. You think I'm joking? Cleaning was a cinch. Just leveled, got rid of some obvious bits of dust, some minor redraws for bubbles. Proofreading? Here's a reenactment:

funny_bunny: Oh boy, thanks to prophet and nde for proofing the script! I will typeset this as fast as a fiddle!

Killer Ink: Text looks kinda dry.

funny_bunny: By Zeus! You're right! THIS TEXT NEEDS MORE ZING! 1000 Rabbits! To me!

And then he had us read the script out load. With vigor. I bet I sound pissed off right now, but I'm not. It seriously was a hilarious time. See, all those SFX like moaning and groaning? We added that in after so we were just reading the actual dialogue. The SFX, ak didn't translate much because it was all "ah" and "oh". If we were just to put that, it would've gotten boring chop-chop. So we decided to take a page from SaHa and spice it the FUCK up. Mad props to SaHa for the vast range of sex-SFX like "nng" and "mmph". And Funbuns says that "puah" is his favorite...that's the sound of gagging on cockjuice, which I assume he's familiar with. I like "fuah" myself; I'm gonna have to ask people if they've ever said that during copulation.

But, if you've read the Etrian doujinshi, you'd have noticed a special kind of ZING we added, SFX non-withstanding. Emphasis, motherfucker. Thanks to our readings of the script, we decided to bold up the more IMPORTANT words. We all think it enhances the hell out of it...but what do you think? I mean, if you all hate it...frankly, we're not going to stop. We enjoy it way too fucking much, so...deal.

Editing is like sex, because we get FUCKED all the time

Anyways, this'll be applied to yaoi and any other randy titles the Rabbits will play with. Will we take requests, commissions, and donor projects, like the other hentai groups? Uh, maybe? Remember kids, we're the RABBITS. We do anything and everything...that our translators will translate. So the real final word is on them.

Funny and Pat buy doujinshi regularly and anything that's not already scanned or stuff that's hard to find...we will scan. But it's a little too early to REALLY beg for cash, so we're going to hold off on that for while longer. That said, donations of any kind are welcome: sending us rare raws of stuff we're asking for would be rock; $$$ would be even rocker. As you surely see, none of us have any sort of restraint in showing off the unspoken sexual side of fandom. Well, I know me and Lavie shake our heads incredulously while Pat and Funny devour this shit.

So yeah, come to the Club Cowslip for all your Randy Rabbit After Dark needs. This is prettyprophet the PR Rabbit, peacing out.

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KONOHA's At Yggdrasil

SECKSY SHILLEKA

"Before you can say 'Come' and 'Go,'
And breathe twice; and cry 'so, so,'
Each one, tripping on his toe,
Will be here with mop and mow.
Do you love me, master? no?"

funny_bunny: Oh precious prettyprophet...I think I'm in love with you!

prettyprophet: Really?

funny_bunny: Every hiss and bark from your lips...like a parted cherry! Ah, I cannot hold back my lust!

prettyprophet: Well, you can fuck off. Go find something from the Reich to stroke it to.

funny_bunny: Nay, there is nothing there that can satiate my appetites! I need something...STRONGER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hold fast, Usagi-chama! I am a kami descended to aid thee! I am...HENTAI PATTYCAKES!!!!

funny_bunny: HENTAI PATTYCAKES?!?!?!

prettyprophet: And lo, there was porn.

funny_bunny: ETRIAN PORN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Does it get ANYMORE sugoi? Yes it does! ETRIAN YAOI, WHERE ARE YOU?

prettyprophet: So, by the good graces of ak, our brave translator, the Rabbits are scanlating the sex. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. To celebrate, we decided to desecrate one of our most beloved games, Etrian Odyssey. Well, not really, since it's Pat and Funny who are the real fans...and both pushed for this to be scanlated. We were going to do a Persona one...but I forget why we didn't. Whatever, we'll save that for later.

funny_bunny: New golden age? Not yet!

prettyprophet: Hear ye, you horny leechers. We're not doing this for total freebies. We want something in return.

Kawaii Pattycakes: WE WANT YAMADA NAITO RAWS.

funny_bunny: Indeed! MORE YAMADA MEANS MORE HENTAI CAKE.

prettyprophet: Send that shit to the PR Rabbit email. Or post in comments. Whatever. Just get it to us. The fallback material, however...

funny_bunny: MEGATENNNNNNN.

Kawaii Pattycakes: PERSONA!

funny_bunny: Lots of megaten YAOIIIII! And hentai! And stuff! SEND THAT TOO.

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T FORGET ETRIAN DOUJINSHI!!

funny_bunny: And Macross FRONTIER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: EVERYONE, LISTEN TO MY SONG!

funny_bunny: WHIPCRACK!

prettyprophet: Nippon Ichi.

funny_bunny: Same-san, I love you!

Kawaii Pattycakes: HE'S MINE, GET AWAY YOU FREETER.

funny_bunny: That's FREELOADER to you, LOOSE WOMAN!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up.


  • Yamada Naito manga. Please send some. Could you imagine Kant writing nothing but trashy smut rags? Let's not waste ak's skills either.

  • Speaking of trashy, send all the Megaten (Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Devil Summoner, Digital Devil Saga, Maken X, etc), Etrian, Nippon Ichi, and Macross Frontier doujinshi. Not so much the last one, since I bet Funbuns' Macross obsession will fade soon enough. This includes all yaoi, hentai, and non-sex material.



funny_bunny: Big thanks to ak for ASSISTING US IN HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS.

prettyprophet: Give him props or he'll quit and leave us with nothing but piles of raws.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Still smecksy! But could be EVEN more!

nde: "At Yggdrasil". Etrian Odyssey doujinshi by circle KONOHA. Artist is Kazuha Hotei with kanri-nin. It's hentai, featuring medics.

prettyprophet: So yeah. We're out.

funny_bunny: But the best is yet to come! ...oh my, who said THAT?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hufufufufu!

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