Thultwul Keikaku's [Thultwul Plan Vol. 3]

"O sages standing in God's holy fire
As in the gold mosaic of a wall,
Come from the holy fire, perne in a gyre,
And be the singing-masters of my soul.
Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity."

prettyprophet: Setebos commission! Joint with Brolen! "Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millennium 2001" doujinshi! "SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos" doujinshi! Chun-Li x Rock Howard for the first by Yoshu Ohepe, Mai Shiranui x Shiki for the second by Yunioshi.......and fuck knows who did the third bit but it looks worse than amateur, so whatever. Randy Rabbits! "Thultwul Plan Vol. 3" by circle Thultwul Keikaku! This was one of the releases that almost collapsed the group for reasons I won't get into!

......which is why you should hit us up with commissions. You know, more work. Overwhelm us, see if you can fracture everything. Seriously.

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Bakatohasami's [Love and Power]

"The two stand in the fast-thinning throng of victims, but they speak as if they were alone. Eye to eye, voice to voice, hand to hand, heart to heart, these two children of the Universal Mother, else so wide apart and differing, have come together on the dark highway, to repair home together, and to rest in her bosom."

prettyprophet: Spoilers: Consensual fucking between two people who like each other a ton but are too shy and familiar to say they love each other outright. So I think it's safe to say no one's going to download this. That's right, you're all sick fucks that get your rocks off rape and mayhem; Peking Duck was right. Am I jaded much? Yes.

nde: But they never show romance beyond the teen years.

prettyprophet: Duh, everyone knows they break up after. No, seriously, I can't think of anyone who's stayed together after high school.......willingly.

nde: Whopper.

prettyprophet: Ok, we know his case is fucked and once he inevitably crashes and burns, we're going to ridicule his dumb ass. Protip: you hook up with the Rabbits and you make sure you don't act a fool. You WILL be called out. Speaking of calling out, I'm calling out Funny, fuck him, I'm doing all these posts......pretty much on my own; I know, there's nde but god I am fucking burnt out and I don't want to think right now. Yeah, I could write this LATER after I get some sleep.........no, I can't, I'm too busy.

nde: I think he's at home. Playing Blazblue.

prettyprophet: That fuck. Thank the Moon Rabbit we got "Love and Power", eh? Hell yeah, first "Soul Eater" doujinshi from the Rabbits! Where the hell's Pat? She loves Soul Eater. Anyways, it's from circle Bakatohasami and the artist is You Sakai. Maka x Soul, Blair x Maka, Soul x Maka. Chea.

nde: It's cute.

prettyprophet: nde doesn't even like Soul Eater! That's fucking endorsement. Translated by resident Soul Scholar ak; he propositioned this thing yay months back.

nde: Oh, Funny wanted mention of this site.

prettyprophet: Why?

nde: "Indie love". That's all he said.

prettyprophet: Oh wait, I remember. This is....I don't know, I don't know her, I think Funny does. But she's got comics. Comics with rockhard prostitutes and a CHINESE MALE LEAD? What the fuck? Ting Yay seems a little too pushover though, so he ain't my type.

nde: He didn't seem that bothered at the beginning.

prettyprophet: Yeah, I'll give him that. Anyways, it's indie. Half the Rabbits are indie. Well, indie-hipster-geek-gangsta-thugs. Check it out, yo.

nde: And the contest.

prettyprophet: Right, COMMISSION CONTEST NUMBER TWO. Win a free commission! This one's entirely in Funny's court. Head over to the Rabbit-chan for that. Alright, fuck it, I'm tired. So I'm not going to sleep. Maybe I'll play Valkyria.

nde: Real-time.

prettyprophet: Ok, Devil Survivor.

nde: Small screen.

prettyprophet: I'm watching Orta's Pandora's Box.

nde: Sweet dreams for Iva.

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Uguisuya’s [Over the Rain!]

"The girl burst out laughing; she knew she was nobody’s meat. She laughed at him full in the face, she ripped off his shirt for him and flung it into the fire, in the fiery wake of her own discarded clothing. The flames danced like dead souls on Walpurgisnacht and the old bones under the bed set up a terrible clattering but she did not pay them any heed."

[The following post was recorded on the 6th without Prophet’s knowledge or consent. Edited for privacy and convenience.]

prettyprophet: Fuck me, I’m sleeping shit these days.

Lavie Rhap: And a pleasant morning to you.

prettyprophet: I don’t get it, I’ve been getting seven hours a night.

Lavie Rhap: Try for eight.

prettyprophet: [long sigh] Not with my schedule. Fucking [censored activity]. Fucking Rabbits.

Lavie Rhap: You’ve been overworking yourself—

prettyprophet: And before you fucking say it, no, I’m not letting you take more work.

Lavie Rhap: Let’s be reasonable; I’m already heavily involved while you and Funny bear the main burden of everything.

prettyprophet: Ok, listen you— ...wait, where’s nde?

Lavie Rhap: He’s out with Ink.

prettyprophet: Fuck it. Ok, don’t tell Funny or Pat, but I know [censored project]’s getting released.

Lavie Rhap: That’s being released?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, Funny probably told you.

Lavie Rhap: No, I’ve been kept out of the loop this time.

prettyprophet: Well, maybe, since if you knew, you’d have stopped Pat from editing the fucking thing on my PC. Honestly, did they really think I wouldn’t figure it out?

Lavie Rhap: Secrecy in the open, as they say.

prettyprophet: Fucking bullshit, yo.

Lavie Rhap: Are you going to pretend to be surprised when they release it?

prettyprophet: Hopefully they’ll do it when I’m drunk. Then I can just yell at them.

Lavie Rhap: I’ll make sure to diffuse your spark of drunken rage.

prettyprophet: You’re a pal.

Lavie Rhap: Would you be nearly as angered if it wasn’t a series?

prettyprophet: [sigh] I just don’t know if we can handle another one. When I found out about this, I told ak in secret, “Don’t translate anything Funny asks you to do.” So I was hoping that’d derail the idiots...but I’m sure they got Ghost on board.

Lavie Rhap: So if it was, well, a doujin, you wouldn’t mind?

prettyprophet: Get Valkyria up in this piece...or Megaten, fuck yeah!

Lavie Rhap: Even hentai?

prettyprophet: Especially hentai. We haven’t done any yet...and our translators are guys. What the fuck is up with that?

Lavie Rhap:You’d think Pat or Funny would’ve pushed for one by now.

prettyprophet: I like how you lumped Pat in with the boys.

Lavie Rhap: Now, I could have said you; don’t you think this is more apt?

prettyprophet: Jesus, I don’t even know why I haven’t been gung-ho for P4 hentai.

Lavie Rhap: Perhaps Pat is swaying you over to boys’ love?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck no. Homoerotic as it is, I ain’t dripping over MC and Yosuke fucking. Probably because there’s a total overkill of that.

Lavie Rhap: How about something featuring Yukiko? You did choose her in your playthrough.

prettyprophet: Yeah, but that’s because no one was going her route.

Lavie Rhap:Why didn’t you pick Chie again?

prettyprophet: Hey, I may be pretty arrogant, but I ain’t so narcissistic I’d want to romance myself. Plus I didn’t dig her social link that much.

Lavie Rhap: Flames of the past, flames of the future...

prettyprophet: Hmph, funny...oh, shut it.

Lavie Rhap: Was that—

prettyprophet: Now hold up a fucking second, how about you picking Ai? Patronizing bitch.

Lavie Rhap: A bit of my own narcissism, I must say.

prettyprophet: [laughs] High school, eh? Great times.

Lavie Rhap: Does this mean you’ll be playing Pat’s...the exact word eludes me..."maiden games"?

prettyprophet: Fuck. That. Shit. Persona 5 better give me a girl protagonist and a fuckload of good-looking guys.

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Lavie Rhap: To assuage your wait, Prophet, we have a Persona 4 doujinshi featuring Yukiko, Chie, sexual repression, Rise, the protagonist...as well as others. And I must say, I’m very sorry for all the deceit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I was tricked too! But it was to trick you, so that worked out! HAVE SOME FUTA YURI SAKUYA HARDCORE SEX MODE!

funny_bunny: Don’t worry, Prophet! I KNOW your Shadow loved it! DON’T DENY THE TRUTH FROM YOURSELF.

Peking Duck: Soooo.......yeah. I heard it was hell trying to get this comic out. Hope you appreciate it!

Killer Ink: We don’t have to wish them happy birthdays again, do we?

funny_bunny: Of course not, you illin’ Ink. Why, we are not devious devils, seeking loopholes from what Prophet said about her not wanting BIRTHDAY RELEASES. This post isn’t for any special occasion! IT’S NOT FOR SOME TERRIBLE TWINS WHOSE BIRTHDAY HAS JUST PAST THE DAY BEFORE.

Killer Ink: By the time Prophet and nde see this, we would have confessed everything.

Peking Duck: Just blame Funny.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yea! He was Decoy Octopus!

funny_bunny: Now, now, MOI was no Decoy Mantis. [censored project] was Sniper Snake!

Lavie Rhap: And so, Over the Rain! by circle Uguisuya, artist Uguisu Kagura. Contains Shadows x Yukiko, Chie x Yukiko, ? x Yukiko, and Rise x Protagonist. There were four-panel gag comics that have yet to be translated; I have a feeling that will infuriate you more than anything we’ve plotted.

funny_bunny: A Persona 4 hentai doujinshi! ABOUT TIME.

Peking Duck: Dedicated to Prophet, the pro-porn feminist.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Everyone, send lots of femdom P4 yuri/hentai! She loves it!

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Randy Rabbits: We Can Scanlate It for You Wholesale

Because people read posts, not pages.

Rabbits do commissions?

Yeah. Contact ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com (obviously replace those brackets) and we'll exchange the details. If you're sending the raws, send it through Mediafire or Megaupload or something because if there's anything attached, I'm not opening it.

How much for how much?

Tit-for-tat. You give us a 30 page doujinshi to do, you'll have to pay us enough to get another 30 page doujinshi. Exceptions would be if you want us to buy the very thing you want us to do...well, really, nothing changes there. If you want us to have flat rates...we'll think about it. "Yo cunt, tit-for-tat is more expensive!" No, it's not. Usually your average sized doujinshi is around $10 US from the places Funny and Pat buy from: Mandarake, Plecomi, jpqueen, and Japanese Shop Samurai. Add shipping and that's $15. If you feel like paying us more than the required for whatever bizarre reason, I'm not-- no, I would stop you. What the fuck are you thinking?

If you're commissioning for the first time, 50% advance up-front. When we're done the final version, we'll send it to you to look over, see if it's to your liking.

What can I commission?

Anything. Really, anything. Hentai, yaoi, yuri, non-sex doujinshi, ANYTHING. That said, it ultimately depends on what our translators can take...as well as our cleaners. If there's one person who can't handle something, there's probably another that can. Like, there's already Funny, Pat, and myself as cleaners who will SERIOUSLY work on anything. I may not LIKE the material but it will be done. Naturally, there are things that some people just wouldn't want to cross. Just send us the raw if you're iffy and we'll decide ourselves.

Also important: we focus on oneshots and doujinshi. If you want us to do full-blown volumes of manga, that's probably not happening. It'll have to be special request right there.

How long will it take?

Depends on the script; could take up to a week in total for the average 30 page. Remember, the Rabbits also work on a ton of other non-sex projects. Hey, what's a week? Think of it as a build-up to the exciting climax. Ugh, I'm saying nothing but double entendres now. If you REALLY need it fast for some reason, make sure to tell us and we MIGHT speed things up. No promises on that.

Keep in mind that if you're having us buy the doujinshi proper, it'll take even more time since shipping takes a week or so.

How will it be done?

A translator gets the script up, which takes around a week. During that time, our cleaners go at it, taking about the same time or less. If dialogue is in a bubble, it's translated. If dialogue is outside of a bubble, it's translated. Most in-bubble SFX as well; SFX that's not in bubbles aren't unless you're willing to shell out for more. If you want, author's notes can be translated too, though that'll take more time. Page quality will depend on the raw quality; if it's crap, we'll do what we can to make it less crap. If it's good, it's good. The script and text itself is lovingly edited by literary experts such as myself (prettyprophet), nde, Lavie Rhap, and Chief Rabbit funny_bunny in order to give you the best experience possible. Man, this sounds like some massage spa ad.

I want to put the commission on my own site!

It's your commission, why not?

I want to take all the credit for it!

Uh, no. If there's one thing we insist on, it's leaving in our credits. Please, credit where credit is due. We'd show the same courtesy. Of course, your own name (should you wish) will be prominently displayed somewhere (should you wish). Speaking of credit, this FAQ was pretty much copied off SaHa's FAQ. On terms of starting off in the scanlating of sex, his work was pretty much the basis for how we now operate.

I want to put the commission on my private site and charge top dollar for it!

Now that's a fucking brilliant idea! We'll just release the thing for free to the public immediately after! What a deal.

I want to make my commission secret!

That's fine. However, should we see it floating around the abyss of the Internet, we'll release it to the public. Also, should someone else ask for that same commission, all they have to pay is a straight $5 and it's out. Exception is if the raws were originally scanned by you; not FOUND, scanned. In that case, we'll move all the work onto the new commissioner's raws.

I have no more questions!

You sure? Go ahead and ask in the comments [do it in the actual page, not here, please] or email if you're the discreet type.

Randy Rabbits: The Categorical Imperative

The Randy Rabbit, serving all your fetishy needs.

Yo, Prophet here. We had a little sit-down and decided, "Let's throw our loyal readers a bone." Ok, that's totally not true. What REALLY happened was Patty was all bitching about how we didn't have different categories for fetishes. Funny thought about it for a second and then sided with her. Fuck it, I didn't want to argue over this shit......enjoy your categories. Course, they can crossover into each other, so......look, you should know how this goes down by now.

Anal: Anything involving the ass. Toys, fucking, what have you.

Beast: FUCK YEAH!

Breasts: "You dumbfucks, when does hentai NOT have breasts of some kind?" Uh, DDT's Ouverture didn't; Saber was clothed, motherfucker. This is for when there's major breastplay, like enormous boobs, titfucking (a bit strange how this ties in with big breasts, huh?), and lactation.

Cunnilingus: You know when a guy goes down on a girl because he wants to give HER pleasure? Whenever that's insanely detailed or the focus of the thing, we'll use this; in other words, you will never see this category unless it's yuri.

Domination: Any sort of...domination. And by domination, we don't mean S&M play. We mean rape, physical and psychological abuse, blah blah blah. Femdom is included. Doesn't mean the thing will be painfully dark, just means it probably won't be consensual.

Fellatio: Blowjobs! Will also use for yuri if they're packing strap-ons.

Futanari: Dickgirls of any kind.

Gender Bender: Gender swap.

Group Sex: More than two individuals involved.

Guro: FUCK YEAH!

Happy Sex: Consensual sex. This is probably a turn-off to people.

Hentai: All-ages literature that is read aloud at social gatherings.

Lolipops: Guess. Inspired by DJ Max Portable 2, Ladymade Star.

Raw: Hasn't been translated yet. Help us out, PLEASE. FUCK.

Scanlation: What we do, how we roll.

Scat: FUCK YEAH!

Shotakkun: Guess. Inspired by FLCL, Naota Nandaba.

Tentacle: FUCK YEAH!

Yaoi: All-ages literature that is read aloud at churches, mosques, and temples.

Yuri: Bullshit.

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Sorry, but I'm not going to list every fucking fetish in existence; you can check the fucking insane list at the Doujinshi DB. This is just a list of the generals. Maybe it'll be updated if there's stuff that's popular but was left out for whatever reason.

Also, this is a post AND a page because no one looks at the pages. Commissions! Get them in before our translators get swarmed!

Yukimi's [Eee (EVA ero ero)]

"All the rest had used sex for sentiment, never for force; to them, Eve was a tender flower, and Herodias an unfeminine horror. American art, like the American language and American education, was as far as possible sexless. Society regarded this victory over sex as its greatest triumph, and the historian readily admitted it, since the moral issue, for the moment, did not concern one who was studying the relations of unmoral force. He cared nothing for the sex of the dynamo until he could measure its energy."

prettyprophet: By the time you read this, things we say here may or may not out of date. That's because we're doing these posts ahead of time since most of us are going to be fucking busy with finals from April 6th to April 18th. Damn.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, it's a GOOD FRIDAY.

prettyprophet: Which means some GOOD releases. So good, it's almost religious!

funny_bunny: It's EVA so it IS religious!

prettyprophet: Yukimi of circle Enuma Elish does Evangelion: Eee aka EVA ero ero aka I Need You. Sorry Rei fangirls and boys, this one ain't about her, despite what the cover might hint at.

funny_bunny: It's the Etrian doujinshi all over again! But that's ok! Because this is YURI.

prettyprophet: Pat, get over here for a sec. Alright, before we set out to do this release, we had this argument over what qualifies as "yuri".

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is NOT yuri. DOES NOT COUNT.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, decision was made. Basically it was "flowery girls kissing and touching" against "girls sexing each other", or "lesbian porn for girls" against "lesbian porn for guys". In the end, me, Lavie, Ed, and Funny were just like, fuck it, lesbian sex of any kind = yuri.

funny_bunny: NO PENIS ALLOWED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But there was penis in EVA ERO ERO! >_<

prettyprophet: Was it the main focus? Hell no. And no emoticons. Anyways, chillax, we'll get around to flowery lesbian action whenever. Eee was just fitting because...you know, Eva, Christ...some shit like that.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I have lots of Yuri Hime ideas

funny_bunny: I AM THE HIMEST OF ALL.

prettyprophet: Blah blah blah, Enuma Elish presents Eee (EVA ero ero). Hey, tell us how you want the PSP releases or we're leaving them widescreen.

funny_bunny: Translated by ak the VOID.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please help us! Send delicious raws! And join the forums! I can't because a prophet bunny is mean and won't let me!

prettyprophet: Funny's bad enough, I don't want you, Ed, or any of those idiots cluttering the thing.

funny_bunny: LAST COWSLIP RELEASE! Will do only work-safe Naruto from now on!

Kawaii Pattycakes: REALLY??!

prettyprophet: Really.

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Sago-Jou's Futa Milking

"E di cetra sonora, e delle muse:
Sol troverete in tal parte men duro
Ove amor mise l'insanabil ago."

funny_bunny: Rabbits! Leechers! I present a most wonderful gift! And that gift is PENIS.

Killer Ink: On girls.

funny_bunny: On PRETTY LUNAR SOLIDER GIRLS.

nde: Has Prophet seen this yet?

funny_bunny: No! But I hope she weeps when she does.

Killer Ink: Didn't you have projects?

funny_bunny: Of course I did, STUPID. And I still finished EVERYTHING! I am so great.

Killer Ink: It says Ed did the cleaning.

funny_bunny: Exactly! And audacious ak did the TRANSLATING! That's Team Awesome for you.

nde: I wonder what's next.

Killer Ink: Don't you need testicles for semen production?

funny_bunny: DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. Oh yeah, SEND THE NAITO.

Killer Ink: And join the forums.

nde: But you haven't yet.

funny_bunny: He did! THEN HE HAD THE ACCOUNT ERASED.

Killer Ink: Not like I would've posted.

nde: I don't post.

funny_bunny: YOU'RE ALL FIENDS. "FUTA MILKING"! Featuring Makoto and Ami of BISHOUJO SAILOR MOON fame...and FUTA. AND MILKING. WHAT DECADENCE.

Killer Ink: By circle Sago-Jou, artist Seura Isago. From the N.B. Complex book.

funny_bunny: Brought to you by the RABBITS! ak the almighty, who talks about ALLURING ART...edtheFUCKER, who is napping HALF-NUDE WHERE I AM POINTING...and funny_bunny, a fictional DEMON made up by LOVECRAFT.

nde: Are we going to Bug Prince's again tonight?

funny_bunny: DID WE FINISH "IT"? NO WE DID NOT, SO OF COURSE WE'RE GOING!

Killer Ink: You heard/read him.

edthefucker: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL HERE. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU BITCHES WAKE ME.

funny_bunny: This has been a BOYS OF THE THOUSAND RABBITS POST! Catch you all on the flipside!

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