P-FOREST's [Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield]

"Sous le dôme épais
Où le blanc jasmin
À la rose s’assemble
Sur la rive en fleurs
Riant au matin
Viens, descendons ensemble."

funny_bunny: Battlefields are flower duets!

nde: Love is a shadow.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Shadow of the Valkyrur!

prettyprophet: Squad 7, 1000 Rabbits, P-FOREST...Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield. Ha, now that's wordplay.

funny_bunny: HARD SEX MODE.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I bought it!

prettyprophet: You won't even clear the skirmishes on fucking normal.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But now I have all DLC! Support our developers~desu!

funny_bunny: CLEAR ALL OF HARD EX MODE IN UNDER AN HOUR AND YOU GET YAOI SKINS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: !!!

prettyprophet: And if you bought the Selvaria DLC with it, that'll unlock the secret mass Darcsen concentration camp rape scene!

funny_bunny: Prophet, you are very scary and in a dark place. I will join you! Valkyria Chronicles 2: Chemical Warfare, featuring cholera bombs!

prettyprophet: Vivisection DLC, coming a summer near you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Waahhhhhhhhh stop talking about Unit 731.....

prettyprophet: That's Unit 731, Nazis, and a touch of the Soviets. World War II, what a bright moment in humanity.

nde: So it goes?

funny_bunny: SO IT DOES.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Now, doujinshi talk!

prettyprophet: Haha, yeah. So I'd like to claim all responsibility for this one getting out...I really wanted us to be the first group to do a Valkyria doujinshi. This one was the first Pat showed me; I was like, "What, no Faldio x Welkin yaoi?" and she's like, "DON'T TEASE ME." Whatever, this was short so less work for all of us.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEND US EMILE X OSCAR, LEON X KREIS, HOMER X EDY.

prettyprophet: No, no, no, Edy x Homer.

funny_bunny: Hey Prophet! WELCOME TO THE ABYSS.

prettyprophet: Welcome to shut your fucking face. Moving on, there's nothing to say about this release. It's Selvaria Bles and Maximilian No-Last-Name-Given or maybe I just forgot. Pat says this is Max-top, Selvaria-bottom. FUCK THAT. She owns his dick here.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You just chose non-canon over canon! YES.

prettyprophet: No, I'm stating in THIS doujinshi, Selvaria owns his dick and that's the way I'd prefer it to be, as I'm sure you're all aware of my disgust for submission to any sort of "higher power" that really isn't that powerful, or kind, or any sort of shit. But we all know that in the actual game, she's a total slave to the guy, which I am not challenging, as much as I'd like to.

funny_bunny: HEY PEKING DUCK, LOOK AT WHAT WE TURNED PROPHET INTO.

prettyprophet: First of all, you KNOW I always argue with Pat, second of all, course I'm going to argue about aspects of Valkyria because you KNOW I love this game, and third of all, Funny, FUCK YOU.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHE'S SO TSUN-TSUN!

nde: Aren't Oscar and Emile brothers?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Aren't Ed and Al brothers? Aren't Aegis and Metis sisters??

prettyprophet: Aegis and Metis are ROBOTS. That and [spoilers edited away].

Kawaii Pattycakes: I FORGOT, EMILE AND OSCAR ARE TWINS! TWINS LIKE YOU TWO!

funny_bunny: If we were in Valkyria Chronicles, nde could be Emile because he's all sickly looking and artist and Prophet could be Oscar because she's all science and mean-looking and Oscar is mean-looking and doctor.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hai hai, what a sugoi pair~

prettyprophet: Sigh. Dedicated to this thread. Translated by ak. Circle P-FOREST, artist Hozumi Takashi. Have fun with it.

funny_bunny: DOUJINSHI! SEND! AND NAITO! WHERE IS NATIO??? ALSO GENSHIKEN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T SEND EDY X HOMER! HOMER X EDY ONLY!

nde: Valkyria Chronicles, 2008 Rabbit Game of the Year.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Pleinnies!

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Release Zero - Chapter 4 ~ "Peony Pavilion"

"The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the non-perception world. Cognition is a delusion and non-cognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good."

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufu!

prettyprophet: I wonder where Funbuns went. Whatever.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufufufufufufufu!

prettyprophet: Bridget.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MARIYA.

prettyprophet: James.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Toru, Mikoto, Yuujiro!

prettyprophet: ................Alright, fuck all this.

funny_bunny: MY ETRIAN MEDIC.

prettyprophet: Look who came crawling back!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yay bishie bunny~~

funny_bunny: YASUNORI ZAN. RELEAZ 0.

prettyprophet: Cero.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KUROZO ZERO. Shun-chama, I <3 you!

prettyprophet: Anyways, Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero" comic. It's a one-volume compilation of oneshots. Mostly of hentai and futa. Mostly.

funny_bunny: ALIENS IS SO AWESOME.

prettyprophet: Good catch.

funny_bunny: We were watching it last night! PAT'S A SCAREDY-RABBIT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHUT UP BAKABUNNY.

prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Yet you still collect all the Ring shit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OH! Sadako counts!

funny_bunny: SADAKO IS NYX. Therefore Nyx is hot. Therefore I'd sex Nyx.

prettyprophet: Hey, Funny, how about you say that to her face?

funny_bunny: I did!

Kawaii Pattycakes: He did!

prettyprophet: And?

funny_bunny: SHE STARED AT ME AND I DIED.

prettyprophet: Ok, "Peony Pavilion" is the name of the oneshot. It's kinda small because this was really just a substitute for a special release Funny's been pushing for........which was delayed.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, our Tea-Mistress will handle all with grace!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can't wait! No, I seriously can't! Do you think I should.....BUY SOME MORE?

prettyprophet: Uh, NO. I don't want another fucking hissyfit from you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF [CENSORED].

funny_bunny: Ladies, ladies, please. You're both terribly wrong. I have something even BETTER soon!

prettyprophet: You mean THAT doujinshi?

funny_bunny: Of course not! Ohohohoho!

prettyprophet: Whatever, fuck it, let's finish this. Chapter Four of Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero": Peony Pavilion. It's a oneshot so you don't have to really worry about downloading out of order. Will we ever finish the whole thing? Who knows? This release, although only eight pages, had a buttload of text so you should thank ak for translating it so fast.

funny_bunny: ak is the ALMIGHTY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if he does lotsa yaoi!

prettyprophet: NAITO, NO ONE'S SENDING IT.

funny_bunny: FORUMMMMMMS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RABBIT REVOLUTION!

prettyprophet: Bien.

funny_bunny: Takkun, Takkun!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can feel that hybrid rainbow!

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Yukimi's [Eee (EVA ero ero)]

"All the rest had used sex for sentiment, never for force; to them, Eve was a tender flower, and Herodias an unfeminine horror. American art, like the American language and American education, was as far as possible sexless. Society regarded this victory over sex as its greatest triumph, and the historian readily admitted it, since the moral issue, for the moment, did not concern one who was studying the relations of unmoral force. He cared nothing for the sex of the dynamo until he could measure its energy."

prettyprophet: By the time you read this, things we say here may or may not out of date. That's because we're doing these posts ahead of time since most of us are going to be fucking busy with finals from April 6th to April 18th. Damn.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, it's a GOOD FRIDAY.

prettyprophet: Which means some GOOD releases. So good, it's almost religious!

funny_bunny: It's EVA so it IS religious!

prettyprophet: Yukimi of circle Enuma Elish does Evangelion: Eee aka EVA ero ero aka I Need You. Sorry Rei fangirls and boys, this one ain't about her, despite what the cover might hint at.

funny_bunny: It's the Etrian doujinshi all over again! But that's ok! Because this is YURI.

prettyprophet: Pat, get over here for a sec. Alright, before we set out to do this release, we had this argument over what qualifies as "yuri".

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is NOT yuri. DOES NOT COUNT.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, decision was made. Basically it was "flowery girls kissing and touching" against "girls sexing each other", or "lesbian porn for girls" against "lesbian porn for guys". In the end, me, Lavie, Ed, and Funny were just like, fuck it, lesbian sex of any kind = yuri.

funny_bunny: NO PENIS ALLOWED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But there was penis in EVA ERO ERO! >_<

prettyprophet: Was it the main focus? Hell no. And no emoticons. Anyways, chillax, we'll get around to flowery lesbian action whenever. Eee was just fitting because...you know, Eva, Christ...some shit like that.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I have lots of Yuri Hime ideas

funny_bunny: I AM THE HIMEST OF ALL.

prettyprophet: Blah blah blah, Enuma Elish presents Eee (EVA ero ero). Hey, tell us how you want the PSP releases or we're leaving them widescreen.

funny_bunny: Translated by ak the VOID.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please help us! Send delicious raws! And join the forums! I can't because a prophet bunny is mean and won't let me!

prettyprophet: Funny's bad enough, I don't want you, Ed, or any of those idiots cluttering the thing.

funny_bunny: LAST COWSLIP RELEASE! Will do only work-safe Naruto from now on!

Kawaii Pattycakes: REALLY??!

prettyprophet: Really.

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