Thultwul Keikaku's [Thultwul Plan Vol. 3]

"O sages standing in God's holy fire
As in the gold mosaic of a wall,
Come from the holy fire, perne in a gyre,
And be the singing-masters of my soul.
Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity."

prettyprophet: Setebos commission! Joint with Brolen! "Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millennium 2001" doujinshi! "SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos" doujinshi! Chun-Li x Rock Howard for the first by Yoshu Ohepe, Mai Shiranui x Shiki for the second by Yunioshi.......and fuck knows who did the third bit but it looks worse than amateur, so whatever. Randy Rabbits! "Thultwul Plan Vol. 3" by circle Thultwul Keikaku! This was one of the releases that almost collapsed the group for reasons I won't get into!

......which is why you should hit us up with commissions. You know, more work. Overwhelm us, see if you can fracture everything. Seriously.

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Crocodile Ave.’s [Gamerz Heaven Director's Cut: Vol. 3 - Rush Version 2]

"Can’t get my mind out of those memories
Now time to tell them don’t take my dream
Still music keeps on turning me from the words that hurt my soul
Removing doubts from my mind"

prettyprophet: 30 Days of Tentacles. Set it off.

funny_bunny: GAMERZ HEAVEN, HARDCORE TENTACLE YAOI SEX OFFICIAL DOUJINSHI.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RUSH X REN, BOYS X RUSH, TENTACLES X RUSH, ZAJI X RUSH! EVERYONE X RUSH! Rush is so oooohhhhhh.....AND THIS IS ALL CANON.

prettyprophet: From circle Crocodile Ave. and "Gangstar Yoshio" aka Maki Murakami herself.

Kawaii Pattycakes: She is the VERY BEST because of that.

funny_bunny: ALL ARTISTS SHOULD MAKE DECADENT WORKS AND BEAUTIFUL WORKS. That is how Rabbits roll!

prettyprophet: So we kinda thought we'd do this as the New Year's post........but fuck it, let's have this year go out with a bang.

Kawaii Pattycakes: A fuck year!!!

prettyprophet: Pat here's been real eager to see this out, obviously. I think we can say the same for you, right, Funny?

funny_bunny: Oh yes, I have promised my dear, dear lovelies this for EVER so long...AND NOW OUR DECADENCE HAS COME TO FRUITION. REVEL! REVEL IN THE RISQUE!

prettyprophet: .....and we're also releasing this today because tomorrow night we'll be drunk.

funny_bunny: DRUNK ON DEMON SEED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KAITO YOU'RE NEXT.

prettyprophet: ak translated this. Send love his direction and maybe it'll happen.

funny_bunny: AK IS GAMERZ MASTER. CHEERS FOR ALMIGHTY AK!

Kawaii Pattycakes: AK I WANNA GIVE YOU MORE HARLOCK!

prettyprophet: Fuck off with the caps. COMMISSIONS, get them in!

funny_bunny: SILENCE, WENCH! IT IS TENTACLE TIME! LET ME STRIKE AT YOUR SPIRITUAL ORIFICES! Oh oh, this doujinshi didn't have much tentacle and that is very sad-making.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MOAR TENTACLE YAOIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

prettyprophet: Anything to add, nde?

nde: Happy New Year.

funny_bunny: 2010! YEAH!

Kawaii Pattycakes: YEAR OF YAOI!

prettyprophet: Year of shut the fuck up and die.

funny_bunny: PUPPIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Kawaii Pattycakes: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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Circle Taihei-Tengoku's [NIGHT HEAD HERLOCK]

"An image of a thing with an yggality between 1 and 10 has 33 times the yggality of the original thing, unless the resulting number of yggs exceeds 10,000 in which case the yggality is just 10,000. For example if X has an yggality of 7 then a drawing of X will have an yggality of 231, and a photo of that drawing will have 7,623 yggs. A fax of that photo will have an yggality of 10,000."

funny_bunny: TODAY IS THE FIRST EVER DAY OF THE LEIJI.

Killer Ink: And Christmas.

funny_bunny: Ohoho, no time for your pagan rites, we've more fun stuff instead! Stuff for AK THE ALMIGHTY!

prettyprophet: ak, this one's for you. Enjoy the HELL out of it.

funny_bunny: Words could never express the sheer gratitude the Rabbits have for you! Like a color out of space, you fell to us and spread your miasma of magickness all about! There is only one way to honor thee: THROUGH DOUJINSHI.

prettyprophet: To all you readers out there who ain't ak......see, over a year ago, in that summer of '08, Funny posted some raws. Ragnarok Online and some mecha-lolipop deal. Ok, whatever. Winter '08, a philosophical fellow comes along, says thanks for the raws. Doesn't stop there. He VOLUNTEERS to translate for the Rabbits. Winter '09, ak has translated five artbooks, two full comics, a volume of "Acony", and still going at more Okama and Leiji's "Gun Frontier". This isn't counting all the fucking doujinshi he's done.

Killer Ink: An impressive total.

prettyprophet: Thanks also has to go to Fallen, our other resident Leiji Rabbit, who sent this over my way. Was this stuff her cup of tea? Fuck no, but she hunted it down regardless.

funny_bunny: It is how we roll.

prettyprophet: And ROCK. On behalf of the Rabbits, ak, I present to you "NIGHT HEAD HERLOCK", a "Space Pirate Captain Harlock" doujinshi by Circle Taihei-Tengoku.

Killer Ink: Artist is Aratamaru. Features Kei Yuki, Arcadia crew, and Tadashi Daiba.

funny_bunny: MIIME CAMEO??

Killer Ink: Too bad it's not as artful in sex as Matsumoto.

prettyprophet: It could pass for Matsumoto at times, though. Hilariously.

Killer Ink: With the shadows.

funny_bunny: SHADOW SEX! P4 X HARLOCK!

prettyprophet: Alright, merry fucking Christmas to everyone. Sorry this was a hentai post....well, not really.

nde: Kind of limits audience.

prettyprophet: But to you who is reading this........it's Christmas. Could mean bad times, could be lonely times. Fuck it. Angst won't do you good unless you're an angsting artist. Sit back, watch some WALL-E, watch some Star Trek.

funny_bunny: Dance to LOVE!

nde: Drink to friendship.

Killer Ink: I don't have anything to say.

prettyprophet: And if you're still all, "Uhhhhh, bah humbug"........




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Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Summer Sakura]

"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

prettyprophet: Dead or Alive, two shots of Kasumi x Hayate, Amazake Hatosyo-ten, Yoshu Ohepe, Brolen, Rabbits.

funny_bunny: Commissioned by...NOT SETEBOS??

prettyprophet: Nah, it's Setebos again. Fucking Ohepe flood right here.

funny_bunny: DEAD OR ALIVE SUCKS AND KASUMI AND HAYATE ARE JUNK. Pass it along to Eddy and Patty!

Killer Ink: You liked DOA.

funny_bunny: "LIKED" is the word. Oh Ayane, you're so great. THAT'S IT, NO MORE DOA TALK.

prettyprophet: Couldn't you play her in Ninja Gaiden 2? Eh, don't matter, I ain't getting it.

Killer Ink: I still don't understand how you two have time for games.

prettyprophet: Uh, yeah, because you working all the fucking time is doing wonders for your health.

funny_bunny: Always time for fun! FIGHT FOR FUN!

prettyprophet: Peace out, kids.

funny_bunny: Powered to you by CAPTAINESS N!

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Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Spring Strawberry Vol. 1]

"The year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in His heaven -
All's right with the world!"

prettyprophet: Another Amazake Hatosyo-ten doujinshi, another commission by Setebos, another joint with brolen. "Spring Strawberry Vol. 1" (nevermind the 'vol. 2' on the cover), Ichigo 100% doujinshi. Got Manaka, Satsuki, Nishino, and someone named Ryohei........look, I don't know shit about Ichigo, except for the fact that I hate the piss out of it and Ed loves it. Pat doesn't seem to remember anyone named Ryohei...........fuck it. People love Yoshu Ohepe; here it is.

...Yeah, short post. Everyone's not here or is nde.

EDIT: "Ryohei" should be "Junpei". Here's the two revised pages (17-18)......Imageshack screwed the file names, so you'll have to change those yourself. Or just copy and paste what I got right there.

[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

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[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

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Amazake Hatosyo-ten’s [Sweet Summer Peach]

"If every one in the world will love universally; states not attacking one another; houses not disturbing one another; thieves and robbers becoming extinct; emperor and ministers, fathers and sons, all being affectionate and filial -- if all this comes to pass the world will be orderly. Therefore, how can the wise man who has charge of governing the empire fail to restrain hate and encourage love? So, when there is universal love in the world it will be orderly, and when there is mutual hate in the world it will be disorderly. This is why Mozi insisted on persuading people to love others."

prettyprophet: Ok, since this is already out, I don't want to take too much time on this post. Uh...everyone's around. Somewhere. I see empty Bacardis. Fuck. Lavie's doing this instead.

Lavie Rhap: This is a joint release with Brolen: a Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millenium doujinshi comic, featuring Chun-Li and Rock Howard by circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten, artist Yoshu Ohepe. Did I get all this correct?

prettyprophet: Probably. Look, don't ask me things now. It was a commission.

Lavie Rhap: Commissioned by Setebos, who has also commissioned several other Yoshu Ohepe doujinshis. I see we've marked off the "shotakkun" tag...would Rock qualify as one?

prettyprophet: Fuck if I know, but he's fine as fuck. Rock, you ARE a rock.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure he is.

prettyprophet: Did you read the thing? Kid's all ripped. And horny! Ha, that's goddamn cute.

Lavie Rhap: We hope the Randy Rabbit has satisfied your Capcom and SNK needs.

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Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Sunset Glow]

"Circe, how can you expect me to be kind to you? You have turned my companions into swine in your house, and now that you have me here you ask me deceitfully to come into your bedroom and go to bed with you, in order to weaken and unman me once I am naked. No, I do not want to go to bed with you, goddess, unless you agree to swear a great oath to plan no further mischief against me."

[prophet note: This was actually written a few days ago.]

prettyprophet: Ok, quick post. nde, what's happening on your end?

nde: Reading. For class.

prettyprophet: About what?

nde: Magic.

prettyprophet: nde's a wizard. I'm just a muggle. Rabbit release! Monster Hunter doujinshi! Circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten's "Sunset Glow", artist Yoshu Ohepe. Features enormous-breasted chick named Hilda and some kid named Ruka. I don't know anything about Monster Hunter.

nde: Good thing we didn't buy it.

prettyprophet: Yeah. Now Pat's gotta party with strangers. Ha, fucking slut. Anyways, this is a special release. What's so special? C'mon, what.

nde: It's a commission?

prettyprophet: Right, but not for us. It was commissioned by Setebos, but to BROLEN. Why'd we do it? Did we do some project-theft? Fuck no, brolen x Rabbit joint, tadow.

nde: Wasn't there another joint?

prettyprophet: Maybe. Yo, email the PR Rabbit at pr.rabbit[at]gmail[dot]com. Let's talk some shop; we are open for business. BUT NOT COMMISSIONS, SEND THOSE TO ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com.

nde: "Antaura came out of the sea. She shouted like a deer. She roared like an ox."

prettyprophet: Rabbit Apocalypse, coming 2011.

nde: I think it's a charm for migraines.

prettyprophet: Really? I could use some of that.

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Suginami Sakura’s [Squad 7 - Pervert Women Detachment]

"The tears we cry are echoes
That tell what tomorrow can hold
And I wept in your arms
And I heard bells ring out across the land
Ringing peace at last to your heart
My dearest friend and now the look that you gave me blooms
And will live on through the tears in us all without end"

prettyprophet: Ha! Thought we'd forget about Valkyria? Fuck no! Here's a doujinshi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: All-star cast Battlefield Valkyria: Gallian Chronicles doujinshi!

funny_bunny: Alicia! Rosie! Edy! Susie! Marina! AND Johann AND Selvaria! REGULAR ARMY! XXX REPORT!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Cosplay!

Trojan: Uniforms, they are HOT.

prettyprophet: Circle Suginami Sakura, artist Ogata Mamimi. "Squad 7 - Pervert Women Detachment"...and it just so happens to be the Rabbits' very FIRST release with........

Kawaii Pattycakes: BROLEN! He does hentai! .............think we can do some yaoi joints? PRETTY PLEASE?

prettyprophet: Maybe if it's Valkyria. Go fetch some.

funny_bunny: This was a super fun release, for we RE-LIVED "At Yggdrasil"!

prettyprophet: Word, script editors got together.......and read the script. Made some changes.....made some in-jokes....so yeah!

Trojan: Man, I wish they showed Johann's face in game....think he looks like that?

prettyprophet: I always pictured him as an earnest kid. Yo, you know what's fucked up? We gotta be older than half of Squad 7.

Trojan: Yeah, so?

prettyprophet: Vyse is 17. Homer's 15. Emile's 15.

Trojan: Hold up, hold up, says here Welk's is 22 and Faldio's 23. And Nils? 29! All good.

prettyprophet: Oh god, what if I'm ephebophile.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Prophet, don't be silly, so many smecksy boys in anime are teens!

prettyprophet: Don't lump me in with you. Besides, I ain't turning into a fucking cougar. Like Lavie.

funny_bunny: TRUTH CANNOT BE DENIED! Okay! DOWNLOAD THIS! THERE'S LOTS OF SEMEN! AND REFERENCES!

Trojan: And some prostate action! Yeah!

prettyprophet: Not kidding. Readers, I bet you'll like it.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I loved it!

prettyprophet: Go play Valkyria. Go play some DLC. And read this doujinshi. Rabbits recommend.

funny_bunny: NOW LIVE IN HARD SEX MODE.

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Rehabilitation’s [Salvage 2]

"Accordingly, moved with compassion, she entered somedele into the sea, which was now calm, and seizing Landolfo by the hair, dragged him ashore, chest and all. There having with difficulty unclasped his hands from the chest, she set the latter on the head of a young daughter of hers, who was with her, and carried him off, as he were a little child, to her hut, where she put him in a bagnio and so chafed and bathed him with warm water that the strayed heat returned to him, together with somewhat of his lost strength. Then, taking him up out of the bath, whenas it seemed good to her, she comforted him with somewhat of good wine and confections and tended him some days, as best she might, till he had recovered his strength and knew where he was, when she judged it time to restore him his chest, which she had kept safe for him, and to tell him that he might now prosecute his fortune."

Kawaii Pattycakes: BUSTGUNNER!

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, that's the only thing you know about the series.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I haven't watched Gunbuster.......I'm so ashamed!

prettyprophet: Fuck off, don't talk about Gainax things around me.

Kawaii Pattycakes: FLCL!

prettyprophet: That had the Pillows. And it was fun (although I'm sure people analyze the fuck out of it all the time).

Kawaii Pattycakes: Gunbuster doujinshi! This is circle Rehabilitation with artist Garland and it's "Salvage 2"! What was "Salvage 1"?

prettyprophet: A Nadia one.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Let's do it!

prettyprophet: Translate it!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I WILL. Ok, I can't. But I'll learn!

prettyprophet: Readers, she's been "learning" the past several years.......it hasn't gone anywhere.

Kawaii Pattycakes: There was only one class for one semester!

prettyprophet: Yeah, plus you SUCK. This doujinshi, proudly translated by ak, features hotshot pilot Jung-Freud living life through one-night stands with Sizzler pilots. You know, past few doujinshi we done were all women on top. Fuck yeah.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I wanted some Jung x Noriko!

prettyprophet: "Salvage 2" also has a ton of pin-up-esque-though-more-risque pictures......hell, it's half the book. This one's got most of the girls of the cast, so boys, have fun with that.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Wasn't there something else about Salvage that really bothered Ed-o.......?

prettyprophet: Shit, oh yeah, you might notice the 'anal' tag. Page 13 = anal.....or is it? The script sets that up.....and thanks to fucking censoring (gg Japan, way to jump the loophole for PORN but I'm not going to rant about it here) it's unclear whether or not it's actually anal. Well, no. I didn't look at it carefully but once the boys looked at the page.......

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ed, Funny and Ink were all: NOT ANAL.

prettyprophet: Yeah, the action looks a little too close to the clit. Maybe he's just fucking her from behind. Whatever, I made anal a tag here. So you tell us, is that anal sex? Do you want it to be anal sex? Would you want to anal sex the hell out of Jung-Freud? Oh god, that name's hilarious.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I wouldn't mind her anal-sexing me!

prettyprophet: You heard it here first. Ladies, cosplay as Jung, you get to fuck Pat's ass.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Think I can get Ed to do that?

prettyprophet: Yeah, probably. FREE COMMISSION CONTEST #2, click it yo. Yamada Naito raws! Valkyria doujinshi! Blazblue doujinshi! Send it over! Translators, cleaners, APPLY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Jung-Freud will sex you up!

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Bakatohasami's [Love and Power]

"The two stand in the fast-thinning throng of victims, but they speak as if they were alone. Eye to eye, voice to voice, hand to hand, heart to heart, these two children of the Universal Mother, else so wide apart and differing, have come together on the dark highway, to repair home together, and to rest in her bosom."

prettyprophet: Spoilers: Consensual fucking between two people who like each other a ton but are too shy and familiar to say they love each other outright. So I think it's safe to say no one's going to download this. That's right, you're all sick fucks that get your rocks off rape and mayhem; Peking Duck was right. Am I jaded much? Yes.

nde: But they never show romance beyond the teen years.

prettyprophet: Duh, everyone knows they break up after. No, seriously, I can't think of anyone who's stayed together after high school.......willingly.

nde: Whopper.

prettyprophet: Ok, we know his case is fucked and once he inevitably crashes and burns, we're going to ridicule his dumb ass. Protip: you hook up with the Rabbits and you make sure you don't act a fool. You WILL be called out. Speaking of calling out, I'm calling out Funny, fuck him, I'm doing all these posts......pretty much on my own; I know, there's nde but god I am fucking burnt out and I don't want to think right now. Yeah, I could write this LATER after I get some sleep.........no, I can't, I'm too busy.

nde: I think he's at home. Playing Blazblue.

prettyprophet: That fuck. Thank the Moon Rabbit we got "Love and Power", eh? Hell yeah, first "Soul Eater" doujinshi from the Rabbits! Where the hell's Pat? She loves Soul Eater. Anyways, it's from circle Bakatohasami and the artist is You Sakai. Maka x Soul, Blair x Maka, Soul x Maka. Chea.

nde: It's cute.

prettyprophet: nde doesn't even like Soul Eater! That's fucking endorsement. Translated by resident Soul Scholar ak; he propositioned this thing yay months back.

nde: Oh, Funny wanted mention of this site.

prettyprophet: Why?

nde: "Indie love". That's all he said.

prettyprophet: Oh wait, I remember. This is....I don't know, I don't know her, I think Funny does. But she's got comics. Comics with rockhard prostitutes and a CHINESE MALE LEAD? What the fuck? Ting Yay seems a little too pushover though, so he ain't my type.

nde: He didn't seem that bothered at the beginning.

prettyprophet: Yeah, I'll give him that. Anyways, it's indie. Half the Rabbits are indie. Well, indie-hipster-geek-gangsta-thugs. Check it out, yo.

nde: And the contest.

prettyprophet: Right, COMMISSION CONTEST NUMBER TWO. Win a free commission! This one's entirely in Funny's court. Head over to the Rabbit-chan for that. Alright, fuck it, I'm tired. So I'm not going to sleep. Maybe I'll play Valkyria.

nde: Real-time.

prettyprophet: Ok, Devil Survivor.

nde: Small screen.

prettyprophet: I'm watching Orta's Pandora's Box.

nde: Sweet dreams for Iva.

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SEINANSEINI KAGAYAKERUNOHOSHI's [Teddie's Path To Adulthood]

"And what is right action? Abstaining from taking life, from stealing, and from illicit sex. This is called right action."

prettyprophet: I think Teddie qualifies as shota.

Lavie Rhap: I'll agree with that assessment.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He's BISH. Just look at his UNVEILING.

prettyprophet: He looks as old as the rest of the boys, if not younger. It doesn't matter, we're fucking cougars to them.

Kawaii Pattycakes: It's 'beautiful boy'. Teddie's a boy and he's beautiful! I win, YOU LOSE.

Lavie Rhap: Teddie's age seems to be an unknown factor, however. He could be as old as humanity itself.

prettyprophet: He watched Rome burn.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He went fishing with Izanagi!

prettyprophet: BLACKEST NIGHT, blaxploitation from Detective Comics Comics.

Kawaii Pattycakes: STOP TALKING.

prettyprophet: Lavie, paid ANY attention to that?

Lavie Rhap: No, but my cousin has. And most likely several of the Rabbit boys.

prettyprophet: Didn't Whopper hate Green Lantern?

Kawaii Pattycakes: I hate Green Lantern!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up you Japanophile slut. "Teddie's Path To Adulthood" by........long ass doujin circle name!

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEINANSEINI KAGAYAKERUNOHOSHI! 西南西ニ輝ケル星! Artist is Morino Papiko! 森野ぱぴ!

Lavie Rhap: Are we still following Western surname order?

Kawaii Pattycakes: We shouldn't!

prettyprophet: We did.....or not. Fuck, I don't know anymore.

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is a PERSONA 4 doujinshi starring Amagi Yukiko and bishie-Teddie-tan! TEDDIE GETS SEXED UP RAWR.

prettyprophet: I spearheaded this one......you know, for payback. Props go to our resident Ghost for being abused by both me and Funny at the same time. Also, Persona, this one goes out to you.

Lavie Rhap: We would also like to thank the Anonymous Scanner for linking to our little Club; as we are not a full hentai/yaoi group, our promotion of this section is minimal.

prettyprophet: Yeah, the Cowslip is THAT unknown that the instant we got linked, the hits spiked. Maybe we should do more yaoi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please-kuma!

prettyprophet: Eh, fuck it.

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Uguisuya’s [Over the Rain!]

"The girl burst out laughing; she knew she was nobody’s meat. She laughed at him full in the face, she ripped off his shirt for him and flung it into the fire, in the fiery wake of her own discarded clothing. The flames danced like dead souls on Walpurgisnacht and the old bones under the bed set up a terrible clattering but she did not pay them any heed."

[The following post was recorded on the 6th without Prophet’s knowledge or consent. Edited for privacy and convenience.]

prettyprophet: Fuck me, I’m sleeping shit these days.

Lavie Rhap: And a pleasant morning to you.

prettyprophet: I don’t get it, I’ve been getting seven hours a night.

Lavie Rhap: Try for eight.

prettyprophet: [long sigh] Not with my schedule. Fucking [censored activity]. Fucking Rabbits.

Lavie Rhap: You’ve been overworking yourself—

prettyprophet: And before you fucking say it, no, I’m not letting you take more work.

Lavie Rhap: Let’s be reasonable; I’m already heavily involved while you and Funny bear the main burden of everything.

prettyprophet: Ok, listen you— ...wait, where’s nde?

Lavie Rhap: He’s out with Ink.

prettyprophet: Fuck it. Ok, don’t tell Funny or Pat, but I know [censored project]’s getting released.

Lavie Rhap: That’s being released?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, Funny probably told you.

Lavie Rhap: No, I’ve been kept out of the loop this time.

prettyprophet: Well, maybe, since if you knew, you’d have stopped Pat from editing the fucking thing on my PC. Honestly, did they really think I wouldn’t figure it out?

Lavie Rhap: Secrecy in the open, as they say.

prettyprophet: Fucking bullshit, yo.

Lavie Rhap: Are you going to pretend to be surprised when they release it?

prettyprophet: Hopefully they’ll do it when I’m drunk. Then I can just yell at them.

Lavie Rhap: I’ll make sure to diffuse your spark of drunken rage.

prettyprophet: You’re a pal.

Lavie Rhap: Would you be nearly as angered if it wasn’t a series?

prettyprophet: [sigh] I just don’t know if we can handle another one. When I found out about this, I told ak in secret, “Don’t translate anything Funny asks you to do.” So I was hoping that’d derail the idiots...but I’m sure they got Ghost on board.

Lavie Rhap: So if it was, well, a doujin, you wouldn’t mind?

prettyprophet: Get Valkyria up in this piece...or Megaten, fuck yeah!

Lavie Rhap: Even hentai?

prettyprophet: Especially hentai. We haven’t done any yet...and our translators are guys. What the fuck is up with that?

Lavie Rhap:You’d think Pat or Funny would’ve pushed for one by now.

prettyprophet: I like how you lumped Pat in with the boys.

Lavie Rhap: Now, I could have said you; don’t you think this is more apt?

prettyprophet: Jesus, I don’t even know why I haven’t been gung-ho for P4 hentai.

Lavie Rhap: Perhaps Pat is swaying you over to boys’ love?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck no. Homoerotic as it is, I ain’t dripping over MC and Yosuke fucking. Probably because there’s a total overkill of that.

Lavie Rhap: How about something featuring Yukiko? You did choose her in your playthrough.

prettyprophet: Yeah, but that’s because no one was going her route.

Lavie Rhap:Why didn’t you pick Chie again?

prettyprophet: Hey, I may be pretty arrogant, but I ain’t so narcissistic I’d want to romance myself. Plus I didn’t dig her social link that much.

Lavie Rhap: Flames of the past, flames of the future...

prettyprophet: Hmph, funny...oh, shut it.

Lavie Rhap: Was that—

prettyprophet: Now hold up a fucking second, how about you picking Ai? Patronizing bitch.

Lavie Rhap: A bit of my own narcissism, I must say.

prettyprophet: [laughs] High school, eh? Great times.

Lavie Rhap: Does this mean you’ll be playing Pat’s...the exact word eludes me..."maiden games"?

prettyprophet: Fuck. That. Shit. Persona 5 better give me a girl protagonist and a fuckload of good-looking guys.

++++++

Lavie Rhap: To assuage your wait, Prophet, we have a Persona 4 doujinshi featuring Yukiko, Chie, sexual repression, Rise, the protagonist...as well as others. And I must say, I’m very sorry for all the deceit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I was tricked too! But it was to trick you, so that worked out! HAVE SOME FUTA YURI SAKUYA HARDCORE SEX MODE!

funny_bunny: Don’t worry, Prophet! I KNOW your Shadow loved it! DON’T DENY THE TRUTH FROM YOURSELF.

Peking Duck: Soooo.......yeah. I heard it was hell trying to get this comic out. Hope you appreciate it!

Killer Ink: We don’t have to wish them happy birthdays again, do we?

funny_bunny: Of course not, you illin’ Ink. Why, we are not devious devils, seeking loopholes from what Prophet said about her not wanting BIRTHDAY RELEASES. This post isn’t for any special occasion! IT’S NOT FOR SOME TERRIBLE TWINS WHOSE BIRTHDAY HAS JUST PAST THE DAY BEFORE.

Killer Ink: By the time Prophet and nde see this, we would have confessed everything.

Peking Duck: Just blame Funny.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yea! He was Decoy Octopus!

funny_bunny: Now, now, MOI was no Decoy Mantis. [censored project] was Sniper Snake!

Lavie Rhap: And so, Over the Rain! by circle Uguisuya, artist Uguisu Kagura. Contains Shadows x Yukiko, Chie x Yukiko, ? x Yukiko, and Rise x Protagonist. There were four-panel gag comics that have yet to be translated; I have a feeling that will infuriate you more than anything we’ve plotted.

funny_bunny: A Persona 4 hentai doujinshi! ABOUT TIME.

Peking Duck: Dedicated to Prophet, the pro-porn feminist.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Everyone, send lots of femdom P4 yuri/hentai! She loves it!

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Sorauta's [Mahagal Love!]

"Get up on your feet, tear down the walls
Catch a glimpse of the hollow world
Snooping 'round will get you nowhere
You're locked up in your mind...
We are all trapped in a maze of relationships that goes on with or without you
I swim in the sea of the unconscious
I'll search for your heart, pursuing my true self"

prettyprophet: Hey, Pat. SURPRISE, SLUT.

Killer Ink: You had to have known this was coming.

Lavie Rhap: An auspicious start for your new year.

Peking Duck: Uh........ok.

Whopper: Hope you turn Ed gay.

Trojan: Turn Ed gay!

trev: Fag hag.

Mori: Waste of time.

funny_bunny: I pray this makes your heart beat and your inhibitions BREAK.

nde: It's "Persona 4" yaoi.

edthefucker: What the fuck's the big deal about this? Weak shit for Pat.

+++++++

prettyprophet: Ok, there's the well-wishes and blah.

funny_bunny: Enter CIRCLE SORAUTA, with "MAHAGAL LOVE". SPOILER-FREE MOSTLY??

nde: Protagonist (Souji Seta) and Yosuke Hanamura.

Lavie Rhap: Should we tell the story behind this and another doujinshi yet?

prettyprophet: Nah. Save it.

funny_bunny: This doujinshi makes up for the pansy SHOUNEN AI KISSY TIME one from eons ago! PROTAGONIST ON TOP, YOSUKE ON BOTTOM!

prettyprophet: Wasn't Yosuke a bottom in "Not Enough Sadness" too?

nde: With an aggressive streak.

Lavie Rhap: Would that not make him a 'top'?

prettyprophet: Hey, aggressive bottoms exist. See Genshiken. Oh god, why the fuck are we even talking about this?

funny_bunny: Let's ask Patcakes to confirm!

prettyprophet: No, we're not, since that would defeat the purpose of this being a surprise post. Speaking of surprises, MECHAFETUS! Kinuko, Paul, Ouendan, Radrappy, and naturally, Persona; this one also goes out to you guys. Sorry for being...pretty late on your anniversary. Blame Funny.

funny_bunny: Blame BLAME!

Lavie Rhap: All in all, this was a relatively 'regular' release. Was there anything of particular note?

prettyprophet: Yeah. Script changes to add in Megaten references.

Lavie Rhap: See how many you can find.

nde: Though "Hotel Marin Karin" was already existent.

prettyprophet: That one made me laugh.

funny_bunny: I NEEDED A HAMA INCLUSION.

Lavie Rhap: Which was included at the end.

funny_bunny: AND MARA! GO MARA, I CHOOSE YOU!

prettyprophet: Oh, and on that last little stand-alone comic......did not understand it. A bunch of us were under the assumption that it was a reference to the drama CD.........but this was made December '08. I guess Ayanami's just pre-empting it? Whatever.

funny_bunny: It is making our Prophet lose her hair.

prettyprophet: Seriously, it bothers me. Course, that's not a jab to our poor, poor translator, the Ghost, who seems to be trapped doing sex these days.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, ghosts are already in endless torment! Adding my infinity madness will be fine, ohohoho.

Lavie Rhap: Hopefully we'll change that in the near future.

prettyprophet: Ok, I don't want to be saying any more about this doujinshi because....fuck it, save it for later.

funny_bunny: And there is LOTS to say!

prettyprophet: I'm just going to leave off on this note: This is not P4 yaoi. This is P4 hentai. Yosuke, fucking christ what have they done to you.

nde: I wonder what Sorauta's take on Kanji would be.

Lavie Rhap: I'm guilty of fantasizing that myself.

funny_bunny: Oh, Pat, what horrors you have wrought!

prettyprophet: Says the fucking guy pushing for tentacle yaoi.

funny_bunny: Why, that was Pat! ...and mayhaps a dash of moi!

Lavie Rhap: Mahagal Love! by circle Sorauta, artist Yori Ayanami. A Persona 4 yaoi doujinshi, featuring a Protagonist x Yosuke pairing.

funny_bunny: Quick, nde, think of a Rei joke!

nde: I wouldn't know.

prettyprophet: P4 yaoi, never more?

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Yunioshi's [Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey]

"Rather than words comes the thought of high windows;
The sun-comprehending glass,
And beyond it, the deep blue air, that shows
Nothing, and is nowhere, and is endless."

prettyprophet: Rabbit release, first commission, right here. Brought to you by fallen65. It's a Yunioshi oneshot from Comic Hotmilk, featuring a school nurse and a shota. Enjoy it.

Killer Ink: Original title: Foolish Woman and a Beast.

prettyprophet: I vetoed that; she's a beast but she ain't a fool. So FUCK THAT, she's a demon.

Killer Ink: On account of Devil Summoner.

prettyprophet: Yo, if you guys want an action-demon-collecting-detective-fetch-quest-RPG, Devil Summoner 2. Raidou Kuzunoha vs. Motherfucking King ABADDON.

Killer Ink: You hate the Raidou line.

prettyprophet: That's a bold accusation. It's not hate, but it's not love. Megaten, so I'll be kind, but I didn't buy it.

Killer Ink: nde did.

prettyprophet: Yeah, so I'll play it regardless. Commissions! Get that shit in! Raws! Get that shit in! Megaten, Valkyria, Harvest Moon, blah blah blah! Notice how we're not even begging for Naito these days!

Killer Ink: They gave up.

prettyprophet: Die, cunt. Anyways, we're all fucking busy these days aka it's our summer break and no one wants to do any work. Though Ink and nde here already started their classes up again, the poor fucks.

Killer Ink: The credits are easy so I have no problem with them.

prettyprophet: Fuck off, your shit is always easy. Well, the theories.

Killer Ink: And histories.

prettyprophet: Says Mr. Memory. Whatever, let's end this. Again, commissioned by fallen65, "Succubus Nurse, Virgin Prey" by Yunioshi, Randy Rabbit Productions, peace out. Take the last word.

Killer Ink: Find us a Devil Summoner artbook.

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Harukanata's [Broad Smile]

"The clothing of the wealthy is soft glass, and of the poor, 25 woven brass; the land is very rich in brass, which they work like wool after steeping it in water. It is with some hesitation that I describe their eyes, the thing being incredible enough to bring doubt upon my veracity. But the fact is that these organs are removable; any one can take out his eyes and do without till he wants them; then he has merely to put them in; I have known many cases of people losing their own and borrowing at need; and some--the rich, naturally--keep a large stock. Their ears are plane-leaves, except with the breed raised from acorns; theirs being of wood."

funny_bunny: DESTINY.

prettyprophet: I'm sorry, I have a fucking headache right now so I'm just saying what I have to say and then getting the fuck out; no Funny, I'm not letting you talk because then I'm going to have to edit this shit. Ok, so this took nearly two months to finish (despite ak doing the script chop-chop, go thank him) because of mixups and conflicts and whatever. And now it's out. Have fun with it. "Oh what the fuck guys, this is yaoi!" Yo, where the fuck have YOU been? Haven't we said we'd do it? No, no, no.....hasn't Funny REPEATEDLY stated that yaoi AND Macross were incoming? Now, to counter the yaoi fans themselves: why is this is in the Club? Because anything that has outright sex designed to get people excited goes here. Cowslip is decadence. "Look, the relationship between Michael and Alto is pure and love and some shit..." There are two kinds of doujinshi: happy happy fanwanks and sex. This has sex. Therefore, Cowslip. Peace out.

funny_bunny: Today is the Rabbit day of Yaoi. Yaoi Day!

prettyprophet: Heh, May 21st. Mark it.

funny_bunny: We dedicate it to Ed. Love you! SUCK DICK, FUCKFACE!

prettyprophet: I just got back from an impromptu trip...I am tired as hell and I can't tell if nde and Funny are drunk or not because this is how they normally act. There are empty bottles all over the fucking place which means people came over or they just cleaned it out themselves. Or maybe both.

funny_bunny: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING, WHY STILL HERE??

prettyprophet: Get the fuck out of my house.

funny_bunny: I'm bringing in special guest who isn't special at all but she's special because this is being brought via LIVE SATELLITE GOOGLE TRANSLATE! It's Lavie!

Lavie Rhap: Hello everyone.

prettyprophet: Say something constructive because I don't know where he's going with this.

Lavie Rhap: Writing a post?

funny_bunny: Broad Smile! Michael x Alto! MACROSS F! DECULTURE!

Lavie Rhap: Ah, our very first yaoi project, if we're not counting the Persona 4 one.

funny_bunny: THAT'S SHOUNEN AI!

prettyprophet: Yeah, don't let Pat catch that slip.

Lavie Rhap: She's not here?

prettyprophet: Nah, with Ed. Fucking him, no doubt.

Lavie Rhap: Should we [CENSORED]?

funny_bunny: Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww son.

prettyprophet: Yearly in-joke, right here.

funny_bunny: So! Did you ladies DELIGHT in this DJ?

Lavie Rhap: I'm not familiar with Macross Frontier.

prettyprophet: No. Fuck Frontier.

funny_bunny: NDE??

nde: Yes?

funny_bunny: HE SAID YES. Broad Smile! Nyan Nyan Frontier! Proto Triangles! Circle Harukanata! MIYABI! MIYAVI! MEEV! EVANGELION!

prettyprophet: LION KING.

Lavie Rhap: Hamlet.

nde: Ophelia.

funny_bunny: RABBITS REMEMBER LOVE. End post!

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P-FOREST's [Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield]

"Sous le dôme épais
Où le blanc jasmin
À la rose s’assemble
Sur la rive en fleurs
Riant au matin
Viens, descendons ensemble."

funny_bunny: Battlefields are flower duets!

nde: Love is a shadow.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Shadow of the Valkyrur!

prettyprophet: Squad 7, 1000 Rabbits, P-FOREST...Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield. Ha, now that's wordplay.

funny_bunny: HARD SEX MODE.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I bought it!

prettyprophet: You won't even clear the skirmishes on fucking normal.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But now I have all DLC! Support our developers~desu!

funny_bunny: CLEAR ALL OF HARD EX MODE IN UNDER AN HOUR AND YOU GET YAOI SKINS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: !!!

prettyprophet: And if you bought the Selvaria DLC with it, that'll unlock the secret mass Darcsen concentration camp rape scene!

funny_bunny: Prophet, you are very scary and in a dark place. I will join you! Valkyria Chronicles 2: Chemical Warfare, featuring cholera bombs!

prettyprophet: Vivisection DLC, coming a summer near you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Waahhhhhhhhh stop talking about Unit 731.....

prettyprophet: That's Unit 731, Nazis, and a touch of the Soviets. World War II, what a bright moment in humanity.

nde: So it goes?

funny_bunny: SO IT DOES.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Now, doujinshi talk!

prettyprophet: Haha, yeah. So I'd like to claim all responsibility for this one getting out...I really wanted us to be the first group to do a Valkyria doujinshi. This one was the first Pat showed me; I was like, "What, no Faldio x Welkin yaoi?" and she's like, "DON'T TEASE ME." Whatever, this was short so less work for all of us.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEND US EMILE X OSCAR, LEON X KREIS, HOMER X EDY.

prettyprophet: No, no, no, Edy x Homer.

funny_bunny: Hey Prophet! WELCOME TO THE ABYSS.

prettyprophet: Welcome to shut your fucking face. Moving on, there's nothing to say about this release. It's Selvaria Bles and Maximilian No-Last-Name-Given or maybe I just forgot. Pat says this is Max-top, Selvaria-bottom. FUCK THAT. She owns his dick here.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You just chose non-canon over canon! YES.

prettyprophet: No, I'm stating in THIS doujinshi, Selvaria owns his dick and that's the way I'd prefer it to be, as I'm sure you're all aware of my disgust for submission to any sort of "higher power" that really isn't that powerful, or kind, or any sort of shit. But we all know that in the actual game, she's a total slave to the guy, which I am not challenging, as much as I'd like to.

funny_bunny: HEY PEKING DUCK, LOOK AT WHAT WE TURNED PROPHET INTO.

prettyprophet: First of all, you KNOW I always argue with Pat, second of all, course I'm going to argue about aspects of Valkyria because you KNOW I love this game, and third of all, Funny, FUCK YOU.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHE'S SO TSUN-TSUN!

nde: Aren't Oscar and Emile brothers?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Aren't Ed and Al brothers? Aren't Aegis and Metis sisters??

prettyprophet: Aegis and Metis are ROBOTS. That and [spoilers edited away].

Kawaii Pattycakes: I FORGOT, EMILE AND OSCAR ARE TWINS! TWINS LIKE YOU TWO!

funny_bunny: If we were in Valkyria Chronicles, nde could be Emile because he's all sickly looking and artist and Prophet could be Oscar because she's all science and mean-looking and Oscar is mean-looking and doctor.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hai hai, what a sugoi pair~

prettyprophet: Sigh. Dedicated to this thread. Translated by ak. Circle P-FOREST, artist Hozumi Takashi. Have fun with it.

funny_bunny: DOUJINSHI! SEND! AND NAITO! WHERE IS NATIO??? ALSO GENSHIKEN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T SEND EDY X HOMER! HOMER X EDY ONLY!

nde: Valkyria Chronicles, 2008 Rabbit Game of the Year.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Pleinnies!

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Release Zero - Chapter 4 ~ "Peony Pavilion"

"The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the non-perception world. Cognition is a delusion and non-cognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good."

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufu!

prettyprophet: I wonder where Funbuns went. Whatever.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufufufufufufufu!

prettyprophet: Bridget.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MARIYA.

prettyprophet: James.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Toru, Mikoto, Yuujiro!

prettyprophet: ................Alright, fuck all this.

funny_bunny: MY ETRIAN MEDIC.

prettyprophet: Look who came crawling back!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yay bishie bunny~~

funny_bunny: YASUNORI ZAN. RELEAZ 0.

prettyprophet: Cero.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KUROZO ZERO. Shun-chama, I <3 you!

prettyprophet: Anyways, Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero" comic. It's a one-volume compilation of oneshots. Mostly of hentai and futa. Mostly.

funny_bunny: ALIENS IS SO AWESOME.

prettyprophet: Good catch.

funny_bunny: We were watching it last night! PAT'S A SCAREDY-RABBIT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHUT UP BAKABUNNY.

prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Yet you still collect all the Ring shit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OH! Sadako counts!

funny_bunny: SADAKO IS NYX. Therefore Nyx is hot. Therefore I'd sex Nyx.

prettyprophet: Hey, Funny, how about you say that to her face?

funny_bunny: I did!

Kawaii Pattycakes: He did!

prettyprophet: And?

funny_bunny: SHE STARED AT ME AND I DIED.

prettyprophet: Ok, "Peony Pavilion" is the name of the oneshot. It's kinda small because this was really just a substitute for a special release Funny's been pushing for........which was delayed.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, our Tea-Mistress will handle all with grace!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can't wait! No, I seriously can't! Do you think I should.....BUY SOME MORE?

prettyprophet: Uh, NO. I don't want another fucking hissyfit from you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF [CENSORED].

funny_bunny: Ladies, ladies, please. You're both terribly wrong. I have something even BETTER soon!

prettyprophet: You mean THAT doujinshi?

funny_bunny: Of course not! Ohohohoho!

prettyprophet: Whatever, fuck it, let's finish this. Chapter Four of Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero": Peony Pavilion. It's a oneshot so you don't have to really worry about downloading out of order. Will we ever finish the whole thing? Who knows? This release, although only eight pages, had a buttload of text so you should thank ak for translating it so fast.

funny_bunny: ak is the ALMIGHTY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if he does lotsa yaoi!

prettyprophet: NAITO, NO ONE'S SENDING IT.

funny_bunny: FORUMMMMMMS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RABBIT REVOLUTION!

prettyprophet: Bien.

funny_bunny: Takkun, Takkun!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can feel that hybrid rainbow!

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Yukimi's [Eee (EVA ero ero)]

"All the rest had used sex for sentiment, never for force; to them, Eve was a tender flower, and Herodias an unfeminine horror. American art, like the American language and American education, was as far as possible sexless. Society regarded this victory over sex as its greatest triumph, and the historian readily admitted it, since the moral issue, for the moment, did not concern one who was studying the relations of unmoral force. He cared nothing for the sex of the dynamo until he could measure its energy."

prettyprophet: By the time you read this, things we say here may or may not out of date. That's because we're doing these posts ahead of time since most of us are going to be fucking busy with finals from April 6th to April 18th. Damn.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, it's a GOOD FRIDAY.

prettyprophet: Which means some GOOD releases. So good, it's almost religious!

funny_bunny: It's EVA so it IS religious!

prettyprophet: Yukimi of circle Enuma Elish does Evangelion: Eee aka EVA ero ero aka I Need You. Sorry Rei fangirls and boys, this one ain't about her, despite what the cover might hint at.

funny_bunny: It's the Etrian doujinshi all over again! But that's ok! Because this is YURI.

prettyprophet: Pat, get over here for a sec. Alright, before we set out to do this release, we had this argument over what qualifies as "yuri".

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is NOT yuri. DOES NOT COUNT.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, decision was made. Basically it was "flowery girls kissing and touching" against "girls sexing each other", or "lesbian porn for girls" against "lesbian porn for guys". In the end, me, Lavie, Ed, and Funny were just like, fuck it, lesbian sex of any kind = yuri.

funny_bunny: NO PENIS ALLOWED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But there was penis in EVA ERO ERO! >_<

prettyprophet: Was it the main focus? Hell no. And no emoticons. Anyways, chillax, we'll get around to flowery lesbian action whenever. Eee was just fitting because...you know, Eva, Christ...some shit like that.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I have lots of Yuri Hime ideas

funny_bunny: I AM THE HIMEST OF ALL.

prettyprophet: Blah blah blah, Enuma Elish presents Eee (EVA ero ero). Hey, tell us how you want the PSP releases or we're leaving them widescreen.

funny_bunny: Translated by ak the VOID.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please help us! Send delicious raws! And join the forums! I can't because a prophet bunny is mean and won't let me!

prettyprophet: Funny's bad enough, I don't want you, Ed, or any of those idiots cluttering the thing.

funny_bunny: LAST COWSLIP RELEASE! Will do only work-safe Naruto from now on!

Kawaii Pattycakes: REALLY??!

prettyprophet: Really.

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KONOHA's At Yggdrasil

"Before you can say 'Come' and 'Go,'
And breathe twice; and cry 'so, so,'
Each one, tripping on his toe,
Will be here with mop and mow.
Do you love me, master? no?"

funny_bunny: Oh precious prettyprophet...I think I'm in love with you!

prettyprophet: Really?

funny_bunny: Every hiss and bark from your lips...like a parted cherry! Ah, I cannot hold back my lust!

prettyprophet: Well, you can fuck off. Go find something from the Reich to stroke it to.

funny_bunny: Nay, there is nothing there that can satiate my appetites! I need something...STRONGER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hold fast, Usagi-chama! I am a kami descended to aid thee! I am...HENTAI PATTYCAKES!!!!

funny_bunny: HENTAI PATTYCAKES?!?!?!

prettyprophet: And lo, there was porn.

funny_bunny: ETRIAN PORN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Does it get ANYMORE sugoi? Yes it does! ETRIAN YAOI, WHERE ARE YOU?

prettyprophet: So, by the good graces of ak, our brave translator, the Rabbits are scanlating the sex. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. To celebrate, we decided to desecrate one of our most beloved games, Etrian Odyssey. Well, not really, since it's Pat and Funny who are the real fans...and both pushed for this to be scanlated. We were going to do a Persona one...but I forget why we didn't. Whatever, we'll save that for later.

funny_bunny: New golden age? Not yet!

prettyprophet: Hear ye, you horny leechers. We're not doing this for total freebies. We want something in return.

Kawaii Pattycakes: WE WANT YAMADA NAITO RAWS.

funny_bunny: Indeed! MORE YAMADA MEANS MORE HENTAI CAKE.

prettyprophet: Send that shit to the PR Rabbit email. Or post in comments. Whatever. Just get it to us. The fallback material, however...

funny_bunny: MEGATENNNNNNN.

Kawaii Pattycakes: PERSONA!

funny_bunny: Lots of megaten YAOIIIII! And hentai! And stuff! SEND THAT TOO.

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T FORGET ETRIAN DOUJINSHI!!

funny_bunny: And Macross FRONTIER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: EVERYONE, LISTEN TO MY SONG!

funny_bunny: WHIPCRACK!

prettyprophet: Nippon Ichi.

funny_bunny: Same-san, I love you!

Kawaii Pattycakes: HE'S MINE, GET AWAY YOU FREETER.

funny_bunny: That's FREELOADER to you, LOOSE WOMAN!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up.

• Yamada Naito manga. Please send some. Could you imagine Kant writing nothing but trashy smut rags? Let's not waste ak's skills either.


• Speaking of trashy, send all the Megaten (Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Devil Summoner, Digital Devil Saga, Maken X, etc), Etrian, Nippon Ichi, and Macross Frontier doujinshi. Not so much the last one, since I bet Funbuns' Macross obsession will fade soon enough. This includes all yaoi, hentai, and non-sex material.

funny_bunny: Big thanks to ak for ASSISTING US IN HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS.

prettyprophet: Give him props or he'll quit and leave us with nothing but piles of raws.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Still smecksy! But could be EVEN more!

nde: "At Yggdrasil". Etrian Odyssey doujinshi by circle KONOHA. Artist is Kazuha Hotei with kanri-nin. It's hentai, featuring medics.

prettyprophet: So yeah. We're out.

funny_bunny: But the best is yet to come! ...oh my, who said THAT?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hufufufufu!

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