Crocodile Ave.’s [Gamerz Heaven Director's Cut: Vol. 3 - Rush Version 2]

"Can’t get my mind out of those memories
Now time to tell them don’t take my dream
Still music keeps on turning me from the words that hurt my soul
Removing doubts from my mind"

prettyprophet: 30 Days of Tentacles. Set it off.

funny_bunny: GAMERZ HEAVEN, HARDCORE TENTACLE YAOI SEX OFFICIAL DOUJINSHI.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RUSH X REN, BOYS X RUSH, TENTACLES X RUSH, ZAJI X RUSH! EVERYONE X RUSH! Rush is so oooohhhhhh.....AND THIS IS ALL CANON.

prettyprophet: From circle Crocodile Ave. and "Gangstar Yoshio" aka Maki Murakami herself.

Kawaii Pattycakes: She is the VERY BEST because of that.

funny_bunny: ALL ARTISTS SHOULD MAKE DECADENT WORKS AND BEAUTIFUL WORKS. That is how Rabbits roll!

prettyprophet: So we kinda thought we'd do this as the New Year's post........but fuck it, let's have this year go out with a bang.

Kawaii Pattycakes: A fuck year!!!

prettyprophet: Pat here's been real eager to see this out, obviously. I think we can say the same for you, right, Funny?

funny_bunny: Oh yes, I have promised my dear, dear lovelies this for EVER so long...AND NOW OUR DECADENCE HAS COME TO FRUITION. REVEL! REVEL IN THE RISQUE!

prettyprophet: .....and we're also releasing this today because tomorrow night we'll be drunk.

funny_bunny: DRUNK ON DEMON SEED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KAITO YOU'RE NEXT.

prettyprophet: ak translated this. Send love his direction and maybe it'll happen.

funny_bunny: AK IS GAMERZ MASTER. CHEERS FOR ALMIGHTY AK!

Kawaii Pattycakes: AK I WANNA GIVE YOU MORE HARLOCK!

prettyprophet: Fuck off with the caps. COMMISSIONS, get them in!

funny_bunny: SILENCE, WENCH! IT IS TENTACLE TIME! LET ME STRIKE AT YOUR SPIRITUAL ORIFICES! Oh oh, this doujinshi didn't have much tentacle and that is very sad-making.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MOAR TENTACLE YAOIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

prettyprophet: Anything to add, nde?

nde: Happy New Year.

funny_bunny: 2010! YEAH!

Kawaii Pattycakes: YEAR OF YAOI!

prettyprophet: Year of shut the fuck up and die.

funny_bunny: PUPPIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Kawaii Pattycakes: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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Sorauta's [Mahagal Love!]

"Get up on your feet, tear down the walls
Catch a glimpse of the hollow world
Snooping 'round will get you nowhere
You're locked up in your mind...
We are all trapped in a maze of relationships that goes on with or without you
I swim in the sea of the unconscious
I'll search for your heart, pursuing my true self"

prettyprophet: Hey, Pat. SURPRISE, SLUT.

Killer Ink: You had to have known this was coming.

Lavie Rhap: An auspicious start for your new year.

Peking Duck: Uh........ok.

Whopper: Hope you turn Ed gay.

Trojan: Turn Ed gay!

trev: Fag hag.

Mori: Waste of time.

funny_bunny: I pray this makes your heart beat and your inhibitions BREAK.

nde: It's "Persona 4" yaoi.

edthefucker: What the fuck's the big deal about this? Weak shit for Pat.

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prettyprophet: Ok, there's the well-wishes and blah.

funny_bunny: Enter CIRCLE SORAUTA, with "MAHAGAL LOVE". SPOILER-FREE MOSTLY??

nde: Protagonist (Souji Seta) and Yosuke Hanamura.

Lavie Rhap: Should we tell the story behind this and another doujinshi yet?

prettyprophet: Nah. Save it.

funny_bunny: This doujinshi makes up for the pansy SHOUNEN AI KISSY TIME one from eons ago! PROTAGONIST ON TOP, YOSUKE ON BOTTOM!

prettyprophet: Wasn't Yosuke a bottom in "Not Enough Sadness" too?

nde: With an aggressive streak.

Lavie Rhap: Would that not make him a 'top'?

prettyprophet: Hey, aggressive bottoms exist. See Genshiken. Oh god, why the fuck are we even talking about this?

funny_bunny: Let's ask Patcakes to confirm!

prettyprophet: No, we're not, since that would defeat the purpose of this being a surprise post. Speaking of surprises, MECHAFETUS! Kinuko, Paul, Ouendan, Radrappy, and naturally, Persona; this one also goes out to you guys. Sorry for being...pretty late on your anniversary. Blame Funny.

funny_bunny: Blame BLAME!

Lavie Rhap: All in all, this was a relatively 'regular' release. Was there anything of particular note?

prettyprophet: Yeah. Script changes to add in Megaten references.

Lavie Rhap: See how many you can find.

nde: Though "Hotel Marin Karin" was already existent.

prettyprophet: That one made me laugh.

funny_bunny: I NEEDED A HAMA INCLUSION.

Lavie Rhap: Which was included at the end.

funny_bunny: AND MARA! GO MARA, I CHOOSE YOU!

prettyprophet: Oh, and on that last little stand-alone comic......did not understand it. A bunch of us were under the assumption that it was a reference to the drama CD.........but this was made December '08. I guess Ayanami's just pre-empting it? Whatever.

funny_bunny: It is making our Prophet lose her hair.

prettyprophet: Seriously, it bothers me. Course, that's not a jab to our poor, poor translator, the Ghost, who seems to be trapped doing sex these days.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, ghosts are already in endless torment! Adding my infinity madness will be fine, ohohoho.

Lavie Rhap: Hopefully we'll change that in the near future.

prettyprophet: Ok, I don't want to be saying any more about this doujinshi because....fuck it, save it for later.

funny_bunny: And there is LOTS to say!

prettyprophet: I'm just going to leave off on this note: This is not P4 yaoi. This is P4 hentai. Yosuke, fucking christ what have they done to you.

nde: I wonder what Sorauta's take on Kanji would be.

Lavie Rhap: I'm guilty of fantasizing that myself.

funny_bunny: Oh, Pat, what horrors you have wrought!

prettyprophet: Says the fucking guy pushing for tentacle yaoi.

funny_bunny: Why, that was Pat! ...and mayhaps a dash of moi!

Lavie Rhap: Mahagal Love! by circle Sorauta, artist Yori Ayanami. A Persona 4 yaoi doujinshi, featuring a Protagonist x Yosuke pairing.

funny_bunny: Quick, nde, think of a Rei joke!

nde: I wouldn't know.

prettyprophet: P4 yaoi, never more?

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Harukanata's [Broad Smile]

"The clothing of the wealthy is soft glass, and of the poor, 25 woven brass; the land is very rich in brass, which they work like wool after steeping it in water. It is with some hesitation that I describe their eyes, the thing being incredible enough to bring doubt upon my veracity. But the fact is that these organs are removable; any one can take out his eyes and do without till he wants them; then he has merely to put them in; I have known many cases of people losing their own and borrowing at need; and some--the rich, naturally--keep a large stock. Their ears are plane-leaves, except with the breed raised from acorns; theirs being of wood."

funny_bunny: DESTINY.

prettyprophet: I'm sorry, I have a fucking headache right now so I'm just saying what I have to say and then getting the fuck out; no Funny, I'm not letting you talk because then I'm going to have to edit this shit. Ok, so this took nearly two months to finish (despite ak doing the script chop-chop, go thank him) because of mixups and conflicts and whatever. And now it's out. Have fun with it. "Oh what the fuck guys, this is yaoi!" Yo, where the fuck have YOU been? Haven't we said we'd do it? No, no, no.....hasn't Funny REPEATEDLY stated that yaoi AND Macross were incoming? Now, to counter the yaoi fans themselves: why is this is in the Club? Because anything that has outright sex designed to get people excited goes here. Cowslip is decadence. "Look, the relationship between Michael and Alto is pure and love and some shit..." There are two kinds of doujinshi: happy happy fanwanks and sex. This has sex. Therefore, Cowslip. Peace out.

funny_bunny: Today is the Rabbit day of Yaoi. Yaoi Day!

prettyprophet: Heh, May 21st. Mark it.

funny_bunny: We dedicate it to Ed. Love you! SUCK DICK, FUCKFACE!

prettyprophet: I just got back from an impromptu trip...I am tired as hell and I can't tell if nde and Funny are drunk or not because this is how they normally act. There are empty bottles all over the fucking place which means people came over or they just cleaned it out themselves. Or maybe both.

funny_bunny: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING, WHY STILL HERE??

prettyprophet: Get the fuck out of my house.

funny_bunny: I'm bringing in special guest who isn't special at all but she's special because this is being brought via LIVE SATELLITE GOOGLE TRANSLATE! It's Lavie!

Lavie Rhap: Hello everyone.

prettyprophet: Say something constructive because I don't know where he's going with this.

Lavie Rhap: Writing a post?

funny_bunny: Broad Smile! Michael x Alto! MACROSS F! DECULTURE!

Lavie Rhap: Ah, our very first yaoi project, if we're not counting the Persona 4 one.

funny_bunny: THAT'S SHOUNEN AI!

prettyprophet: Yeah, don't let Pat catch that slip.

Lavie Rhap: She's not here?

prettyprophet: Nah, with Ed. Fucking him, no doubt.

Lavie Rhap: Should we [CENSORED]?

funny_bunny: Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww son.

prettyprophet: Yearly in-joke, right here.

funny_bunny: So! Did you ladies DELIGHT in this DJ?

Lavie Rhap: I'm not familiar with Macross Frontier.

prettyprophet: No. Fuck Frontier.

funny_bunny: NDE??

nde: Yes?

funny_bunny: HE SAID YES. Broad Smile! Nyan Nyan Frontier! Proto Triangles! Circle Harukanata! MIYABI! MIYAVI! MEEV! EVANGELION!

prettyprophet: LION KING.

Lavie Rhap: Hamlet.

nde: Ophelia.

funny_bunny: RABBITS REMEMBER LOVE. End post!

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Randy Rabbits: We Can Scanlate It for You Wholesale

Because people read posts, not pages.

Rabbits do commissions?

Yeah. Contact ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com (obviously replace those brackets) and we'll exchange the details. If you're sending the raws, send it through Mediafire or Megaupload or something because if there's anything attached, I'm not opening it.

How much for how much?

Tit-for-tat. You give us a 30 page doujinshi to do, you'll have to pay us enough to get another 30 page doujinshi. Exceptions would be if you want us to buy the very thing you want us to do...well, really, nothing changes there. If you want us to have flat rates...we'll think about it. "Yo cunt, tit-for-tat is more expensive!" No, it's not. Usually your average sized doujinshi is around $10 US from the places Funny and Pat buy from: Mandarake, Plecomi, jpqueen, and Japanese Shop Samurai. Add shipping and that's $15. If you feel like paying us more than the required for whatever bizarre reason, I'm not-- no, I would stop you. What the fuck are you thinking?

If you're commissioning for the first time, 50% advance up-front. When we're done the final version, we'll send it to you to look over, see if it's to your liking.

What can I commission?

Anything. Really, anything. Hentai, yaoi, yuri, non-sex doujinshi, ANYTHING. That said, it ultimately depends on what our translators can take...as well as our cleaners. If there's one person who can't handle something, there's probably another that can. Like, there's already Funny, Pat, and myself as cleaners who will SERIOUSLY work on anything. I may not LIKE the material but it will be done. Naturally, there are things that some people just wouldn't want to cross. Just send us the raw if you're iffy and we'll decide ourselves.

Also important: we focus on oneshots and doujinshi. If you want us to do full-blown volumes of manga, that's probably not happening. It'll have to be special request right there.

How long will it take?

Depends on the script; could take up to a week in total for the average 30 page. Remember, the Rabbits also work on a ton of other non-sex projects. Hey, what's a week? Think of it as a build-up to the exciting climax. Ugh, I'm saying nothing but double entendres now. If you REALLY need it fast for some reason, make sure to tell us and we MIGHT speed things up. No promises on that.

Keep in mind that if you're having us buy the doujinshi proper, it'll take even more time since shipping takes a week or so.

How will it be done?

A translator gets the script up, which takes around a week. During that time, our cleaners go at it, taking about the same time or less. If dialogue is in a bubble, it's translated. If dialogue is outside of a bubble, it's translated. Most in-bubble SFX as well; SFX that's not in bubbles aren't unless you're willing to shell out for more. If you want, author's notes can be translated too, though that'll take more time. Page quality will depend on the raw quality; if it's crap, we'll do what we can to make it less crap. If it's good, it's good. The script and text itself is lovingly edited by literary experts such as myself (prettyprophet), nde, Lavie Rhap, and Chief Rabbit funny_bunny in order to give you the best experience possible. Man, this sounds like some massage spa ad.

I want to put the commission on my own site!

It's your commission, why not?

I want to take all the credit for it!

Uh, no. If there's one thing we insist on, it's leaving in our credits. Please, credit where credit is due. We'd show the same courtesy. Of course, your own name (should you wish) will be prominently displayed somewhere (should you wish). Speaking of credit, this FAQ was pretty much copied off SaHa's FAQ. On terms of starting off in the scanlating of sex, his work was pretty much the basis for how we now operate.

I want to put the commission on my private site and charge top dollar for it!

Now that's a fucking brilliant idea! We'll just release the thing for free to the public immediately after! What a deal.

I want to make my commission secret!

That's fine. However, should we see it floating around the abyss of the Internet, we'll release it to the public. Also, should someone else ask for that same commission, all they have to pay is a straight $5 and it's out. Exception is if the raws were originally scanned by you; not FOUND, scanned. In that case, we'll move all the work onto the new commissioner's raws.

I have no more questions!

You sure? Go ahead and ask in the comments [do it in the actual page, not here, please] or email if you're the discreet type.

Randy Rabbits: The Categorical Imperative

The Randy Rabbit, serving all your fetishy needs.

Yo, Prophet here. We had a little sit-down and decided, "Let's throw our loyal readers a bone." Ok, that's totally not true. What REALLY happened was Patty was all bitching about how we didn't have different categories for fetishes. Funny thought about it for a second and then sided with her. Fuck it, I didn't want to argue over this shit......enjoy your categories. Course, they can crossover into each other, so......look, you should know how this goes down by now.

Anal: Anything involving the ass. Toys, fucking, what have you.

Beast: FUCK YEAH!

Breasts: "You dumbfucks, when does hentai NOT have breasts of some kind?" Uh, DDT's Ouverture didn't; Saber was clothed, motherfucker. This is for when there's major breastplay, like enormous boobs, titfucking (a bit strange how this ties in with big breasts, huh?), and lactation.

Cunnilingus: You know when a guy goes down on a girl because he wants to give HER pleasure? Whenever that's insanely detailed or the focus of the thing, we'll use this; in other words, you will never see this category unless it's yuri.

Domination: Any sort of...domination. And by domination, we don't mean S&M play. We mean rape, physical and psychological abuse, blah blah blah. Femdom is included. Doesn't mean the thing will be painfully dark, just means it probably won't be consensual.

Fellatio: Blowjobs! Will also use for yuri if they're packing strap-ons.

Futanari: Dickgirls of any kind.

Gender Bender: Gender swap.

Group Sex: More than two individuals involved.

Guro: FUCK YEAH!

Happy Sex: Consensual sex. This is probably a turn-off to people.

Hentai: All-ages literature that is read aloud at social gatherings.

Lolipops: Guess. Inspired by DJ Max Portable 2, Ladymade Star.

Raw: Hasn't been translated yet. Help us out, PLEASE. FUCK.

Scanlation: What we do, how we roll.

Scat: FUCK YEAH!

Shotakkun: Guess. Inspired by FLCL, Naota Nandaba.

Tentacle: FUCK YEAH!

Yaoi: All-ages literature that is read aloud at churches, mosques, and temples.

Yuri: Bullshit.

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Sorry, but I'm not going to list every fucking fetish in existence; you can check the fucking insane list at the Doujinshi DB. This is just a list of the generals. Maybe it'll be updated if there's stuff that's popular but was left out for whatever reason.

Also, this is a post AND a page because no one looks at the pages. Commissions! Get them in before our translators get swarmed!

Release Zero - Chapter 4 ~ "Peony Pavilion"

"The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the non-perception world. Cognition is a delusion and non-cognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good."

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufu!

prettyprophet: I wonder where Funbuns went. Whatever.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufufufufufufufu!

prettyprophet: Bridget.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MARIYA.

prettyprophet: James.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Toru, Mikoto, Yuujiro!

prettyprophet: ................Alright, fuck all this.

funny_bunny: MY ETRIAN MEDIC.

prettyprophet: Look who came crawling back!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yay bishie bunny~~

funny_bunny: YASUNORI ZAN. RELEAZ 0.

prettyprophet: Cero.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KUROZO ZERO. Shun-chama, I <3 you!

prettyprophet: Anyways, Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero" comic. It's a one-volume compilation of oneshots. Mostly of hentai and futa. Mostly.

funny_bunny: ALIENS IS SO AWESOME.

prettyprophet: Good catch.

funny_bunny: We were watching it last night! PAT'S A SCAREDY-RABBIT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHUT UP BAKABUNNY.

prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Yet you still collect all the Ring shit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OH! Sadako counts!

funny_bunny: SADAKO IS NYX. Therefore Nyx is hot. Therefore I'd sex Nyx.

prettyprophet: Hey, Funny, how about you say that to her face?

funny_bunny: I did!

Kawaii Pattycakes: He did!

prettyprophet: And?

funny_bunny: SHE STARED AT ME AND I DIED.

prettyprophet: Ok, "Peony Pavilion" is the name of the oneshot. It's kinda small because this was really just a substitute for a special release Funny's been pushing for........which was delayed.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, our Tea-Mistress will handle all with grace!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can't wait! No, I seriously can't! Do you think I should.....BUY SOME MORE?

prettyprophet: Uh, NO. I don't want another fucking hissyfit from you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF [CENSORED].

funny_bunny: Ladies, ladies, please. You're both terribly wrong. I have something even BETTER soon!

prettyprophet: You mean THAT doujinshi?

funny_bunny: Of course not! Ohohohoho!

prettyprophet: Whatever, fuck it, let's finish this. Chapter Four of Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero": Peony Pavilion. It's a oneshot so you don't have to really worry about downloading out of order. Will we ever finish the whole thing? Who knows? This release, although only eight pages, had a buttload of text so you should thank ak for translating it so fast.

funny_bunny: ak is the ALMIGHTY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if he does lotsa yaoi!

prettyprophet: NAITO, NO ONE'S SENDING IT.

funny_bunny: FORUMMMMMMS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RABBIT REVOLUTION!

prettyprophet: Bien.

funny_bunny: Takkun, Takkun!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can feel that hybrid rainbow!

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Randy Rabbits: On Scanlating the Sex

Can you take a guess at how difficult it is?

Answer: not very, at least for those doing the gruntwork. Let's use the recent Etrian doujinshi as example. Translating? Could've been a bitch; go ask ak the translator. But everything else? It was fun. You think I'm joking? Cleaning was a cinch. Just leveled, got rid of some obvious bits of dust, some minor redraws for bubbles. Proofreading? Here's a reenactment:

funny_bunny: Oh boy, thanks to prophet and nde for proofing the script! I will typeset this as fast as a fiddle!

Killer Ink: Text looks kinda dry.

funny_bunny: By Zeus! You're right! THIS TEXT NEEDS MORE ZING! 1000 Rabbits! To me!

And then he had us read the script out load. With vigor. I bet I sound pissed off right now, but I'm not. It seriously was a hilarious time. See, all those SFX like moaning and groaning? We added that in after so we were just reading the actual dialogue. The SFX, ak didn't translate much because it was all "ah" and "oh". If we were just to put that, it would've gotten boring chop-chop. So we decided to take a page from SaHa and spice it the FUCK up. Mad props to SaHa for the vast range of sex-SFX like "nng" and "mmph". And Funbuns says that "puah" is his favorite...that's the sound of gagging on cockjuice, which I assume he's familiar with. I like "fuah" myself; I'm gonna have to ask people if they've ever said that during copulation.

But, if you've read the Etrian doujinshi, you'd have noticed a special kind of ZING we added, SFX non-withstanding. Emphasis, motherfucker. Thanks to our readings of the script, we decided to bold up the more IMPORTANT words. We all think it enhances the hell out of it...but what do you think? I mean, if you all hate it...frankly, we're not going to stop. We enjoy it way too fucking much, so...deal.



Anyways, this'll be applied to yaoi and any other randy titles the Rabbits will play with. Will we take requests, commissions, and donor projects, like the other hentai groups? Uh, maybe? Remember kids, we're the RABBITS. We do anything and everything...that our translators will translate. So the real final word is on them.

Funny and Pat buy doujinshi regularly and anything that's not already scanned or stuff that's hard to find...we will scan. But it's a little too early to REALLY beg for cash, so we're going to hold off on that for while longer. That said, donations of any kind are welcome: sending us rare raws of stuff we're asking for would be rock; $$$ would be even rocker. As you surely see, none of us have any sort of restraint in showing off the unspoken sexual side of fandom. Well, I know me and Lavie shake our heads incredulously while Pat and Funny devour this shit.

So yeah, come to the Club Cowslip for all your Randy Rabbit After Dark needs. This is prettyprophet the PR Rabbit, peacing out.