F4U's [The Violation of Two Vases]

"Now Jove suspends his golden Scales in Air,
Weighs the Mens Wits against the Lady's Hair;
The doubtful Beam long nods from side to side;
At length the Wits mount up, the Hairs subside."

Previously on WTF Month:

+ Aya Takano's Space Ship EE
+ Rabbit Revelry: Say Hello, Rabbit-Chan

prettyprophet: Download the release now because if you read on, there'll be spoilers. Not like THAT much is going to be spoiled (hint: someone gets TENTACLE RAPED). Let's start this off by setting the sides. One side: nice, little nde and the Duck that just got dragged into hentai hell. The other: Funny the Insane Bunny and Otaku Princess Pat. Me and Lavie: moderators of the debate. Proper Moral Justice vs. Delicious Decadence. Go.

nde: I'm not bothered by this. And I don't think I'm moral.

prettyprophet: Ok, Duck vs. Everyone.

Peking Duck: This is totally unfair.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Then come over to our side!

funny_bunny: But there is no side! WE ARE OUROBUROS AND WE GO AROUND AND AROUND.

Peking Duck: Aren't you guys grossed out by this ONE bit?

prettyprophet: Hey, don't look at me when you say.....type that. My wrath was spent on Infinity Stars.

Peking Duck: Lavie?

Lavie Rhap: I suppose these things come with the territory.

funny_bunny: And our territory is the world.

Peking Duck: Tentacles and lolipops always go together! Shotakkuns and tentacles too! Anything with tentacles!

prettyprophet: Yeah, you know..........nevermind.

Peking Duck: They're kids.

prettyprophet: They're drawings.

Peking Duck: Ah shit, I shouldn't have brought that up.

Lavie Rhap: Shall I interject?

prettyprophet: Do it before I talk.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure many of you may have heard the news of Japanese game developers/publishers practicing self-censorship in light of the Rapelay situation.

prettyprophet: A little bit funny, because now I bet a ton of people who never would've played the thing downloaded the thing to hell and back.

Lavie Rhap: Needless to say, Prophet was infuriated by the perceived whitewashing of this problem (changing game names, limits placed on what kind of sexual scenarios there may be, etc.) and felt that more important issues were being neglected in favor of sensationalism.

prettyprophet: I told everyone this before: you're not going to solve any fucking problems by hiding this shit. It's here and it exists.

Peking Duck: So why the hell are we fighting fire with fire?

prettyprophet: They're not fire. All these public interest groups, all these suits.....they're frigid. So fucking busy preaching to their choirs, trying to ice all the smut.

Lavie Rhap: I can only imagine what their reaction would be to someone such as Pat, a fine, upstanding young woman...with certain niche interests.

prettyprophet: Their brains would burst.

funny_bunny: But not ours!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Deculture!

Peking Duck: This is one messed up world.

funny_bunny: It is Wonderland.

prettyprophet: Hey, readers, want to know why Duck got particularly bothered by this thing? She has a younger sister. Yeah, she's lolipop too.

Peking Duck: Don't fucking tell these sickos that.

prettyprophet: Funny, when are we roping Jujube in?

funny_bunny: When she has matured and roasted into a mouth-watering morsel like our crispy Peking Duck!

Peking Duck: Funny......I just don't know what to do with you.

prettyprophet: Join the club.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You could heart him! That'd be so mukyaaaa~

funny_bunny: I REFUSE TO BE TAMED.

Peking Duck: You know, I thought Prophet would be all snarling when I saw this.

prettyprophet: Like I said, all wrath spent on Infinity Stars.

funny_bunny: So! I took ze script and asked nde questions! Such as..."What would Prophet say if someone told her she could not do something?"..."What would Prophet say you were dying?"..."What would Prophet say if she stubbed her toe?"...and we all saw the magic that occurred from THAT.

nde: Are they meant to be demonhunters or something?

prettyprophet: What? Who knows, they're lolipops.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SCHOOLGIRL lolipops. Let's watch Battle Royale!

nde: I don't understand this story.

Peking Duck: It's PORN.

funny_bunny: It is the story of LOVING and CARING between TWO TWINS. TWINS!

nde: The girls are frightened but not overwhelmed at the beginning; Komomo is of clear mind. Wouldn't that mean they, or at least Komomo, are experienced with tentacles and other monstrosities?

Lavie Rhap: But if that were the case, they're strangely under-equipped.

nde: Which would suggest they were disarmed through some form or another.

Lavie Rhap: Keep in mind that it may have been possible for Komomo to have escaped, should she have chosen to leave Sumomo behind.

prettyprophet: And she didn't. Made the choice, had a literal brainwashing. Devastating, ain't it?

Peking Duck: Don't tell me I'm reading Lavie and nde discussing PORN PLOT.

prettyprophet: Porn plot! Right here with the Rabbits.

nde: They just don't seem like regular schoolgirls.

Lavie Rhap: It was somewhat surprising to see Komomo yield before Sumomo.

prettyprophet: Drugs! Fucking cheap.

Peking Duck: You wouldn't have gone down to monster sperm in your head?

prettyprophet: Fuck no.

funny_bunny: That's the power of RABBIT WILL.

Kawaii Pattycakes: PROPHET, YOU AND ME, REBEL 1, LET'S GO!

prettyprophet: Ok, wrapping this up. F4U's "The Violation of Two Vases" aka "Twin Pots". Translated by the Ghost; Funny asks nde: "What's a sexier word for 'pots'?" "Vases." Funny asks me: "Still she-hulk over Rapelay?" "Doing a sex release? See if you can shove in something to do with rape." Then he showed me this. And yes, rape.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Is it funny?

prettyprophet: They can't see you do that paw thing.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Awwwww.

funny_bunny: Tentacles! Lolipops! Staples of the Otaku Pyramid of Life.

prettyprophet: Alongside Aya's "Space Ship EE", Alexander Pope, and perfectly normal Rabbits like Peking Duck.

Peking Duck: Hey, don't patronize me.

Lavie Rhap: Let's settle any animosity with Blazblue.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Nooo I'm playing Prophet now!

prettyprophet: Bad blood first. Duck, fucking BRING IT ON.

Peking Duck: So dead.

funny_bunny: Randy Rabbit Release 4 you! F4U! This post was powered by the synchowaves of CAPSULE and the rockness of BLAZBLUE! nde, who will YOU use?

nde: Do I need to say?

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DDT's [Ouvertüre]

"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

Peking Duck: It hurts so much.

prettyprophet: What, your feet?

Peking Duck: What?

prettyprophet: After giving all those footjobs to Ink?

Peking Duck: What the HELL are you talking about?

prettyprophet: Oh, I'm just going completely off-topic to make a decent opener for the post.

Peking Duck: Wait are we starting?

prettyprophet: Eh, I guess. Yo, this is Prophet and a special guest. She's been around for a while, working in the back, sucking dick and so forth...it's Peking Duck!

Peking Duck: Wow, thanks.

prettyprophet: So what do you think?

Peking Duck: About what?

prettyprophet: All this.

Peking Duck: This is fucked up and pervy. Prophet, what the hell are you doing?

prettyprophet: It's called translating comics. We've been doing it the past several months. Get the memo?

Peking Duck: Pervy comics.

prettyprophet: Hey, we said we'd do anything. So here you go. Fate/Stay/Hollow Night/Ataraxia/zero/Realta Nua doujinshi! "Ouverture", by circle DDT, featuring FEMDOM with Dark Saber/Black Saber/Saber Alter and Shirou.

Peking Duck: I can't believe this was for Trojan.

prettyprophet: Rape, really funny. No, seriously, this was done for TROJAN, our good friend who likes Type-Moon for some reason. Why didn't we do yaoi with Dark Saber x Shirou? Because this was already scanned and being translated. That was pretty much the only reason I vouched for it.

Peking Duck: The rape wasn't a reason?

prettyprophet: Sweetener. Sweetened the deal.

Peking Duck: Wow.

prettyprophet: You did Sweet Body, you knew what you were getting into.

Peking Duck: Did you even look at this thing?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, what's wrong with this one? You should see the shit Ed has.

Peking Duck: I don't want to see the shit Ed has.

prettyprophet: Background info: you all know me, I can handle anything. Ed, Funny, and Pat...specifically Ed and Funny, they have some fucked up shit, just because. Ed has it to traumatize people, Funny has it for obscurity, Pat has it for...Japan. Peking Duck here, she's not "in-the-know". So even something like Ouverture freaks her out.

Peking Duck: It's porn.

prettyprophet: And? Porn is powerful. Sex is powerful. Any woman or man who tells you otherwise is fucking lying. Here, I'll shove previews to Ouverture throughout, see if that gets the boys excited or not.



Peking Duck: So you're telling me it's ok to talk and think about sex all the time?

prettyprophet: No, I'm telling you that sex is something that cannot be stopped. I'm not saying it's good or bad, fuck that moral shit. Power.

Peking Duck: Why feed the fire then?

prettyprophet: Someone's gotta do it. And someone's gotta do it with style. I'd like to think that we're that group.

Peking Duck: Who the FUCK reads this?

prettyprophet: Well, since this one's a Fate/Stay release with Saber, a lot of men...and boys, probably.

Peking Duck: And they're probably not a good bunch.

prettyprophet: Hear that readers? Ducky thinks that nothing but raging perverts with eternal erections read this shit. Prove her wrong.

Peking Duck: That's an exaggeration!

prettyprophet: So you're saying that they're NOT all raging perverts? It's like saying, "Oh, you girls are Asian and you like hanging out in a billiards hall? Clearly you're fucking sluts!" No joke, assholes have actually said that to us.

Peking Duck: Yeah, but that's billiards.

prettyprophet: Yeah, but it's porn. Same deal. In fact, it's even less of a deal, because ANYONE will, at one point or another, have interest in porn.

Peking Duck: Even your fucking brother.

prettyprophet: Fucking COURSE. He's a guy, ain't he?

Peking Duck: That doesn't bother you?

prettyprophet: If he did nothing but jerk off all day, maybe. But nde's fine. Hell, I haven't even caught him yet.

Peking Duck: Maybe that means he DOESN'T look at porn.

prettyprophet: Two words: Ed, Funny.

Peking Duck: We need to save nde's ass then, because he's going to get messed.

prettyprophet: Chillax, this is nde we're talking about.

Peking Duck: What about Ink then?

prettyprophet: Ink's not physically sexual. But you see his paintings? There's the sex.

Peking Duck: But you're saying all guys look at porn.

prettyprophet: Correction, I'm saying everyone looks at porn.

Peking Duck: Even kids.

prettyprophet: Do you REMEMBER grade school at ALL? Hormones flaring and shit. People playing around.

Peking Duck: I didn't!

prettyprophet: And neither did I, but we all know people do did, right?

Peking Duck: Ahhhhh, I hate talking to you about things like this.



prettyprophet: Happy birthday Trojan! This isn't actually his birthday today, because...fuck it, you guys don't need to know when whoever was born.

Peking Duck: So tired.

prettyprophet: Tired and broke. Which lets us slide into the next point: commissions! Check it out.

Peking Duck: Good, get some money for this.

prettyprophet: Nah, there's going to be zero profit.

Peking Duck: Whose idea was it?

prettyprophet: Who else?

Peking Duck: And you're ok with this.

prettyprophet: As long as I get my hands on the scripts.

Peking Duck: You're pretty evil, you know that?

prettyprophet: I'm open with my agendas. Again, Fate doujinshi, DDT, Ouverture. Dark Saber x Shirou, thorough femdom. [prophet edit: Almost forgot, ak did the intro page. Head over to his blog, give props.]

Peking Duck: Hentai. Yay.

prettyprophet: Commissions, see FAQ.

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Release Zero - Chapter 4 ~ "Peony Pavilion"

"The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the non-perception world. Cognition is a delusion and non-cognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good."

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufu!

prettyprophet: I wonder where Funbuns went. Whatever.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufufufufufufufu!

prettyprophet: Bridget.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MARIYA.

prettyprophet: James.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Toru, Mikoto, Yuujiro!

prettyprophet: ................Alright, fuck all this.

funny_bunny: MY ETRIAN MEDIC.

prettyprophet: Look who came crawling back!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yay bishie bunny~~

funny_bunny: YASUNORI ZAN. RELEAZ 0.

prettyprophet: Cero.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KUROZO ZERO. Shun-chama, I <3 you!

prettyprophet: Anyways, Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero" comic. It's a one-volume compilation of oneshots. Mostly of hentai and futa. Mostly.

funny_bunny: ALIENS IS SO AWESOME.

prettyprophet: Good catch.

funny_bunny: We were watching it last night! PAT'S A SCAREDY-RABBIT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHUT UP BAKABUNNY.

prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Yet you still collect all the Ring shit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OH! Sadako counts!

funny_bunny: SADAKO IS NYX. Therefore Nyx is hot. Therefore I'd sex Nyx.

prettyprophet: Hey, Funny, how about you say that to her face?

funny_bunny: I did!

Kawaii Pattycakes: He did!

prettyprophet: And?

funny_bunny: SHE STARED AT ME AND I DIED.

prettyprophet: Ok, "Peony Pavilion" is the name of the oneshot. It's kinda small because this was really just a substitute for a special release Funny's been pushing for........which was delayed.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, our Tea-Mistress will handle all with grace!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can't wait! No, I seriously can't! Do you think I should.....BUY SOME MORE?

prettyprophet: Uh, NO. I don't want another fucking hissyfit from you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF [CENSORED].

funny_bunny: Ladies, ladies, please. You're both terribly wrong. I have something even BETTER soon!

prettyprophet: You mean THAT doujinshi?

funny_bunny: Of course not! Ohohohoho!

prettyprophet: Whatever, fuck it, let's finish this. Chapter Four of Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero": Peony Pavilion. It's a oneshot so you don't have to really worry about downloading out of order. Will we ever finish the whole thing? Who knows? This release, although only eight pages, had a buttload of text so you should thank ak for translating it so fast.

funny_bunny: ak is the ALMIGHTY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if he does lotsa yaoi!

prettyprophet: NAITO, NO ONE'S SENDING IT.

funny_bunny: FORUMMMMMMS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RABBIT REVOLUTION!

prettyprophet: Bien.

funny_bunny: Takkun, Takkun!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can feel that hybrid rainbow!

Additional links:

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Randy Rabbits: On Scanlating the Sex

Can you take a guess at how difficult it is?

Answer: not very, at least for those doing the gruntwork. Let's use the recent Etrian doujinshi as example. Translating? Could've been a bitch; go ask ak the translator. But everything else? It was fun. You think I'm joking? Cleaning was a cinch. Just leveled, got rid of some obvious bits of dust, some minor redraws for bubbles. Proofreading? Here's a reenactment:

funny_bunny: Oh boy, thanks to prophet and nde for proofing the script! I will typeset this as fast as a fiddle!

Killer Ink: Text looks kinda dry.

funny_bunny: By Zeus! You're right! THIS TEXT NEEDS MORE ZING! 1000 Rabbits! To me!

And then he had us read the script out load. With vigor. I bet I sound pissed off right now, but I'm not. It seriously was a hilarious time. See, all those SFX like moaning and groaning? We added that in after so we were just reading the actual dialogue. The SFX, ak didn't translate much because it was all "ah" and "oh". If we were just to put that, it would've gotten boring chop-chop. So we decided to take a page from SaHa and spice it the FUCK up. Mad props to SaHa for the vast range of sex-SFX like "nng" and "mmph". And Funbuns says that "puah" is his favorite...that's the sound of gagging on cockjuice, which I assume he's familiar with. I like "fuah" myself; I'm gonna have to ask people if they've ever said that during copulation.

But, if you've read the Etrian doujinshi, you'd have noticed a special kind of ZING we added, SFX non-withstanding. Emphasis, motherfucker. Thanks to our readings of the script, we decided to bold up the more IMPORTANT words. We all think it enhances the hell out of it...but what do you think? I mean, if you all hate it...frankly, we're not going to stop. We enjoy it way too fucking much, so...deal.



Anyways, this'll be applied to yaoi and any other randy titles the Rabbits will play with. Will we take requests, commissions, and donor projects, like the other hentai groups? Uh, maybe? Remember kids, we're the RABBITS. We do anything and everything...that our translators will translate. So the real final word is on them.

Funny and Pat buy doujinshi regularly and anything that's not already scanned or stuff that's hard to find...we will scan. But it's a little too early to REALLY beg for cash, so we're going to hold off on that for while longer. That said, donations of any kind are welcome: sending us rare raws of stuff we're asking for would be rock; $$$ would be even rocker. As you surely see, none of us have any sort of restraint in showing off the unspoken sexual side of fandom. Well, I know me and Lavie shake our heads incredulously while Pat and Funny devour this shit.

So yeah, come to the Club Cowslip for all your Randy Rabbit After Dark needs. This is prettyprophet the PR Rabbit, peacing out.