Showing posts with label incest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label incest. Show all posts

December 25, 2009

Dangerous Thoughts’ [Dangerous Cattleya]

DANGER ROOM!

"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Want your bad romance"

funny_bunny: BWAH.

Lavie Rhap: A commission from McFly518.

Peking Duck: How sad is it that the only post we can do together is a hentai one?

funny_bunny: But togetherness!

prettyprophet: Hey, it's a commission. That's money right there. Plus it's not like Lavie'll be here by the time this post gets posted.

Lavie Rhap: You really don't have to do this for me.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, we do.

funny_bunny: UNION.

Lavie Rhap: Well then, this is a "Queen's Blade" doujinshi from the circle Dangerous Thoughts. It's called "Dangerous Cattleya", or "Dangerous Katorea", following the spelling in the book itself.

prettyprophet: The artist's Kiken Shisou.......does lots of painfully-big-breasted women. And armpit hair.

Peking Duck: Uh....what.

funny_bunny: Like in "Sons of Liberty"...DUH.

prettyprophet: I'm more bothered by the breasts. God, how can you stand?

Lavie Rhap: Or swing a sword!

prettyprophet: A fucking Guts-esque sword. Oh, I better say what this doujinshi's all about, else Pat'll be pissed. So it's a "Queen's Blade" one, starring Cattleya and her kid, Rana......and pig-orcs Uh, it ends more or less how you'd think it'd end. There's a fuckload of fetishes in this one.....I'm kinda impressed.

Peking Duck: You guys sound really impressed and that's freaky scary.

funny_bunny: Why Ducky, there are magical potions and porcs and giant penii and glasses and incest and takkun and Leina!

prettyprophet: Orc porking. Thanks to ak for making that pun......oh, and translating the whole damn deal.

Lavie Rhap: It was categorized as bestiality despite the creatures being labeled as "orc".

funny_bunny: I wanted to used the BEAST tag! But come now, my dear friends, do you not want the REAL RAW MATERIAL??

Peking Duck: NO.

prettyprophet: Whatever, we'll get to it eventually.

Peking Duck: Weren't you the one who was always "no fate"?

prettyprophet: Chea, make your own fate.

Lavie Rhap: I hope you can see where this is leading to.

Peking Duck: I don't get it. Like, I get IT.......but nevermind.

funny_bunny: Oh Ducky, Ducky, Ducky...it is for Decadence. Unfathomably DEEP Decadence!

prettyprophet: So yeah, "Queen's Blade" doujinshi, "Dangerous Cattleya" by Dangerous Thoughts, artist Kiken Shisou. A commission from McFly518. Hardcore. Wanted to say that the orc-talk wasn't translated because......it's not Japanese? I think.

Peking Duck: Remember to use Lady Gaga.

Lavie Rhap: I'm sure there's critique than can justify it.

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October 25, 2009

Amazake Hatosyo-ten's [Summer Sakura]

Kasumi, that's not how you bathe

"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."

prettyprophet: Dead or Alive, two shots of Kasumi x Hayate, Amazake Hatosyo-ten, Yoshu Ohepe, Brolen, Rabbits.

funny_bunny: Commissioned by...NOT SETEBOS??

prettyprophet: Nah, it's Setebos again. Fucking Ohepe flood right here.

funny_bunny: DEAD OR ALIVE SUCKS AND KASUMI AND HAYATE ARE JUNK. Pass it along to Eddy and Patty!

Killer Ink: You liked DOA.

funny_bunny: "LIKED" is the word. Oh Ayane, you're so great. THAT'S IT, NO MORE DOA TALK.

prettyprophet: Couldn't you play her in Ninja Gaiden 2? Eh, don't matter, I ain't getting it.

Killer Ink: I still don't understand how you two have time for games.

prettyprophet: Uh, yeah, because you working all the fucking time is doing wonders for your health.

funny_bunny: Always time for fun! FIGHT FOR FUN!

prettyprophet: Peace out, kids.

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