BODLEY HEAD's [Millefeuille]

"Indeed, and to be still happier, let her employ the greater and the lesser at once; let the voluptuous jars wherewith she will agitate him who encunts her serve to precipitate the ecstasy of the other who buggers, and, drowned in the fuck of the two, let her loose her own as she dies of pleasure."

prettyprophet: Another full circle. Fuck.

funny_bunny: Oh don't type so tiredly! Soldier forth! The world is wide and inviting!

prettyprophet: Inviting like a woman's PASSION-PIT, right?

funny_bunny: PRECISELY.

prettyprophet: BODLEY HEAD's "Millefeuille"! It's about a maid and a master. Remember it?

funny_bunny: Translated by our very own GHOST IN THE MACHINE.

prettyprophet: Which doesn't exist.

funny_bunny: NO GHOSTS.

prettyprophet: I'm going to have to take back a few things I said about this when Funny first showed it to me. "Maid fucking. Great. Peace out!" said I. But this is actually more than that. Not a lot more, but I ain't that snooty; I'll give some props.

funny_bunny: FUNBUNS NOTE: As SCRIPT EDITOR...moi did QUITE the script editing! With Ghosty's permission, o' course!

prettyprophet: Yeah...apparently Funny changed a fuckload in several parts. I thought it was for the better, what do you think?

funny_bunny: I daresay this is a piece of po-mo magnificence! A thousand BLESSINGS upon thee, Ghost!

prettyprophet: Oh, I didn't touch this script...but I DID add something in. "Pamela". Shoutout to my homeboy Sam Richardson. That one's for you!

funny_bunny: Hey hey, let's talk about CLARISSA!

prettyprophet: Man, we never did that yet, have we?

funny_bunny: We need Lavie for that!

prettyprophet: Ah shit, that'll be hard to coordinate. Next Villa post, maybe.

funny_bunny: So that's our Rabbity MAID MANGA!

prettyprophet: Funny...did you actually write all that shit at the end?

funny_bunny: Haaaaaaa?

prettyprophet: 27 and 28.

funny_bunny: Hohoho!

prettyprophet: God.

funny_bunny: Oh come now, I'm not THAT divine.

prettyprophet: Join the Revolution, join the forums, send the Naito, send the doujinshi. FUCK.

funny_bunny: HAPPY MAY DAY!

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Release Zero - Chapter 4 ~ "Peony Pavilion"

"The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the non-perception world. Cognition is a delusion and non-cognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good."

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufu!

prettyprophet: I wonder where Funbuns went. Whatever.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufufufufufufufu!

prettyprophet: Bridget.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MARIYA.

prettyprophet: James.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Toru, Mikoto, Yuujiro!

prettyprophet: ................Alright, fuck all this.

funny_bunny: MY ETRIAN MEDIC.

prettyprophet: Look who came crawling back!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yay bishie bunny~~

funny_bunny: YASUNORI ZAN. RELEAZ 0.

prettyprophet: Cero.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KUROZO ZERO. Shun-chama, I <3 you!

prettyprophet: Anyways, Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero" comic. It's a one-volume compilation of oneshots. Mostly of hentai and futa. Mostly.

funny_bunny: ALIENS IS SO AWESOME.

prettyprophet: Good catch.

funny_bunny: We were watching it last night! PAT'S A SCAREDY-RABBIT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHUT UP BAKABUNNY.

prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Yet you still collect all the Ring shit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OH! Sadako counts!

funny_bunny: SADAKO IS NYX. Therefore Nyx is hot. Therefore I'd sex Nyx.

prettyprophet: Hey, Funny, how about you say that to her face?

funny_bunny: I did!

Kawaii Pattycakes: He did!

prettyprophet: And?

funny_bunny: SHE STARED AT ME AND I DIED.

prettyprophet: Ok, "Peony Pavilion" is the name of the oneshot. It's kinda small because this was really just a substitute for a special release Funny's been pushing for........which was delayed.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, our Tea-Mistress will handle all with grace!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can't wait! No, I seriously can't! Do you think I should.....BUY SOME MORE?

prettyprophet: Uh, NO. I don't want another fucking hissyfit from you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF [CENSORED].

funny_bunny: Ladies, ladies, please. You're both terribly wrong. I have something even BETTER soon!

prettyprophet: You mean THAT doujinshi?

funny_bunny: Of course not! Ohohohoho!

prettyprophet: Whatever, fuck it, let's finish this. Chapter Four of Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero": Peony Pavilion. It's a oneshot so you don't have to really worry about downloading out of order. Will we ever finish the whole thing? Who knows? This release, although only eight pages, had a buttload of text so you should thank ak for translating it so fast.

funny_bunny: ak is the ALMIGHTY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if he does lotsa yaoi!

prettyprophet: NAITO, NO ONE'S SENDING IT.

funny_bunny: FORUMMMMMMS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RABBIT REVOLUTION!

prettyprophet: Bien.

funny_bunny: Takkun, Takkun!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can feel that hybrid rainbow!

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Bodley Head - Millefeuille

"Notre héroïne avait dix-sept ans lorsqu'elle se présenta chez M. Rodin, maître de la pension de Saint-Marcel. Ses attraits, mieux développés, offraient encore plus de charmes ; toute sa personne avait, malgré ses chagrins, acquis un genre de perfection qui la rendait vraiment une des plus jolies filles qu'il fût possible de voir."

Blah blah blah, you had to see this coming. funny_bunny, Rabbit Reich fuehrer, scanning hentai. Anyways, this is prettyprophet doing the business like usual.

Originally, funny was going to scan up a FFXII one by that rather-popular LINDA. Course, he didn't realize it was already TRANSLATED by Saha. If you don't know what Saha is, you obviously haven't been to Manga-Updates. Only thing that'll break up the endless stream of boys love is porno porno porno and that's what Saha brings.

Time to segue into a story. It was Pat's birthday on the weekend and a bunch of us went to Trojan's to celebrate. Normally I wouldn't talk about our recent personal events because...frankly, why would you care? This time I make an exception due to some outrageous presents. So we're all chillaxing when funny, holstein, and baal come in and hand Pat her gift. Guess what it is? It's the PS3 game Folklore! But Pat doesn't have a PS3 so talk about a fuck-up on their part. Or is it?

Boom, ed walks in. His exact words: "Fuck off all of you, I got something that'll make all your presents look like complete shit." Now ed had hinted he had something big planned for his girly girl but we all assumed it'd just be resin figures or packs of doujinshi. Not this year. This year ed decided to put us all to shame with a FUCKING 80GIG PS3. It wasn't even the MGS4 bundle because he bought the limited edition one to go with it instead. And what was that slipped inside the box? Yeah, Memories Potion via funny. Unsurprisingly, Pat loved it even more.

Uh, so that's how the FFXII doujinshi ended up as our banner. For those wondering, nde and I got Pat resin Morrigan.

Anyways, I took forever to say nothing. Basically all we're doing is scanning RAWs. Check the Reich for the up-and-up. THIS little maid fetish piece, by some circle/artist called BODLEY HEAD, is really bland and crap. Only reason why funbuns scanned it was because he wanted to see how much damage would be done to a doujin when scanning. Apparently there's no real affect using the bending method so huzzah. More porn for us to do.

I'm sorry if I sound uninterested in this shit; unless it's more vivid than reality, it can fuck off. Bodley Head, this anime style sucks, go back to art school. Where's the kinetic energy of fucking? Or maybe you're all too demeaning of women to appreciate exotic eroticism. You fucking Asians. funny, anything to chime in?

funny_bunny: You're not going to marry a Chinaman??

prettyprophet: Only if he's whitewashed. You'd be surprised how many are in HK.

funny_bunny: Ah, your summer loves.

prettyprophet: Heh, I'm not the only one, RIGHT?

funny_bunny: Oh, you must be talking about nde.

prettyprophet: Cunt. So what now?

funny_bunny: MAIDS.

prettyprophet: Oh yeah. Bodley Head's Millefeuille. 300dpi, 1500 width. Shit editing by myself, funny, and holstein, as per usual with these Rabbit Raws. Where's that psycho bitch?

funny_bunny: BEHIND YOU.

prettyprophet: OH MY, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!...is that what you want me to say?

funny_bunny: Someone's not being very fun! PLAY ALONG!

prettyprophet: Do you have any idea where any of your own people are?

funny_bunny: Nope.

prettyprophet: I don't know how you sleep at night.

funny_bunny: Physical and mental exhaustion!

prettyprophet: What's next on the agenda?

funny_bunny: My gift to a fellow Rabbit.

prettyprophet: Oh boy, that one.

funny_bunny: Very precious.

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LIGHTNING ROUND:

[SaHa][ENG]VitaminL's Memories Potion