May 18, 2009
Randy Rabbits: The Categorical Imperative
The Randy Rabbit, serving all your fetishy needs.
Yo, Prophet here. We had a little sit-down and decided, "Let's throw our loyal readers a bone." Ok, that's totally not true. What REALLY happened was Patty was all bitching about how we didn't have different categories for fetishes. Funny thought about it for a second and then sided with her. Fuck it, I didn't want to argue over this shit......enjoy your categories. Course, they can crossover into each other, so......look, you should know how this goes down by now.
Anal: Anything involving the ass. Toys, fucking, what have you.
Beast: FUCK YEAH!
Breasts: "You dumbfucks, when does hentai NOT have breasts of some kind?" Uh, DDT's Ouverture didn't; Saber was clothed, motherfucker. This is for when there's major breastplay, like enormous boobs, titfucking (a bit strange how this ties in with big breasts, huh?), and lactation.
Cunnilingus: You know when a guy goes down on a girl because he wants to give HER pleasure? Whenever that's insanely detailed or the focus of the thing, we'll use this; in other words, you will never see this category unless it's yuri.
Domination: Any sort of...domination. And by domination, we don't mean S&M play. We mean rape, physical and psychological abuse, blah blah blah. Femdom is included. Doesn't mean the thing will be painfully dark, just means it probably won't be consensual.
Fellatio: Blowjobs! Will also use for yuri if they're packing strap-ons.
Futanari: Dickgirls of any kind.
Gender Bender: Gender swap.
Group Sex: More than two individuals involved.
Guro: FUCK YEAH!
Happy Sex: Consensual sex. This is probably a turn-off to people.
Hentai: All-ages literature that is read aloud at social gatherings.
Lolipops: Guess. Inspired by DJ Max Portable 2, Ladymade Star.
Raw: Hasn't been translated yet. Help us out, PLEASE. FUCK.
Scanlation: What we do, how we roll.
Scat: FUCK YEAH!
Shotakkun: Guess. Inspired by FLCL, Naota Nandaba.
Tentacle: FUCK YEAH!
Yaoi: All-ages literature that is read aloud at churches, mosques, and temples.
Yuri: Bullshit.
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Sorry, but I'm not going to list every fucking fetish in existence; you can check the fucking insane list at the Doujinshi DB. This is just a list of the generals. Maybe it'll be updated if there's stuff that's popular but was left out for whatever reason.
Also, this is a post AND a page because no one looks at the pages. Commissions! Get them in before our translators get swarmed!
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