Sago-Jou's Futa Milking

"E di cetra sonora, e delle muse:
Sol troverete in tal parte men duro
Ove amor mise l'insanabil ago."

funny_bunny: Rabbits! Leechers! I present a most wonderful gift! And that gift is PENIS.

Killer Ink: On girls.

funny_bunny: On PRETTY LUNAR SOLIDER GIRLS.

nde: Has Prophet seen this yet?

funny_bunny: No! But I hope she weeps when she does.

Killer Ink: Didn't you have projects?

funny_bunny: Of course I did, STUPID. And I still finished EVERYTHING! I am so great.

Killer Ink: It says Ed did the cleaning.

funny_bunny: Exactly! And audacious ak did the TRANSLATING! That's Team Awesome for you.

nde: I wonder what's next.

Killer Ink: Don't you need testicles for semen production?

funny_bunny: DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. Oh yeah, SEND THE NAITO.

Killer Ink: And join the forums.

nde: But you haven't yet.

funny_bunny: He did! THEN HE HAD THE ACCOUNT ERASED.

Killer Ink: Not like I would've posted.

nde: I don't post.

funny_bunny: YOU'RE ALL FIENDS. "FUTA MILKING"! Featuring Makoto and Ami of BISHOUJO SAILOR MOON fame...and FUTA. AND MILKING. WHAT DECADENCE.

Killer Ink: By circle Sago-Jou, artist Seura Isago. From the N.B. Complex book.

funny_bunny: Brought to you by the RABBITS! ak the almighty, who talks about ALLURING ART...edtheFUCKER, who is napping HALF-NUDE WHERE I AM POINTING...and funny_bunny, a fictional DEMON made up by LOVECRAFT.

nde: Are we going to Bug Prince's again tonight?

funny_bunny: DID WE FINISH "IT"? NO WE DID NOT, SO OF COURSE WE'RE GOING!

Killer Ink: You heard/read him.

edthefucker: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL HERE. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU BITCHES WAKE ME.

funny_bunny: This has been a BOYS OF THE THOUSAND RABBITS POST! Catch you all on the flipside!

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Randy Rabbits: On Scanlating the Sex

Can you take a guess at how difficult it is?

Answer: not very, at least for those doing the gruntwork. Let's use the recent Etrian doujinshi as example. Translating? Could've been a bitch; go ask ak the translator. But everything else? It was fun. You think I'm joking? Cleaning was a cinch. Just leveled, got rid of some obvious bits of dust, some minor redraws for bubbles. Proofreading? Here's a reenactment:

funny_bunny: Oh boy, thanks to prophet and nde for proofing the script! I will typeset this as fast as a fiddle!

Killer Ink: Text looks kinda dry.

funny_bunny: By Zeus! You're right! THIS TEXT NEEDS MORE ZING! 1000 Rabbits! To me!

And then he had us read the script out load. With vigor. I bet I sound pissed off right now, but I'm not. It seriously was a hilarious time. See, all those SFX like moaning and groaning? We added that in after so we were just reading the actual dialogue. The SFX, ak didn't translate much because it was all "ah" and "oh". If we were just to put that, it would've gotten boring chop-chop. So we decided to take a page from SaHa and spice it the FUCK up. Mad props to SaHa for the vast range of sex-SFX like "nng" and "mmph". And Funbuns says that "puah" is his favorite...that's the sound of gagging on cockjuice, which I assume he's familiar with. I like "fuah" myself; I'm gonna have to ask people if they've ever said that during copulation.

But, if you've read the Etrian doujinshi, you'd have noticed a special kind of ZING we added, SFX non-withstanding. Emphasis, motherfucker. Thanks to our readings of the script, we decided to bold up the more IMPORTANT words. We all think it enhances the hell out of it...but what do you think? I mean, if you all hate it...frankly, we're not going to stop. We enjoy it way too fucking much, so...deal.



Anyways, this'll be applied to yaoi and any other randy titles the Rabbits will play with. Will we take requests, commissions, and donor projects, like the other hentai groups? Uh, maybe? Remember kids, we're the RABBITS. We do anything and everything...that our translators will translate. So the real final word is on them.

Funny and Pat buy doujinshi regularly and anything that's not already scanned or stuff that's hard to find...we will scan. But it's a little too early to REALLY beg for cash, so we're going to hold off on that for while longer. That said, donations of any kind are welcome: sending us rare raws of stuff we're asking for would be rock; $$$ would be even rocker. As you surely see, none of us have any sort of restraint in showing off the unspoken sexual side of fandom. Well, I know me and Lavie shake our heads incredulously while Pat and Funny devour this shit.

So yeah, come to the Club Cowslip for all your Randy Rabbit After Dark needs. This is prettyprophet the PR Rabbit, peacing out.

KONOHA's At Yggdrasil

"Before you can say 'Come' and 'Go,'
And breathe twice; and cry 'so, so,'
Each one, tripping on his toe,
Will be here with mop and mow.
Do you love me, master? no?"

funny_bunny: Oh precious prettyprophet...I think I'm in love with you!

prettyprophet: Really?

funny_bunny: Every hiss and bark from your lips...like a parted cherry! Ah, I cannot hold back my lust!

prettyprophet: Well, you can fuck off. Go find something from the Reich to stroke it to.

funny_bunny: Nay, there is nothing there that can satiate my appetites! I need something...STRONGER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hold fast, Usagi-chama! I am a kami descended to aid thee! I am...HENTAI PATTYCAKES!!!!

funny_bunny: HENTAI PATTYCAKES?!?!?!

prettyprophet: And lo, there was porn.

funny_bunny: ETRIAN PORN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Does it get ANYMORE sugoi? Yes it does! ETRIAN YAOI, WHERE ARE YOU?

prettyprophet: So, by the good graces of ak, our brave translator, the Rabbits are scanlating the sex. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. To celebrate, we decided to desecrate one of our most beloved games, Etrian Odyssey. Well, not really, since it's Pat and Funny who are the real fans...and both pushed for this to be scanlated. We were going to do a Persona one...but I forget why we didn't. Whatever, we'll save that for later.

funny_bunny: New golden age? Not yet!

prettyprophet: Hear ye, you horny leechers. We're not doing this for total freebies. We want something in return.

Kawaii Pattycakes: WE WANT YAMADA NAITO RAWS.

funny_bunny: Indeed! MORE YAMADA MEANS MORE HENTAI CAKE.

prettyprophet: Send that shit to the PR Rabbit email. Or post in comments. Whatever. Just get it to us. The fallback material, however...

funny_bunny: MEGATENNNNNNN.

Kawaii Pattycakes: PERSONA!

funny_bunny: Lots of megaten YAOIIIII! And hentai! And stuff! SEND THAT TOO.

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T FORGET ETRIAN DOUJINSHI!!

funny_bunny: And Macross FRONTIER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: EVERYONE, LISTEN TO MY SONG!

funny_bunny: WHIPCRACK!

prettyprophet: Nippon Ichi.

funny_bunny: Same-san, I love you!

Kawaii Pattycakes: HE'S MINE, GET AWAY YOU FREETER.

funny_bunny: That's FREELOADER to you, LOOSE WOMAN!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up.

• Yamada Naito manga. Please send some. Could you imagine Kant writing nothing but trashy smut rags? Let's not waste ak's skills either.


• Speaking of trashy, send all the Megaten (Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Devil Summoner, Digital Devil Saga, Maken X, etc), Etrian, Nippon Ichi, and Macross Frontier doujinshi. Not so much the last one, since I bet Funbuns' Macross obsession will fade soon enough. This includes all yaoi, hentai, and non-sex material.

funny_bunny: Big thanks to ak for ASSISTING US IN HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS.

prettyprophet: Give him props or he'll quit and leave us with nothing but piles of raws.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Still smecksy! But could be EVEN more!

nde: "At Yggdrasil". Etrian Odyssey doujinshi by circle KONOHA. Artist is Kazuha Hotei with kanri-nin. It's hentai, featuring medics.

prettyprophet: So yeah. We're out.

funny_bunny: But the best is yet to come! ...oh my, who said THAT?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hufufufufu!

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DDT - Ouvertüre

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

prettyprophet: This Saber here, she's my kinda gal. None of that subservient women bullshit.

funny_bunny: Can't you at LEAST wear a gothic loli dress? Saber's doing it!

prettyprophet: Saber's also in love with a boring-as-fuck stock Type-Moon protagonist. Fuck her.

funny_bunny: Oh, I shall!

prettyprophet: Yeah, you really need to go steady with someone.

funny_bunny: DO I?

prettyprophet: Heh, that's not happening.

funny_bunny: The world is a wicked one.

prettyprophet: funny, the ride ends eventually.

funny_bunny: But will you STOP ROLLIN'?

prettyprophet: What do you think?

funny_bunny: Then neither shall I!

prettyprophet: Well, at least I can count on you for that.

funny_bunny: OUVERTURE by ze circle DDT! IT IS FATE/STAY DOUJINSHI WILL LOTSA SEX AND ACTION!

prettyprophet: Props to them for playing the fields of foot fetish, nylon stockings fetish, messy blowjobs, and wet, wet fucking.

funny_bunny: And nipple teasing.

prettyprophet: Definitely.

funny_bunny: I want more DDT doujinshi.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, get Soul Calibur.

funny_bunny: Need arcade stick.

prettyprophet: More controllers too. Lay off the doujinshit.

funny_bunny: NEVER! I MUST ACQUIRE MORE SEXY, SEXY VISUALS!

prettyprophet: Alright! After all, they're really fucking valuable, just like the heaps of figures that fill your house with toxic PVC fumes!

funny_bunny: TASTY toxic.

prettyprophet: Toxic. I'm suddenly reminded of Lil' Miss Random Numbers.

funny_bunny: Oh, she's chillaxing outside.

prettyprophet: You mean outside here?

funny_bunny: Course! It's a pretty big outside.

prettyprophet: Ok, whatever. When's the next item due?

funny_bunny: I could do it tonight!

prettyprophet: Wow, what a waste of life.

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0 SHIFT - Kanojo no shoudou wa, darenimo wakaranai

"Some think a fleet, a troop of horse
or soldiery the finest sight
in all the world; but I say, what one loves."

This is funbuns requesting some AID! I require MORE DOUJINSHI from the circle 0-SHIFT...for reasons I cannot say! Just know that it is for a SURPRISE!

So please send all available 0-SHIFT works over to the email at ze VILLA and um...I'll keep scanning smecksy smecksy doujinshi? Don't worry ladies and curious men! SOON THERE WILL BE YAOI!

prophet sez: Oh fucking hell, I don't even want to know what he's got planned. I bet it involves me. Also, funny didn't scan this so it's probably something random he found and is now fascinated with. Crazy kid.

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Bodley Head - Millefeuille

"Notre héroïne avait dix-sept ans lorsqu'elle se présenta chez M. Rodin, maître de la pension de Saint-Marcel. Ses attraits, mieux développés, offraient encore plus de charmes ; toute sa personne avait, malgré ses chagrins, acquis un genre de perfection qui la rendait vraiment une des plus jolies filles qu'il fût possible de voir."

Blah blah blah, you had to see this coming. funny_bunny, Rabbit Reich fuehrer, scanning hentai. Anyways, this is prettyprophet doing the business like usual.

Originally, funny was going to scan up a FFXII one by that rather-popular LINDA. Course, he didn't realize it was already TRANSLATED by Saha. If you don't know what Saha is, you obviously haven't been to Manga-Updates. Only thing that'll break up the endless stream of boys love is porno porno porno and that's what Saha brings.

Time to segue into a story. It was Pat's birthday on the weekend and a bunch of us went to Trojan's to celebrate. Normally I wouldn't talk about our recent personal events because...frankly, why would you care? This time I make an exception due to some outrageous presents. So we're all chillaxing when funny, holstein, and baal come in and hand Pat her gift. Guess what it is? It's the PS3 game Folklore! But Pat doesn't have a PS3 so talk about a fuck-up on their part. Or is it?

Boom, ed walks in. His exact words: "Fuck off all of you, I got something that'll make all your presents look like complete shit." Now ed had hinted he had something big planned for his girly girl but we all assumed it'd just be resin figures or packs of doujinshi. Not this year. This year ed decided to put us all to shame with a FUCKING 80GIG PS3. It wasn't even the MGS4 bundle because he bought the limited edition one to go with it instead. And what was that slipped inside the box? Yeah, Memories Potion via funny. Unsurprisingly, Pat loved it even more.

Uh, so that's how the FFXII doujinshi ended up as our banner. For those wondering, nde and I got Pat resin Morrigan.

Anyways, I took forever to say nothing. Basically all we're doing is scanning RAWs. Check the Reich for the up-and-up. THIS little maid fetish piece, by some circle/artist called BODLEY HEAD, is really bland and crap. Only reason why funbuns scanned it was because he wanted to see how much damage would be done to a doujin when scanning. Apparently there's no real affect using the bending method so huzzah. More porn for us to do.

I'm sorry if I sound uninterested in this shit; unless it's more vivid than reality, it can fuck off. Bodley Head, this anime style sucks, go back to art school. Where's the kinetic energy of fucking? Or maybe you're all too demeaning of women to appreciate exotic eroticism. You fucking Asians. funny, anything to chime in?

funny_bunny: You're not going to marry a Chinaman??

prettyprophet: Only if he's whitewashed. You'd be surprised how many are in HK.

funny_bunny: Ah, your summer loves.

prettyprophet: Heh, I'm not the only one, RIGHT?

funny_bunny: Oh, you must be talking about nde.

prettyprophet: Cunt. So what now?

funny_bunny: MAIDS.

prettyprophet: Oh yeah. Bodley Head's Millefeuille. 300dpi, 1500 width. Shit editing by myself, funny, and holstein, as per usual with these Rabbit Raws. Where's that psycho bitch?

funny_bunny: BEHIND YOU.

prettyprophet: OH MY, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!...is that what you want me to say?

funny_bunny: Someone's not being very fun! PLAY ALONG!

prettyprophet: Do you have any idea where any of your own people are?

funny_bunny: Nope.

prettyprophet: I don't know how you sleep at night.

funny_bunny: Physical and mental exhaustion!

prettyprophet: What's next on the agenda?

funny_bunny: My gift to a fellow Rabbit.

prettyprophet: Oh boy, that one.

funny_bunny: Very precious.

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LIGHTNING ROUND:

[SaHa][ENG]VitaminL's Memories Potion