P-FOREST's [Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield]

"Sous le dôme épais
Où le blanc jasmin
À la rose s’assemble
Sur la rive en fleurs
Riant au matin
Viens, descendons ensemble."

funny_bunny: Battlefields are flower duets!

nde: Love is a shadow.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Shadow of the Valkyrur!

prettyprophet: Squad 7, 1000 Rabbits, P-FOREST...Valkyria "Off" the Battlefield. Ha, now that's wordplay.

funny_bunny: HARD SEX MODE.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I bought it!

prettyprophet: You won't even clear the skirmishes on fucking normal.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But now I have all DLC! Support our developers~desu!

funny_bunny: CLEAR ALL OF HARD EX MODE IN UNDER AN HOUR AND YOU GET YAOI SKINS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: !!!

prettyprophet: And if you bought the Selvaria DLC with it, that'll unlock the secret mass Darcsen concentration camp rape scene!

funny_bunny: Prophet, you are very scary and in a dark place. I will join you! Valkyria Chronicles 2: Chemical Warfare, featuring cholera bombs!

prettyprophet: Vivisection DLC, coming a summer near you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Waahhhhhhhhh stop talking about Unit 731.....

prettyprophet: That's Unit 731, Nazis, and a touch of the Soviets. World War II, what a bright moment in humanity.

nde: So it goes?

funny_bunny: SO IT DOES.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Now, doujinshi talk!

prettyprophet: Haha, yeah. So I'd like to claim all responsibility for this one getting out...I really wanted us to be the first group to do a Valkyria doujinshi. This one was the first Pat showed me; I was like, "What, no Faldio x Welkin yaoi?" and she's like, "DON'T TEASE ME." Whatever, this was short so less work for all of us.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEND US EMILE X OSCAR, LEON X KREIS, HOMER X EDY.

prettyprophet: No, no, no, Edy x Homer.

funny_bunny: Hey Prophet! WELCOME TO THE ABYSS.

prettyprophet: Welcome to shut your fucking face. Moving on, there's nothing to say about this release. It's Selvaria Bles and Maximilian No-Last-Name-Given or maybe I just forgot. Pat says this is Max-top, Selvaria-bottom. FUCK THAT. She owns his dick here.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You just chose non-canon over canon! YES.

prettyprophet: No, I'm stating in THIS doujinshi, Selvaria owns his dick and that's the way I'd prefer it to be, as I'm sure you're all aware of my disgust for submission to any sort of "higher power" that really isn't that powerful, or kind, or any sort of shit. But we all know that in the actual game, she's a total slave to the guy, which I am not challenging, as much as I'd like to.

funny_bunny: HEY PEKING DUCK, LOOK AT WHAT WE TURNED PROPHET INTO.

prettyprophet: First of all, you KNOW I always argue with Pat, second of all, course I'm going to argue about aspects of Valkyria because you KNOW I love this game, and third of all, Funny, FUCK YOU.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHE'S SO TSUN-TSUN!

nde: Aren't Oscar and Emile brothers?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Aren't Ed and Al brothers? Aren't Aegis and Metis sisters??

prettyprophet: Aegis and Metis are ROBOTS. That and [spoilers edited away].

Kawaii Pattycakes: I FORGOT, EMILE AND OSCAR ARE TWINS! TWINS LIKE YOU TWO!

funny_bunny: If we were in Valkyria Chronicles, nde could be Emile because he's all sickly looking and artist and Prophet could be Oscar because she's all science and mean-looking and Oscar is mean-looking and doctor.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hai hai, what a sugoi pair~

prettyprophet: Sigh. Dedicated to this thread. Translated by ak. Circle P-FOREST, artist Hozumi Takashi. Have fun with it.

funny_bunny: DOUJINSHI! SEND! AND NAITO! WHERE IS NATIO??? ALSO GENSHIKEN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T SEND EDY X HOMER! HOMER X EDY ONLY!

nde: Valkyria Chronicles, 2008 Rabbit Game of the Year.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Pleinnies!

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Release Zero - Chapter 4 ~ "Peony Pavilion"

"The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the non-perception world. Cognition is a delusion and non-cognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good."

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufu!

prettyprophet: I wonder where Funbuns went. Whatever.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ufufufufufufufufufufu!

prettyprophet: Bridget.

Kawaii Pattycakes: MARIYA.

prettyprophet: James.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Toru, Mikoto, Yuujiro!

prettyprophet: ................Alright, fuck all this.

funny_bunny: MY ETRIAN MEDIC.

prettyprophet: Look who came crawling back!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yay bishie bunny~~

funny_bunny: YASUNORI ZAN. RELEAZ 0.

prettyprophet: Cero.

Kawaii Pattycakes: KUROZO ZERO. Shun-chama, I <3 you!

prettyprophet: Anyways, Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero" comic. It's a one-volume compilation of oneshots. Mostly of hentai and futa. Mostly.

funny_bunny: ALIENS IS SO AWESOME.

prettyprophet: Good catch.

funny_bunny: We were watching it last night! PAT'S A SCAREDY-RABBIT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SHUT UP BAKABUNNY.

prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Yet you still collect all the Ring shit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OH! Sadako counts!

funny_bunny: SADAKO IS NYX. Therefore Nyx is hot. Therefore I'd sex Nyx.

prettyprophet: Hey, Funny, how about you say that to her face?

funny_bunny: I did!

Kawaii Pattycakes: He did!

prettyprophet: And?

funny_bunny: SHE STARED AT ME AND I DIED.

prettyprophet: Ok, "Peony Pavilion" is the name of the oneshot. It's kinda small because this was really just a substitute for a special release Funny's been pushing for........which was delayed.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, our Tea-Mistress will handle all with grace!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can't wait! No, I seriously can't! Do you think I should.....BUY SOME MORE?

prettyprophet: Uh, NO. I don't want another fucking hissyfit from you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF [CENSORED].

funny_bunny: Ladies, ladies, please. You're both terribly wrong. I have something even BETTER soon!

prettyprophet: You mean THAT doujinshi?

funny_bunny: Of course not! Ohohohoho!

prettyprophet: Whatever, fuck it, let's finish this. Chapter Four of Zen Yasumori's "Release Zero": Peony Pavilion. It's a oneshot so you don't have to really worry about downloading out of order. Will we ever finish the whole thing? Who knows? This release, although only eight pages, had a buttload of text so you should thank ak for translating it so fast.

funny_bunny: ak is the ALMIGHTY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if he does lotsa yaoi!

prettyprophet: NAITO, NO ONE'S SENDING IT.

funny_bunny: FORUMMMMMMS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: RABBIT REVOLUTION!

prettyprophet: Bien.

funny_bunny: Takkun, Takkun!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I can feel that hybrid rainbow!

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Yukimi's [Eee (EVA ero ero)]

"All the rest had used sex for sentiment, never for force; to them, Eve was a tender flower, and Herodias an unfeminine horror. American art, like the American language and American education, was as far as possible sexless. Society regarded this victory over sex as its greatest triumph, and the historian readily admitted it, since the moral issue, for the moment, did not concern one who was studying the relations of unmoral force. He cared nothing for the sex of the dynamo until he could measure its energy."

prettyprophet: By the time you read this, things we say here may or may not out of date. That's because we're doing these posts ahead of time since most of us are going to be fucking busy with finals from April 6th to April 18th. Damn.

funny_bunny: Don't worry, it's a GOOD FRIDAY.

prettyprophet: Which means some GOOD releases. So good, it's almost religious!

funny_bunny: It's EVA so it IS religious!

prettyprophet: Yukimi of circle Enuma Elish does Evangelion: Eee aka EVA ero ero aka I Need You. Sorry Rei fangirls and boys, this one ain't about her, despite what the cover might hint at.

funny_bunny: It's the Etrian doujinshi all over again! But that's ok! Because this is YURI.

prettyprophet: Pat, get over here for a sec. Alright, before we set out to do this release, we had this argument over what qualifies as "yuri".

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is NOT yuri. DOES NOT COUNT.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, decision was made. Basically it was "flowery girls kissing and touching" against "girls sexing each other", or "lesbian porn for girls" against "lesbian porn for guys". In the end, me, Lavie, Ed, and Funny were just like, fuck it, lesbian sex of any kind = yuri.

funny_bunny: NO PENIS ALLOWED.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But there was penis in EVA ERO ERO! >_<

prettyprophet: Was it the main focus? Hell no. And no emoticons. Anyways, chillax, we'll get around to flowery lesbian action whenever. Eee was just fitting because...you know, Eva, Christ...some shit like that.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I have lots of Yuri Hime ideas

funny_bunny: I AM THE HIMEST OF ALL.

prettyprophet: Blah blah blah, Enuma Elish presents Eee (EVA ero ero). Hey, tell us how you want the PSP releases or we're leaving them widescreen.

funny_bunny: Translated by ak the VOID.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please help us! Send delicious raws! And join the forums! I can't because a prophet bunny is mean and won't let me!

prettyprophet: Funny's bad enough, I don't want you, Ed, or any of those idiots cluttering the thing.

funny_bunny: LAST COWSLIP RELEASE! Will do only work-safe Naruto from now on!

Kawaii Pattycakes: REALLY??!

prettyprophet: Really.

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Sago-Jou's Futa Milking

"E di cetra sonora, e delle muse:
Sol troverete in tal parte men duro
Ove amor mise l'insanabil ago."

funny_bunny: Rabbits! Leechers! I present a most wonderful gift! And that gift is PENIS.

Killer Ink: On girls.

funny_bunny: On PRETTY LUNAR SOLIDER GIRLS.

nde: Has Prophet seen this yet?

funny_bunny: No! But I hope she weeps when she does.

Killer Ink: Didn't you have projects?

funny_bunny: Of course I did, STUPID. And I still finished EVERYTHING! I am so great.

Killer Ink: It says Ed did the cleaning.

funny_bunny: Exactly! And audacious ak did the TRANSLATING! That's Team Awesome for you.

nde: I wonder what's next.

Killer Ink: Don't you need testicles for semen production?

funny_bunny: DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. Oh yeah, SEND THE NAITO.

Killer Ink: And join the forums.

nde: But you haven't yet.

funny_bunny: He did! THEN HE HAD THE ACCOUNT ERASED.

Killer Ink: Not like I would've posted.

nde: I don't post.

funny_bunny: YOU'RE ALL FIENDS. "FUTA MILKING"! Featuring Makoto and Ami of BISHOUJO SAILOR MOON fame...and FUTA. AND MILKING. WHAT DECADENCE.

Killer Ink: By circle Sago-Jou, artist Seura Isago. From the N.B. Complex book.

funny_bunny: Brought to you by the RABBITS! ak the almighty, who talks about ALLURING ART...edtheFUCKER, who is napping HALF-NUDE WHERE I AM POINTING...and funny_bunny, a fictional DEMON made up by LOVECRAFT.

nde: Are we going to Bug Prince's again tonight?

funny_bunny: DID WE FINISH "IT"? NO WE DID NOT, SO OF COURSE WE'RE GOING!

Killer Ink: You heard/read him.

edthefucker: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL HERE. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU BITCHES WAKE ME.

funny_bunny: This has been a BOYS OF THE THOUSAND RABBITS POST! Catch you all on the flipside!

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Randy Rabbits: On Scanlating the Sex

Can you take a guess at how difficult it is?

Answer: not very, at least for those doing the gruntwork. Let's use the recent Etrian doujinshi as example. Translating? Could've been a bitch; go ask ak the translator. But everything else? It was fun. You think I'm joking? Cleaning was a cinch. Just leveled, got rid of some obvious bits of dust, some minor redraws for bubbles. Proofreading? Here's a reenactment:

funny_bunny: Oh boy, thanks to prophet and nde for proofing the script! I will typeset this as fast as a fiddle!

Killer Ink: Text looks kinda dry.

funny_bunny: By Zeus! You're right! THIS TEXT NEEDS MORE ZING! 1000 Rabbits! To me!

And then he had us read the script out load. With vigor. I bet I sound pissed off right now, but I'm not. It seriously was a hilarious time. See, all those SFX like moaning and groaning? We added that in after so we were just reading the actual dialogue. The SFX, ak didn't translate much because it was all "ah" and "oh". If we were just to put that, it would've gotten boring chop-chop. So we decided to take a page from SaHa and spice it the FUCK up. Mad props to SaHa for the vast range of sex-SFX like "nng" and "mmph". And Funbuns says that "puah" is his favorite...that's the sound of gagging on cockjuice, which I assume he's familiar with. I like "fuah" myself; I'm gonna have to ask people if they've ever said that during copulation.

But, if you've read the Etrian doujinshi, you'd have noticed a special kind of ZING we added, SFX non-withstanding. Emphasis, motherfucker. Thanks to our readings of the script, we decided to bold up the more IMPORTANT words. We all think it enhances the hell out of it...but what do you think? I mean, if you all hate it...frankly, we're not going to stop. We enjoy it way too fucking much, so...deal.



Anyways, this'll be applied to yaoi and any other randy titles the Rabbits will play with. Will we take requests, commissions, and donor projects, like the other hentai groups? Uh, maybe? Remember kids, we're the RABBITS. We do anything and everything...that our translators will translate. So the real final word is on them.

Funny and Pat buy doujinshi regularly and anything that's not already scanned or stuff that's hard to find...we will scan. But it's a little too early to REALLY beg for cash, so we're going to hold off on that for while longer. That said, donations of any kind are welcome: sending us rare raws of stuff we're asking for would be rock; $$$ would be even rocker. As you surely see, none of us have any sort of restraint in showing off the unspoken sexual side of fandom. Well, I know me and Lavie shake our heads incredulously while Pat and Funny devour this shit.

So yeah, come to the Club Cowslip for all your Randy Rabbit After Dark needs. This is prettyprophet the PR Rabbit, peacing out.

KONOHA's At Yggdrasil

"Before you can say 'Come' and 'Go,'
And breathe twice; and cry 'so, so,'
Each one, tripping on his toe,
Will be here with mop and mow.
Do you love me, master? no?"

funny_bunny: Oh precious prettyprophet...I think I'm in love with you!

prettyprophet: Really?

funny_bunny: Every hiss and bark from your lips...like a parted cherry! Ah, I cannot hold back my lust!

prettyprophet: Well, you can fuck off. Go find something from the Reich to stroke it to.

funny_bunny: Nay, there is nothing there that can satiate my appetites! I need something...STRONGER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hold fast, Usagi-chama! I am a kami descended to aid thee! I am...HENTAI PATTYCAKES!!!!

funny_bunny: HENTAI PATTYCAKES?!?!?!

prettyprophet: And lo, there was porn.

funny_bunny: ETRIAN PORN!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Does it get ANYMORE sugoi? Yes it does! ETRIAN YAOI, WHERE ARE YOU?

prettyprophet: So, by the good graces of ak, our brave translator, the Rabbits are scanlating the sex. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. To celebrate, we decided to desecrate one of our most beloved games, Etrian Odyssey. Well, not really, since it's Pat and Funny who are the real fans...and both pushed for this to be scanlated. We were going to do a Persona one...but I forget why we didn't. Whatever, we'll save that for later.

funny_bunny: New golden age? Not yet!

prettyprophet: Hear ye, you horny leechers. We're not doing this for total freebies. We want something in return.

Kawaii Pattycakes: WE WANT YAMADA NAITO RAWS.

funny_bunny: Indeed! MORE YAMADA MEANS MORE HENTAI CAKE.

prettyprophet: Send that shit to the PR Rabbit email. Or post in comments. Whatever. Just get it to us. The fallback material, however...

funny_bunny: MEGATENNNNNNN.

Kawaii Pattycakes: PERSONA!

funny_bunny: Lots of megaten YAOIIIII! And hentai! And stuff! SEND THAT TOO.

Kawaii Pattycakes: DON'T FORGET ETRIAN DOUJINSHI!!

funny_bunny: And Macross FRONTIER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: EVERYONE, LISTEN TO MY SONG!

funny_bunny: WHIPCRACK!

prettyprophet: Nippon Ichi.

funny_bunny: Same-san, I love you!

Kawaii Pattycakes: HE'S MINE, GET AWAY YOU FREETER.

funny_bunny: That's FREELOADER to you, LOOSE WOMAN!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up.

• Yamada Naito manga. Please send some. Could you imagine Kant writing nothing but trashy smut rags? Let's not waste ak's skills either.


• Speaking of trashy, send all the Megaten (Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Devil Summoner, Digital Devil Saga, Maken X, etc), Etrian, Nippon Ichi, and Macross Frontier doujinshi. Not so much the last one, since I bet Funbuns' Macross obsession will fade soon enough. This includes all yaoi, hentai, and non-sex material.

funny_bunny: Big thanks to ak for ASSISTING US IN HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS.

prettyprophet: Give him props or he'll quit and leave us with nothing but piles of raws.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Still smecksy! But could be EVEN more!

nde: "At Yggdrasil". Etrian Odyssey doujinshi by circle KONOHA. Artist is Kazuha Hotei with kanri-nin. It's hentai, featuring medics.

prettyprophet: So yeah. We're out.

funny_bunny: But the best is yet to come! ...oh my, who said THAT?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hufufufufu!

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DDT - Ouvertüre

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

prettyprophet: This Saber here, she's my kinda gal. None of that subservient women bullshit.

funny_bunny: Can't you at LEAST wear a gothic loli dress? Saber's doing it!

prettyprophet: Saber's also in love with a boring-as-fuck stock Type-Moon protagonist. Fuck her.

funny_bunny: Oh, I shall!

prettyprophet: Yeah, you really need to go steady with someone.

funny_bunny: DO I?

prettyprophet: Heh, that's not happening.

funny_bunny: The world is a wicked one.

prettyprophet: funny, the ride ends eventually.

funny_bunny: But will you STOP ROLLIN'?

prettyprophet: What do you think?

funny_bunny: Then neither shall I!

prettyprophet: Well, at least I can count on you for that.

funny_bunny: OUVERTURE by ze circle DDT! IT IS FATE/STAY DOUJINSHI WILL LOTSA SEX AND ACTION!

prettyprophet: Props to them for playing the fields of foot fetish, nylon stockings fetish, messy blowjobs, and wet, wet fucking.

funny_bunny: And nipple teasing.

prettyprophet: Definitely.

funny_bunny: I want more DDT doujinshi.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, get Soul Calibur.

funny_bunny: Need arcade stick.

prettyprophet: More controllers too. Lay off the doujinshit.

funny_bunny: NEVER! I MUST ACQUIRE MORE SEXY, SEXY VISUALS!

prettyprophet: Alright! After all, they're really fucking valuable, just like the heaps of figures that fill your house with toxic PVC fumes!

funny_bunny: TASTY toxic.

prettyprophet: Toxic. I'm suddenly reminded of Lil' Miss Random Numbers.

funny_bunny: Oh, she's chillaxing outside.

prettyprophet: You mean outside here?

funny_bunny: Course! It's a pretty big outside.

prettyprophet: Ok, whatever. When's the next item due?

funny_bunny: I could do it tonight!

prettyprophet: Wow, what a waste of life.

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0 SHIFT - Kanojo no shoudou wa, darenimo wakaranai

"Some think a fleet, a troop of horse
or soldiery the finest sight
in all the world; but I say, what one loves."

This is funbuns requesting some AID! I require MORE DOUJINSHI from the circle 0-SHIFT...for reasons I cannot say! Just know that it is for a SURPRISE!

So please send all available 0-SHIFT works over to the email at ze VILLA and um...I'll keep scanning smecksy smecksy doujinshi? Don't worry ladies and curious men! SOON THERE WILL BE YAOI!

prophet sez: Oh fucking hell, I don't even want to know what he's got planned. I bet it involves me. Also, funny didn't scan this so it's probably something random he found and is now fascinated with. Crazy kid.

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